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Final Episode of tonight (err... morning) Redefinition. Nice hint at Angel and Angelus, Darla and Buffy. Darla didn't turn Angel into Angelus, Cordy trying to connect the two at least plants the idea into our mind of Angel "turning", which he doesn't... does that make sense? Angel burning the pictures, Angel burning Dru and Darla. Nice foreshadowing. "Too many years sleeping in a softbed" - great line. It's a MONTAGE! "We do??" - Lindsey sounds so disapppointed. "The Wizard community is very progressive", The red head to Wes. Wes was killed by a Wizard... ok, that's a huge fucking stretch Who is Angel taking to when he is training? I love how his door is already opened when he leaves his room after training, and how he has to open the door (a series of doors) to go below. Lilah looks incredibly hot here. Let the foxy begin. "If we wanted you dead, you would have never made it out of the wine cellar" - Holland used that line (if we wanted you dead) to Angel when he was in a position of power, and now Darla uses it on Lindsey. Lilahs reaction to "Or You" was so fucking super. Thinking it over, tilt head, acceptance. "Maybe something by Cat Stephens..." Wow, Cordy looks hot in this scene. Gotta love Gunn being here after saying he didn't care. "Darsilla" TAP OUT! That was awesome. UFC! MMANGEL! "I can still feel her. Her pain, her need, her hope." Lilah doesn't look so hot in this segment where she's conning Lindsey. Though its a great scene. Drunk Cordy is great. Look at that eyebrow movement. "My ahs is not pansay" AWESOME scene!! *clink* GROUP HUG! OMGAWSOME! Wesleys progression into a leader was very well done. From faking the role in Guise.. and then taking the role in Redefinition. Whoa, Angel burns Darla and Dru in the same place Holtz took Connor. Angel smoking. "The Shadow..." *flick* "He's gone, He's all gone!!!" "It wasn't Angel.. It wasn't Angelus either... Who was that?" I am assuming the dude who spoke with Lilah and Lindsey was the one in Eves position before Eve had said position. Nice Shadow work, light and dark on Angels face.

Alright, now Reunion. I just noticed the use of "doors" in this season. As in, there is a continual usage of them, and they tend to play a significant role. Anyone want to comment on the symbolism and how it relates to the overall arc?? "Can she hear you?" "...She's--Dead." ~! Angels reaction/expressions to the gang second guessing him is great. They're holding him back, both physically and morally. "...You had me at 'Everyone Gear Up'" Hollands talk with Lindsey is great. I miss Holland. "All Alone, All Alone" - interesting theme. Anyone have thoughts? Is Season 2 about lonliness? Being alone? Angel crashing through the window at WR&H was great. "And yet I just can't seem to care... but you do" I love how they set up the wine tasting. Just a few select comments from Holland each time he's on screen. The look on Hollands face when he realizes Dru killed his wife. The look on Lindseys face almost rivals it. "That was very thoughtful of you" Darlas voice as a vampire is horrible. Actually, Darla as a vampire is pretty fuckin bad. Her "r"'s in particular are annoying. Dru is totally stealing the show here. "Grandma won't eat the double speak!" THE BIG MOMENT... Still fucking owns. "Please, people are going to die" "And yet somehow, I can't seem to care" *Locks door* "Daddy" .. You can't get better than that. I love how they build Angel firing them, not even trying to hide what is going on "We're the only things standing between you and darkness". Good stuff.

There has to be a better name than that Between you, czech, and the monkeys, you should be able to come up with something.

"How could the powers allow you to be brought back..." ~! This scene with Darla and Angel is awesome. "Yes, to die" - Benz just owns that line. DB is just selling this dispair like a motherfucker. It's like he's a lil kid losing his mommy. Forrest losing Momma. Lindsey is so fucking badass "How'd you think this would end" and then DRU!!! coming in, just so fucking awesome. The Anger and pain on Angels face, oh BOY I can't wait for his revenge! Darla suckin on Dru is HOT. SWEET EPISODE!!!

"We don't want anything Miss; In this place, the journey is all. Where it may lead is not our concern" - Butler. If that's not the mission statement for the show (consider the final episodes ending), I don't know what is. The religious imagery is fucking nuts here. Angel being chained and his arms in a near Christ-on-the-cross-like pose, getting asked why he'd want his death to save another, who really doesn't deserve it. The other bit of sweetness here, and it was probably completely unintentional, was the some historians believe that Jesus was killed on a stake (the preferred method at the time) rather than a cross. Angel getting PISSED that all was for naught and that Darla couldn't be saved is fucking balls out. I don't think Angel has ever showed THAT kind of intense rage before. Maybe with Wes and the hospital scene.

He's too passionate to save her. But he never really loved her as a Vampire. I'd like to have more pathetic desperation on his part - he's tired of being lonely, he can't have Buffy, and Darla was the only other women he ever knew. He doesn't love her, but he loves her company because she's so familiar and he's lost. But it's more like "If I can't save myself, I can at least save her. She is what I want to be (Human) and I won't let her lose that". Which is very similar to the Connor storyline (and him killing Connor and letting go showed growth in his character, which is AWESOME btw). ... and she SO said it. Only it was followed up by "like me".

