RavishingRickRudo

Fuck you. Agree to disagree, don't be a dick about it. He doesn't really hate you. He's just passionate. He's said far worse to me in the past, and he loves me more than most mere mortals are able to love. Just didn't know if you'd dealt with him before. Thought I'd fill you in. Oh Wossy

You're a fucking moron if you "wouldn't change a thing" about Benoits run. This is not an "agree to disagree" situation, its a "Did Roy eat paint chips as a kid" situation. I think they pushed Eddie to Lesnar poorly as well. In terms of success, if was for the 3 weeks and the match and follow up, but it could have been sustained had they built it up over a few months. The "Stealing Life..." documentary should have been done _before_ his big win, but I guess Eddie wasn't worth long-term planning, even though he was insanely over in September 03 and that's when the lights should have went on about investing in the guy.

How did it work? Benoit was _never_ more over than he was in the Lesnar match, with the exception of the Austin match which was in his home town and against Angle at RR03.

Yeah, but it kind of makes the match they had more special, ya know? I have that match on my computer and it still feels epic every time. Yeah, hmm, you're right it does. I mean, now that I really think about it, it would be just plain STUPID to have those 2 go at it with a ton of build, an awesome storyline, and PPV time... not to mention being able to build off the smackdown match... who would want THAT?! And I won't lie, I absolutely loved the angle with him having to wrestle Cena early in the show softening him up for Lesnar and then Heyman barring future title shots prompting him to jump to RAW. I thought the whole thing was brilliant and of a quality deserving of such a historically important push. God I hate you. Benoit on RAW made no sense, and made him look like a pussy for giving up on the WWE title. Brilliant? That whole angle was shit. Absolute shit. The only thing anyone can say about the whole "Benoit on RAW" thing is the WM XX win, and that has been overblown to the point of insanity. Fuck, even when the angle was happening and Benoit was losing to HBK and looking completely weak and castrated, people were still going on about the potential WM XX win. To me, the ends didn't justify the means, but then again, I actually wanted Benoits win to mean something other than a fucking confetti celebration. Which is what a Lesnar/Benoit feud could have been, but wasn't.

Benoit vs. Lesnar Fuck Benoit on RAW. This would have been abuzilliion times better and more satisfying than the shitty WMXX build and the lameduck title run. Rather than following up on Lesnar making Benoit passout in the Brocklock, they uh, did nothing.

I finally got the proper codecs downloaded to watch Season 1 which I had on my harddrive for months now. I am giddy. GOB is my messiah, may we all dedicate many shrines to him.

Yeah, but HHH is the biggest face on RAW. Wait... what? He's a heel? JBL needs a ridiculously big entourage. Like, they need 5 more people on the squad. He needs a P-Diddy-esque man servant. He needs his own personal chef. He needs a financial consultant on the European and Asian/Foreign markets. He needs a personal photographer. And he needs his own historian. Man Servant = Julian Deroche (French, cause JBL hates the French, so he enjoys having a french person at his beck-and-call) Personal Chef = "Michelangelo", the world-famous Italian chef who is keeping JBL on a healthy diet, to make sure the champ eats right. Financial Consultant on Foreign Markets = Alistair D. Livingsworth III, a British, Tony-Blair-esque figure in JBL's cabinet. He notifies the champ when the market is right. Personal Photographer = Emileo Frankish, a homosexual photographer, to prove JBL is an equal opportunity employer. Plus, no one makes JBL look more beautiful. Historian = Peter Jacobs, a lanky 12 year old nerd who documents JBL's title run and daily activites in his parents basement over the internet.

Thesz was infamously known as the Sodomizing Shooter back in the day. "Lou the Screw" was also a popular reference, all the way up to his 70's.

Because soon enough hating on JBL will not be fashionable anymore and liking JBL will be, so be ahead of the curve and start hating him NOW so when that turn comes you can be against the grain again.

Well, that's the whole point of the season. Even though Dawn wasn't "really" her sister, Buffy still sacrificed herself because they were still "family".

Now, I may be just a crazy fan, but wouldn't it make sense, since Smackdown has Al Snow now, for AL to be commentating with Josh rather than Solar Plexus? Nah, that's crazy talk.

Evan Tanner has left Team Quest and will be fighting David Tarrell for the Middleweight title. Super Saturday is looking like a awesome card. Vitor Belfort vs. Tito Ortiz Tim Sylvia vs. Andrei Arlovski (HVW TITLE) Evan Tanner vs. Dave Terrell (MW TITLE) Phil Baroni vs. Robbie Lawler David Loiseau vs. Joe Riggs Mike Kyle vs. James Irvin (Yeah, give a match to Kyle and not Eilers) Possible matchups: B.J. Penn vs. Frank Trigg Possible participants: Nick Diaz Karo Parisyan Chris Lytle

The match sucked. The "mat wrestling" was loose and gratuitous. You have these two guys who are associated with high flying and crazy moves doing mat wrestling, why?

BrokenTiger, you think you could hang with ME?! My Rudo Vale Tudo is too much for you!

The Chorus wasn't live. They need to work on their 3 part harmony... This seems like a cash-grab or a favour if they aren't putting in the effort to sing together.

Whoa, Beyonce, Crack is bad.

Is part of Destinys Child lip synching and another part not?? Wow, thats great.

The helicopter part was great. They should have did that more and dummed down on the "Donald takes someone elses suggestion and calls it his own".

I think a Santa/Paris Hilton theme would be more topical, the election was soooooo October.

Falalalalahahahalalala Chanukala!

They totally fucked up the swank German spot in the match, and the commentators totally undersold it. God that was a bad match.

I love this Trump impersonation.

I love how so many people turned and became anti-anti bush after he won the election.

How many gay jokes can they make on SNL? Jeez.

"Paul London just received 80 Experience Points from that win!" - Solar Steve