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And leave the ring laughing at Benoit. As she laughs, she covers her mouth and points at Benoit - to make sure we know who she is laughing at.

Wait. So we could have Benoit/Edge vs. La Rez and Michaels vs. HHH at Taboo Tuesday? Didn't we have that at Bad Blood??! I get confused... sometimes...

We have an intruder in the ring! Fan jumps in and is kicked out of the ring by Shawn Michaels and Edge. Crowd sings 'Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey Goodbye' as security take him away... Edge, HBK and Benoit win against Evolution......Edge however lays down both HBK and Benoit after the match to end the show. Next week HBK vs Benoit vs Edge in a triple threat match is the main event of RAW. After cameras stopped rolling....Evolution attacked HBK and Benoit. Orton comes to the rescue and RKO's HHH, Flair and Batista. That's all from Manchester!

Oh no no no... Yes. They were young high school lovers tempted by the fruit of forbidden passion. Kane knew what was happening, but he was too happy being associated with such a popular girl that Katie Vick was, that he didn't bother stopping Stevies advances. He just figured it would be a fling and that was it. He had his heart set on that prom...

Or just give her tons of make up, have her wear slutty dresses, and have her scream a lot. Then maybe have her get on her knees and plead HHH to give Wrestler X a title shot and HHH starts to shake and says "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Some Page 3 Girls come out or a promo with Lawler. Page 3 Girls are pretty popular in the Sun newspaper, which are the official whatever for this tour for WWE. Page 3 Girls = Topless bimbos. Next match Y2J vs Rhyno.... Rhyno and Jericho ends in a double DQ...after Christian and Tomko storm the ring. Coach comes out and restarts the match as a tag team between Chris Jericho AND Rhyno vs Tomko and Christian. Crowd has been dead since the Regal screw up.... - Randy Orton cut a promo in the ring to hype the PPV match at Taboo Tuesday. Flair interrupts. - There are Foley & Hogan impresonators in the crowd... - Main event time, Evolution vs Edge, HBK & Benoit Y2J and Rhyno win after Rhyno hits the gore. Batista comes out afterwards and powerbombs Jericho. Smackdown! rebound is shown, and gets booed. HAH! Diva Search recap of Christy and Carmella aired....and it was announced that PPV polls open next week at 10PM EST.

You're not aware of the storied history between Kane and Stevie Richards? Oh boy.

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I wonder how this will effect their fantasy booking site?

THUS far... HEAT: Maven defeated Brookside Victoria & Nidia defeated Molly & Gail Kim Shelton Benjamin defeated Steven Richards' Tajiri beat Chuck Palumbo in a terrible match There's a new RAW set for this taping with 2 Union Jacks in the background and the Titan Tron in the middle. Even Lilian Garcia is wearing a Union Jack top! Big pops for JR and The King upon their entrance. Lilian Garcia sang 'God Save The Queen', national anthem of England. Coachman and Todd Grisham did commentary for Heat. First match has Stacy vs Trish for the title. Stacy gets booed, Trish wins. Rest of the Divas storm the ring and clean house. La Resistance vs Regal & Eugene hyped for the tag titles later in the show... Regal & Eugene defeated La Resistance after Regal uses the knux. Regal has new music and you can imagine the pop when they got out. The Evening News Arena erupted after Regal got the pin. New Tag Team Champs! Oops, Bischoff comes out reverses decision. Match restars, huge 'bullshit' chants.... La Resistance keep titles after a flagpole shot on Regal. Regal hit the People's Elbow during the match. The geniuses backstage hit Trish's music by mistake at the end. - Promo with fans in the UK aired - Backstage Bischoff berates La Resistance for not 'killing' Eugene. - Evolution did promo, followed by Kane/Lita/Stisky video - Interview by Snitsky from 'Stamford'... - Val Venis & Steven Richards vs Hurricane & Rosey. Match interrupted by Kane as he cleans house with a chair

It's the WWE Vyce, it's where dreams become REALITY.

He didn't even give his source.

She has yet to strip down Howard Finkle (I guess Lilian Garcia would be the female equivalent...), so until she does, she's nothing but a HACK! (I said it!)

Maybe we'll see Benoit vs. Stacy.

GASP! Downhome dropped the H-bomb! That comparison is reserved only for the truest of champions, DH. Stacy may be a top contender for the title, but she isn't "there" yet.

Is this the huge rambo turn that we've all been waiting for?

I hate the fact that they've been pushing Stacy. I miss the old Stacy; the one that just showed up randomly and served no real purpose. She just smiled and sometimes shrugged or laughed and covered her mouth and pointed to what she was laughing at to let us all know what she was laughing at and that she was laughing so hard that she had to cover her mouth and point. I miss that Stacy. Winning matches Stacy is too close to Wrestling Stacy. No one wants that Stacy.

The real question is, how long will they give the La Rez / Eugal before doing the "Bischoff distracts Eugene, La Rez use Flagpole on Regal" and whether or not they actually do the hair shave thing (which I think is a legitimate possibility). I should note, as always, that I suck at predicting the specific things the WWE does - I tend to use their logic better than they do

Dude, you would get SO bored after, like, the first 100 years.

Why do that when you can get HEAT from the hometown audience. Silly Downhome, this isn't about satisfying the paying fans, this is about satisfying Vince's perverse obsession with pissing people off.

Oh WildPeg, you're so negative. Just be happy that you'll be seeing Benoit vs. Batista/Flair for the 100th time this year.

Aren'tcha glad??

Regal will end up getting his head shaved tonight.

Prediction: Benoit and Flair will be in the ring together. They start chopping each other, go into the bottom right corner (from the entrance way) and Benoit turns Flair into the corner and chops away. Flair pokes Benoit in the eye, chops him, Benoit chops back, throws Flair against the rope and does a backdrop.

They've been doing it for the past few weeks.