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Here's an idea: Plant a Tree. Then, in 30 years, take a look at that tree and feel a sense of accomplishment.

Why are they making Berlyn V2.0 in Hirohiko?

You really should define love before talking about it. Because I'm pretty sure everyone has a different definition of it.

Vampires are dead humans. Dead humans don't have souls. I don't know where it said in the mythology that demons can't have souls. Why are Angel and Spike different? Angel didn't know he had a soul when he got it, which means he was confused on the issue. It took him a long time to figure it all out and it deeply effected him. However, to say it didn't effect Spike is forgetting the moment he and Angel shared in the hospital room after he got his arms cut off "So were we, once" - about being innocent. ..and Spike was trying to rape Buffy.

You're my hero Dama. You're my hero.

OR It's Rob vs. Lexx in a STEEL CAGE ~ ! With BIG TOM as the special guest ENFORCER! Oh my, the Robfather is in for a long night. "You're mine MARIANO! "You think they call me Big Tom because I'm tall'n'fat, HOO BOY you ain't seen nothin yet!" "I'm wicked scaad"

Because MMA stands for _mixed_ martial arts. K-1 combines (or used to combine, at least) several forms of striking arts.

psst. psst. Mole. psst. pssssst. psssssssst. pssssssssssssssssssst. Mole. pssssssssssssssssssssssssst. TAKE IT AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=17493 Wednesday, May 5, 2004 Sweeps Day 7: Herc Gives ANGEL 5.20 Five Stars!! I am – Hercules!! Angel 5.20 FAQ What’s it called? “The Girl In Question.” Who’s responsible? Teleplay is credited to the team of Steven DeKnight & Drew Goddard (“Damage,” “1943”). What does TV Guide say? “Concerned by a report that the Immortal is after Buffy, Angel and Spike head to Rome, where they discover what the Slayer has been up to---and with whom. Back in Los Angeles, Illyria confounds Wesley with her behavior when Fred's folks show up unexpectedly. Drusilla: Juliet Landau. Darla: Julie Benz. Andrew: Tom Lenk. Harmony: Mercedes McNab.” The “whom” in question? It’s Buffy Summers, right? Right. We pretty much learn this in the teaser. Does Sarah Michelle Gellar appear this week? She does not. But, if I may be frank (and a little astonished), it does not matter. (She is a big talent, but a wacky girl to have missed out on this.) The big news? Though Gellar does not appear, the episode does a far better job of resolving the Buffy-Spike-Angel triangle than did last year’s excellent “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” finale. When are the flashbacks set? 1894. The events of “The Village” still lie in the future! What else is TV Guide not telling us? This is a pretty funny one, and reminded Herc a bit of “Buffy v. Dracula,” with all the jealousy! Is Angel in Italy to retrieve a demon corpse or to rescue Buffy? Angel is convinced The Immortal killed an important demon to lure him to Italy. Say, didn’t Angel turn evil again at the end of the last episode? There really is no sign of Angel evil this week. It’s all very confusing. And yet, not so much. Any news of the Scoobs generally? It saddens us to report no. Despite details of the slayer’s (er, a slayer’s) romantic life, no word of Willow, Xander, Giles, Faith, Wood or Clem. What lessons do we learn from perhaps the final Buffiverse appearance of “Buffy” vets Julie and Juliet? The Immortal? Twat magnet. Are we absolutely certain Jenny Calendar doesn’t turn up as well? Because Jenny was seriously dreamy. We are certain. What’s doing with Krevlornswath (of the Deathwok Clan)? So little, it fails to merit mention. And don’t get us started with young Harmony. And Charles Gunn? It’s his idea to send Spike. I think. Who cares? This installment is far more about "Buffy" than "Angel." What’s great? The wonderful, wonderful Donatella-like head of Wolfram’s Italian branch, but especially “The gypsies are filthy people! (puh!)” (Whoever plays her deserves an Emmy almost as much as Maya Rudolph. She is wonderful!!! And perhaps even the future Mrs. Hercules!!!) The hilarious turn a ballroom brawl takes. Fred’s resurrection. Angel and Spike’s repeated bouts with horror as they learn of The Immortal’s activities. The demon combover. Andrew’s failure to date other men. The look of Wolfram’s Italian HQ. “Son of a bitch!!” “I was confused, you git! It’s very loud in here!” “I’m not riding on the back!” “Stop holding on so tight!” “We’re not going to be his Shemps anymore!” “Do you wish me to stop?” “Yes, yes, we have, but he’s taking a nap!” “Perhaps she likes the cut of his trousers!” “No no no no. Well, okay, yes.” "I love the two of you so much, but brute force will only get your precious head smooshed!" “Is Buffy back yet?” “Excellent question. No.” “And meanwhile, The Immortal’s eating cookie dough!!” “You loved this. And part of you still does.” “Change back. Be blue.” “It’s on your desk.” “You know, I really hate that guy.” “She’d figure it out, she’s pretty smart!” So much more!! What’s not so great? No Jenny Calendar. How does it end, spoiler-boy? “Movin’!” Okay, just watched it a second time, and an upgrade is demanded!! My God, I was too overwhelmed to judge it correctly at first! Herc’s revised and more carefully considered rating for “Angel” 5.20? *****

Tao Feng had body damage, which was a helluvalot more than what RAW has had, thus making this development 100x's better than keeping with that shitty franchise.

I caught the last half of the show (they arrive in Rome) and Ripper is right, this show was necessary. I wouldn't have put it as the 3rd last - it would have maybe been 4th last - but it did something that no one is really mentioning: Bringing up the past. It's a subtle homage to the Buffyverse (ok, when Angel is going over all the shit he has done it wasn't so subtle ) and at the end there they weren't only talking about Buffy - but the show as well. We all have to move on now, even if we don't want to... but we'll never really actually move on because it will be forever with us. I loved what I saw, and I loved how it seemed "outside" of the regular Angel world - the camera shots, the music, everything. And Illyria switching Fred on and off was fucking beautiful. I can't get enough of this angle.

