RavishingRickRudo

Well, heeee did it hiiiiiiss waaaaaay.

I was talkin more about this thread still being here.

It's nice to know that the mods took a day off. They need the rest.

Next Raw show, we need to Must See TV... do TSFriends, or something. I call Ross! "WE WERE ON A BREAK!" AAHAHHAHHAHA! Or TheSeinfeldMarks "MULVA!" AAAAAAAHAHHAHHHAAH Or TSMadaboutYou "...."

Rando, this talk about my balls and babies has me wonderin... .... How you doin? *studio audience cheers, hoots, and hollers as Rudo looks into the camera with a smile and a wink*

We pulled a Ferris Beuller and made a hack where every time a mod tried to enter the thread they heard "OOOOOOOOH! MG!" which would cause them to leave. The key to faking out the mods is the OMG!!!. It's a good non-specific marktom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney ROCKY!!! is a deadlock, but you get a nervous moder, you could wind up in a hardcore discussion--that's worse than CE. You fake a OMG, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is WWE Folder. -Ferris Rudo

I can't replicate the greatness of that post! It's IMPOSSIBLE. The circumstances will NEVER be the same!

"HOOOBOY! Are they mad! I mad em mad! Lookit! ATTITUDE~!" - Vince McMahon

That's the thing, there were too many "names" there. When I first saw Mark McKinney I was immediately turned off. I prefer SNL to create stars rather than import them.

We had to entertain ourselves WP.

I didn't really like anything after about 92 on the show (87-92) up until Will really came into his own. I fucking hated the "new cast" of the mid-90's as-well-as the McKean years. 99/00 was probably the last period that I really enjoyed the show. This season and the last season I'm like "Who the fuck are these people?".

I demand a recount - taking in consideration the Mr. Hooper/Mr. Taker nomination.

They'll reveal the #1 contender right away, thinking that there will be people calling up their friends saying "It's HBK!" and the friends ordering the show before the time runs out on ordering.

In your left hand.

I know. I'd hug me too.

It's the trump of all trump cards.

[big Show gives pictures that he drew of everyone.] Big Show: And last but not least, ta-da! [shows picture of Mr. Taker.] Big Show: Well, I can't wait till he sees it! [silence] Big Show: Say, where is he? I wanna give it to him. I know! He's in the store. Kurt: Uh, Big Show. He's ... he's not in there. Big Show: Oh. Then where is he? Dawn Maria: Big Show, uh, don't you remember we told you? Mr. Taker died. He ... he's dead. Big Show: Oh yeah. I remember. Well, I'll give it to him when he comes back. Torrie: Big Show, Mr Taker's not coming back. Big Show: Why not? Torrie: Big Show, when ... when people die, they don't *come* back. Big Show: Ever? Torrie: No, never. Big Show: Well, why not? Eddie: Well, Big Show, they're dead. They ... they can't come back. Big Show: Well, he's *gonna* come back. Why, who's gonna take care of the store? And who's gonna make my milkshakes and ... and tell me stories? Heidenreich: Big Show, I'm gonna take care of the store. Mr. Taker, he left it to me. And I'll make you your milkshakes and ... and we'll all tell you stories, and we'll make sure you're okay. Torrie: We'll look after you. Big Show: Hmmm. [Another awkward moment of silence.] Big Show: Well, it won't be the same. Kurt: You're right, Big Show. It's ... it's ... it'll never be the same without him. Big Show: Mmm. Kurt: [crying] But you know something? We can all be very happy that we had a chance to be with him and ... and to know him. And to love him a lot when he was here. Big Show: Yeah. Miss Jackie: And Big Show, we'll still have our *memories* of him. Big Show: Well, yeah ... yeah ... our memories. Right. Why, memories, that's how I drew this picture. From memory. And we can remember him and remember him and remember him, as much as we want to! But I don't like it. It makes me sad. Kurt: We all feel sad, Big Show. Big Bird: He's *never* coming back? Hiedenreich: Never. Miss Jackie: No. Big Show: Well, I don't understand! You know, everything was just fine! I mean, why does it have to be this way? Give me one good reason! Teddy: Big Show, it has to be this way ... *because*. Big Show: Just because? Teddy: Just because. Big Show: Oh. [Looks at Mr. Taker's picture.] Big Show: You know, I'm gonna miss you, Mr. Laker. Dawn Maria : [crying] That's *Taker,* Big Show, *Taker.* Big Show: You're right. [Everyone gathers around Big Show for a hug.]

In the past 10 years SNL really only had 2 good years. Fuckin sucks that we have to wait, like, 4-5 more years for it to get good again.

Oscar Hardy was the high point of this fiasco.

I got nothin... I just really love Muppet Family Christmas.

Meanwhile, on SMACKDOWN!

... I was about to say Benoit.

I'm all grown up...

RAW really needed someone running around throwing fish.

I won't... CobainWasMurdered. WINK~