RavishingRickRudo

You're so right. Raw is Random. Rawdom, even. Not exactly the right direction...

BAH GAWD! THAT FIVE BILLION POUND MONSTER BARELY LANDED ON HIM!

On paper this is a good idea, but really how isn't this burying Christian and Hurricane?

Snitsky and Batista in the same ring???? How will this board survive??!

Batista Films is soooo money.

Why must all Japanese Characters be pathetically horny?

GAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! In the GRAND tradition of Terri Runnels, Sharmel Sullivan and Rue Debona....

One diamond in this industry? Brother, it's me! D..D...P... I'm STILL STANDIN! BANG!

I wish they had the sky background for RAW.

"Last week at the Mr. Olympia competition, I was ganged up on by a group of large bodybuilders... "

Is that a YAPAPPI strap?

First Rule of Wrestling - don't tell your opponent what you are going to do before you do it.

Snitsky (to the crowd): Are saying "Eugene" or "You Gene"?? Lawler: I was saying You Gene

Why isn't JR happy that Snitsky killed Kane?

BOTCHED PYRO!!!!

Bad Music.

Great music.

The WWE had Arab Characters before 9/11, so that sorta kills the point. Ack, defended the WWE...feel so dirty... um... must say something bad about them... "The WWE merely reflects what's going on in society like all good television and films do. This is no different than CSI with dead bodies... err.... Will and Grace with homosexual chara.... umm.... Whoopi with Arab Americans dealing in a post 9-11 world." - WWE publicist.

Why did they call Christian "former Intercontinental Champion", why didn't they just say "Sheldon Benjamin will get involved somehow"??

HHH: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the faces are pussies. And Hassan is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

In honour of the newest WWE superstars, we should do the OAO Raw all in Arabic... or the closest, stereotypical, Team America proximity to it. Or should I say... "Bahck, Bahck, Allabahck, Allah, Allah, Jihad! KAPLAH!"

".... and $500 for wearing white, cotton, socks with slacks and dress shoes."

Dear Boy, Angel Season 2, disc 2. I am watching it tomorrow night.

I wonder if they will have Lillian announce that "(Ladies and Gentlemen) Edge has left the building" ??

Wow I should read this thread Bob Holly better watch out.