Didn't see tonights episode, so I can't comment. I didn't like the idea especially since they are building to the end of the show, but I assume they planned this with the intention of getting SMG for the role - which would have brought this eps. stock up significantly. To say it's "NO where" near Buffy Season 5 is a bit ridiculous. I can poke some holes in BS5 that could bring it down a notch, and I bet when this seasons DVD comes out it will be appreciated a lot more in retrospect.

"If you don't like it, don't watch it" "If you don't watch it, don't complain about it" Riiiight. I haven't been regularly watching the Simpsons in a while, but I tune in occasionally to see if it still sucks (which it does). The last time I watched it, it gave me ONE laugh. I laugh more and harder at the reruns that I've seen a dozen times. The show SUCKS. It has for a while.

Trophy for Curry. For recognizing the trophy-worthiness of that post.

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Here's how the writers think of a show: Dumbass #1: Ok, let's think of a current issue that we haven't dealt with before. Dumbass #2: How about teen pregnancy? Maybe Lisa can get pregnant? Dumbass #3: Isn't Lisa 8? Dumbass #4: Yeah, Dumbass #3 has a point Dumbass #2. Dumbass #2: How about Bart? Dumbass #3: 10, I think. Dumbass #4: Do 10 year olds have sex? Dumbass #2: Maybe... you know kids today... Dumbass #3: I don't think this will work. Dumbass #1: How about a back-in-time episode where Marge gets pregnant? Dumbass #3: We did that already. Dumbass #1: Damn. Dumbass #2: How about a future episode where Lisa is 15 and gets pregnant? We could have Nelson and Milhouse claiming to be the father, when really it's Martin. Dumbass #1: I love it. Dumbass #3: Haven't we already done a future episode with Lisa? Dumbass #1: Like a billion years ago. This one works cause we can have Homer go crazy and seek out the real father... Dumbass #2: And then he goes on a trip to England because Martin is hiding out there. Dumbass #4: And then he meets the queen and becomes king of England for a day. Dumbass #1: And then he will "behead" Martin once he finds him. Dumbass #3: Wasn't this originally about Lisa? Dumbass #1: Quiet, you. Dumbass #3: All I am saying is that I think the focus, if we are doing this storyline, is it should be about Lisa - maybe she could meet up with Paul McCartney again and turn it into a pro-life/pro-choice story along with Teen pregnancy. Dumbass #2: No, I don't think we'll be doing THAT. Dumbass #4: What if the father of Lisas baby is Lenny? Dumbass #1, 2, 3: Oooooooooooh. Dumbass #3: I like that Dumbass #2: Me too. Dumbass #1: We can still have Homer going to England to find Lenny, right? Dumbass #4: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

It's not the Simpsons anymore. It's a parody of the Simpsons; taking the characters they established in the first half of the shows run and putting them (err. HOMER) in shitty, modern, circumstances that only seem like a good idea to lame hollywood scriptwriters.

Necessary Roughness (Can you find a more formulaic sports movie? - SINBAD BABY~!) Major Leagues (all 3, even Back to the Minors - BACULA BABY~!) Rocky III & IV (I liked em all cept V, but these 2 in particular - CLUBBER LANG FOO~!) Rudy (that end scene still gets me - err.. RUDY BABY!~!)

I had some Chicken Fingers from Louisianas Friday night - which is a surprisingly good restaurant despite looking like a complete dive on the outside - and gahdamn is dem ain't some fucking awesome chicken fingers.

It's not like they can tarnish the legacy of the Simpsons any more than they already have. *remembers that there are still some people who think the show is good* DAMN!

That's it! I'm going to Japan!

It's funny on so many levels. 1. Miss Jackies own post trying to be inspirational while throwing in a ludicrus amount of "!" and being generally perky. 2. Mix that intention and perkiness with the bukkake along with the "I thank the lord" "god bless". 3. It fits in with the "... and then they bukkake Miss Jackie" 4. It fits in with the "Miss Jackie slept her way to the top" 5. It fits in with the "WWE wrestlers sleep their way to the top" which is always fun to insinuate. The "neck injury" thing also works its way in really well. 6. The "throw in the towel" line and the "knee injury" just put it over the top for me.

Oh god, I'm sorry, but... I think that's the funniest thing I have ever posted. I mean, I make myself laugh a lot, and I have done some fucking whacky things, but that just works SO FUCKING WELL. Oh god, I seriously laughed HARD for about a minute and now I'm feeling a lil dizzy. Oh man... it just works... everything about it works. I've been building to that post for the past few weeks. God bless Jackie Gayda and/or the WWE Staff writer who actually does it.

This is my favourite paragraph (minor adjustments made): Be ambitious about your goals in life and I will attest that anything worth doing is going to be an uphill battle at times, but know that every hill does have a top and another side. Your goals in life are totally attainable, it's just how you approach them that makes the difference! Also, pertaining to overcoming obstacles, my knees are doing just fine! I had to make some adjustments after surgery and minor day-to-day changes, especially since I love bukkake! However, I had a choice to make to continue on or throw in the towel … my choice helped me to get to where I am today! I'd like to let everyone know, though, that injuries like mine are just a minor scrape compared to so many other unfortunate injuries that WWE Superstars attain. I thank the Lord every day for my health and only having it be my knee, not my neck like so many others. God bless them all for having the guts and the love for wrestling to give it their all to continue day in and day out!

Ok, I counted 37 "!". God they should make this a televised skit.