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Staying around when you knew you were getting arrested and going to be nailed to a cross? That's not very sensible.

"What is the relationship between The WWE Champion JBL, John Bradshaw Layfield, and this person of smaller stature... no, not you Tazz, I mean the midget. *JBL clotheslines a midget* OH COME ON! That DAMN JBL just hit the poor defenseless little man and now he's walking around the ring smiling like a big man. Well lemme say something right now, that man is a damn bully! That's what he is!" Coles wife is in the same room as Vince McMahon

"That lil FIRECRACKER Rey MissTEEREEO will have odds stacked against him against those DAMN Dudleys in a Damn 3 on 1 TABLES MATCH! Those tables must weigh 15 damn tons!" The Undertaker does a rope walk

I say Angel Season 2. It started developing into more long-arc-based storylines and personally I haven't seen a lot of them in a long time.

Trigg has not faced anyone with the size and skill of Charuto. Charuto should be a lightheavyweight given his frame, and that _will_ be a factor in the match. I disagree with this show going to be a disappointment. The expectations aren't high for it in the first place, and they have 4 solid, competitive matches, and the other bouts could be nice squashes. Maybe we're spoiled by the 8 Headline Matches that Pride doles out ( ), but shit, isn't this good enough for you all!!

UFC 50 is St. Pierres coming-out party. There is no one in the game that possesses the physical attributes and raw, natural, talent that Rush has. Not Matt Hughes, not BJ Penn. The War may be in 04, but the future is now. G-S-P is G-O-D. I'll bet BR4L's right nut on it.

After the huge success that the WWE said Taboo Tuesday was, they will create a "Viewers Choice" title, where the fans decide who should be the VC champ and his/her contenders. The WWE will continually remind us that this is a new and revolutionary idea, and -at least in the WWE- a wrestler who is crowned champion on the basis of fan response *is* certainly an original concept.

Someone will make a silly comment in a thread. That comment will get blown up into some sort of character that will be beloved by many and hated by Coffey. Edit:: The WWE may or may not steal this idea for a character, then have that character become hugely successful only to have him be a tool for HHH to get heat. HHH will get that heat, and lose it, because the man can't retain any of it, and that character and wrestler portraying it will get buried afterwards.

In an attempt to spice up the division, Victoria will dye her hair blonde and Trish will dye her hair Black. They will feud for the 1000th time, but JR and the King will completely ignore all the other times they have wrestled and continue to indirectly bury the division through their lackluster and half-hearted commentary. The WWE will hire a new announcer, who will have no previous experience or knowledge of wrestling, and that announcer will add nothing to any of the matches.

A generic hoss from OVW will enter the WWE under the name "Ben 'The Blue-Bin" Butters". Once again showing how The Genius Vince McMahon has been able to keep up with the times and adapt his time-tested formulas in the modern day market.

SHIT, the lost cast pictures are HILARIOUS. Sawyer is soooooooooo overly soulful in them. Like a tortured boyband member. HOLY CRAP, Sawyer and Sayid are battling it out in their cast pictures. Sayid is all like "Oh yeah? You playin that look.. well I can look off into the distance too motherfucker!"

Shut it up. It was a picture from the LOST site of DDK helping Charley and Hurley catch fish.

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Dude, I would KILL to see Matt Hughes vs. GSP live. St. Pierre is a fucking god and he will completely destroy Matt Hughes. The rightful heir to the Welterweight throne will be crowned, and his name is King George. OOOH WHATTA RUSH! Lawler vs. Tanner is going to be SAHWEET as Tanner went toe-to-toe with Baroni and Lawler LOVES to throwdown. Both guys have been KO'd before, which means this WILL end in a knockout. The last two Lawler fights I've seen were vs. Diaz and vs. Lytle and they both were awesome. In Trigg vs. Verissimo you have two VERY well rounded fighters going against each other. This may be decided standing given Verissimos amazing BJJ and Triggs excellent wrestling (Trigg won't want to play the ground game and will keep it standing, Verissimo showed surprising standup against Newton). Good match. Tra Telligman has one pectoral muscle. Jeez, isn't that enough?! Rich Franklin makes his return after building up some impressive wins over Tanner and Dewees. I love watching this guy fight as he's a great representitive of what MMA has become. Before losing in Japan, Franklin was looked at as the future of the Lightweight division and I still believe that to be true. How could you NOT want to see this??? It's LOADED.

Hughes vs. St Pierre. Which is the drawing match for me. I am hearing Patrick Cote vs. Ortiz is an alternative, dunno how right that is.

I loved how they went back to the first episode with Locke, and introduced him in the same way they did Jack.

Does Wayne Brady have to chokeslam a bitch?

Rando will become a WWE writer and end up killing himself after trying to explain to Steph why "because I think it's funny" isn't always the best reason for a storyline. (In reality, Rando's dead because Rudo threw him off a roof)

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Locke isn't in the military by the simple fact that he said the phone was "secure" and it wasn't. And that sig = hot right now

Oh fuck. Locke is one of my favourite characters _ever_. I loved the patheticness they gave his character, even though it totally went against any preconceptions I had about him and his past. EVERY scene with him in it was amazing and when he finally got up and realized he could walk again had me jumping for joy. He may be military and his records could have been confidential, or he could have been "playing" general much in the same way he was "playing" boyfriend to Helen. He just had a lot of spare time at home and practiced throwing knifes. Like Curry said, the look Charley gave after finding out about Shannons bet was awesome. He is totally rocking this character. Good LOWAD Shannon looked smoking, cooking, steaming, boiling HOT. Tawren DEAD ON with Jacks characterization. I was wondering why he seemed so down and you nailed it.

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought "Hey, this is a nice thing to do". Of course, they're really just protecting their asses and I wonder if the people signing the contracts really know the worth of what they're signing over. But then again, they're making _nothing_ on all the "best of" tapes floating around the internet, so something is certainly better than nothing.

I dunno if I can make it through the day.

The WWE wants the rights to use the images of old(er) wrestlers without getting sued.

I get the feeling Patterson left because of Taboo Tuesday. It's so revolutionary that it's too revolutionary. Patterson is too damn old school to see how this will change the world because it truly is the ultimate in fan participation.