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That would be great. CCC trying to move in on Robs drug ring. It's a morality tale. Rob is worried that CCC will hook his friends on the Carlitos Cool Cocaine and away from WWEed.

That was the most convoluted move ever (5 Knuck Shuff).

CCC better turn out to be the son of a prominent Columbian drug lord who has come to the WWE to (a)live out his dreams and (b)deal drugs.

Wes Sims is a tall, talentless, MMA fighter who's most notable accomplishment was grabbing onto the cage and stomping on current heavyweight champ Frank Mirs head (which is illegal) and getting DQ'd. He's great. He also trains with the most homoerotic non-brazilian fight club in the Hammer house. And they showed his picture TWICE!

Fake Enthusiasm? No no no. I just getted JAKKED on Velocity!

Tough Enough is the Guy Diva Search. For serious. Wes Sims is going to run shit.

Reigns needs a nickname. "The Dirty Desert Strangler" HOLY SHIT! Cena PSA?! GOOD LORD that's retardulous.

Good thing that this Vega fella had his hands on his face when Reigns kicked him. YEAH! KICK HIM OFF THE ROPES! Reigns needs a prison tat. He is not nearly as scary as Aleksander Emelianenko. He needs a grim reaper tattoo. WES SIMS!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAH! TOUGH ENUFF!!!!!

No. Rey is Mexican and small and therefore doesn't apply to the normal face rules.

Jesus Fucking Christ, this Team America commercial rules. "I'll stand by you", sonnofafuckingbitch. I hope KCI says "Damn Mongorians!" at some point during the movie. Lurther Reigns should be using Sids old music. Or Crushes.

Heels are evil and tend to group together Chick. You see, they are insecure in their ability and are not confident they could win alone. Faces are confident and know they have the power of light on their side, so they may enter the darkness alone and be safe.

This Luther Reigns promo is fucking awesome. It's like, the best promo I've heard in, like, 5 years. They should call him Luther Riddick and give him the ability to see in the dark. They could have the lights go out during his matches and his opponent ends up shanked or something.

This is the first time I've watched this show for longer than 1 minute in, like, 5 years. JBL is so awesome. It's a shame I havent really watched him as champ in, like, ever. They used the word "symbol" in self-mockery, right? NICE drop kick by Holly.

Hey Torrie looked really hot tonight. For like, the first time, in like, 5 years? They should continue to use Russ Meyer-inspired wardrobe for Torrie.

That was an awesome run. That "pose" he did, usually when right behind someone, was such a... awesome... pose.

... And sleep with Mae Young.

Aroused you, no?

Yeah, I wanna see HBCade.

I stopped here. When writing such a long column, it really helps if you use limited swearing, because you have to develop some fucking credibility in your first few paragraphs to convince people that reading the rest of it would be worth it. From this and complimenting CCC, the most I could do was randomly pick things out. And from what I picked out, he isn't really saying anything that hasn't been said here lots of times.

If you all actually think Bischoff is losing that match against Eugene, you're fucking crazy. Wait, so you're saying Vince WON'T humilate Bischoff this time?

Prediction: In Flair/Orton, there will be chops, backdrops, and whooing. A sleeper hold, a drop kick, and Randy mocking Flair. It will suck, but Flair fans will still love it and say that Flair should have gone over.

Prediction: Bischoff will get his head shaved and everyone will be amazed that his hair is really gray. Yeah. I know.

Yes, but not as a PPV. Make it a one-night Raw event. A "Supershow" if you will. Have qualifiers leading up to it, and have an 8 man tournament. ( 7 matches, 10 minutes each = 70 minutes, plus 15 minutes for promos and entrances) They could fit it into a full RAW. Or a split-brand PPV like Scroby said. That's a really good idea, and would give the KOTR actual importance.

Actual Reason: Anyone who buys the show has bad judgement.

Dude, that was awesome. It fit right into the debate, and it implied that you've done that millions of times.