Watching The Trial right now, and I had to turn on the computer and post this... Darla: "Ah Jasmine... It only blooms at night" Uh BUH!! C'mon Brian, you only had one line on this! Cordy and Connor fucked (which created Jasmine) when the sun was blocked out. That is HUGE, man! I love the Holtz reference. You just *know* they were planning Connor at the stage of the game. The Vampire Skid was awesome. Like, fucking awesome. I think the only fault in this storyline is Angels connection with Darla. I don't quite buy why he's trying to save her. Any thoughts? Julie Benz is a horrible singer, btw. The Butler is awesome. When I go to hell, the Devil better be British or I will be mighty pissed off.

Haas needs to grow a Andy Hug mustache...

It's fitting that Plagarism took that from Tshirthell.com

Unfortunately, Snitsky has been booked better than Cena, Orton, Luther and Benjamin of the past few weeks/months.

This is the worst announcing I have ever heard. Worse than the shitty british commentators on my best of Chris Daniels DVD. Worse than the ROH announcers on ASE. Worse than Craig Degeorge and Bruno Sammartino on UWF. Worse than JR and King. Worse than Lord Alfred and Sean Mooney. They have set the standard for truly bad announcing and have combined the worst aspects of all those mentioned above.

I'd put Luther above Orton and Cena.

Hey, this is Sunday Night Heat, not fricken WrestleMania. That mentality is what has been killing the Weekend shows for the past few years. It's the reason why they struggle to break 1.0 ----- Coach: "Whats your problem?Whats your problem?Whats your problem?" O'Hara: "It's the last practice of the season,and this asshole thinks it's the Super Bowl!" Coach: "You just summed up your whole sorry career here in one sentence. If you had half the heart of Ruuttigers' you would've made All-American. As it is you just went from the third team to the prep team! Go on get outta here!"

Hurricane and Tomko are having a painfully pedestrian match with absolutely no storytelling involved and completely random moves being performed. In other words, it's like 95% of the WWE's matches. The announcers suck. The announcers sucking is the most notable thing about this match, and this show. Tomko won with a shitty torturerack neckbreaker. No one will remember this match

Hmm, I wonder where this went.

How about getting a better board? And I refuse to post in the OAO Forum as long as that background remains.

"Have yourself a T-bone" Fuck you JR. Hurry up and die, you fuck.

They should take serious consideration in using Carlos and Hugo do the announcing for Heat.

This is the worst announcing ever.

Dupree is fucking horrid in the ring. I'd take Grenier over Dupree, and Grenier fucking sucks. They're noticably trying to push Benjamin, which is bad. JR cannot sell Benjamin like he could with HHH or Austin. It sounds terribly forced and he sounds so lame doing it "Oh that Benjamin, he's so ATHLETIC!" - no one wants to hear about how athletic someone is. They want to hear if he can kill a man with his bare hands. Athletic is meaningless, Dangerous is something else. If Benjamin can run fast, tie that into how it affects his opponent and his wrestling. If Benjamin is a great amateur wrestler, who fucking cares if 90% of what he does is brawl? Benjamin does a good enough job showcasing himself in the ring to make up for JR's half-hearted, shitty praise, but it won't be enough to put him over. Benjamin needs a nickname, a better finisher, a name for his finisher, and needs to match his out-of-ring personality with his in-ring personality (he has great facial expressions and one particular look makes me go "ooooh yeah! He's gonna fuck him up!" - they need to play that up).

He sounds way too whiney as Bush and doesn't add any personality like Farrell did. Farrell didn't sound exactly like Bush (or even close) but he gave it personality that was an exaggerated version of W (or, how many of us perceive W to be). Forte should have been more excited when he was trying to be The Donald. Farrell "got" the cowboy-wannabe/fratboy aspect of Bush that Forte doesn't portray.

Forte's W is horrible. It's like he's doing an impression of Will Farrells impression of W. They should either stop doing W, or hire a ringer. The Tony Danza, on the otherhand, had me on the floor. I love me a good Danza. Update was bad. There wasn't a joke that neither girl didn't laugh at. "HEHEHE Yur so FUNNY" "NO, YUR Funny" "Oh stop, yur funny" "Yeah, but yur funny too" "Yeah, I guess so... why doesn't anyone else find us funny?" "Who cares, I think yur funny" "HEHHEHE Yur so FUNNY" "NO, YUR funny" "Oh stop, yur funny"... DIE! Or do a single white female thing and have Phoeler do what we all expect her to do and dye her hair black and.. well, I didn't really see single white female so I don't know the rest. FUCK, I missed the ending.

*takes notes* I wish to learn more. Or... Learn more I wish to? I wish more to learn? More learn I to wish? ???

Certainly. But there's only so much I can do... or not do, rather. It's hard to live up to your level of mind-numbingly bad posts, Kotz. But it's star I must try and reach for.

Is this board big enough for a This Thread is Ghey AND a Bad Post Pointout? I could have sworn I made more bad posts than 1.