RavishingRickRudo

Yes, the guiltiest pleasure is BACK with another edition giving HER UNIQUE TAKE on what's what in the WWE. Here's the JJ Drinking Game. For every "!" take a shot. Take a drink for every time she points out the painfully obvious. Take 2 shots for every time she gives a complement Answering your e-mails by Miss Jackie April 30, 2004 I asked and you answered! I want to personally thank each and every fan for your interest and following to "Miss Jackie's Jargon." The response for my column was great. It was so difficult for me to pick and choose what to write about from all of your great questions and comments! So, I decided that I would take the most-asked questions and try to give you "the scoop" on those. However, before I do any of that, let's chat for a minute about the craziness of what's up with the new WWE Tag Team Champions! Who would have ever thought that Charlie Haas would find a mate?! He is an outstanding guy and all, but let's face it, when you are talking about another member of the "fruity entourage" of Rico and Miss Jackie (that's right, Rico is fruity and, well, I have melons!), Charlie would be probably be one of the last WWE Superstars that you would imagine! Just take a look at his background: All-American athlete from Seton Hall University, former member of the Self-Proclaimed World's Greatest Tag Team with Shelton Benjamin and as straight as an arrow when it comes to almost everything. Now he's teaming up with Rico to become the new Tag Team Champs! It seems that Charlie may be handing over some of those awards that he has won past for a new pair of trunks -- even if it may not be on his own will! Let me tell you, though, I cannot be any more honored and excited to have Charlie -- or as Rico will only refer to him, Charles -- be by our side! I mean, just look what they have already accomplished together their first week, the WWE Tag Team Titles … now tell me that isn't a perfect match! However, when it comes to keeping those boys together all the time, I have to stand in more so than not. I know that Charlie is a little hesitant of Rico's actions from time to time but hey, who isn't? As long as we just stick together as a team, things will be just peachy! I cannot be any more proud to be the manager of the "Odd Couple," After all, they certainly keep me on my toes! It's like being in an episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" at times, but I am having a blast and learning so much from both of them! I'd like to take this opportunity to thank both Rico and Charlie for being a part of such a fun, yet very interesting, team! Keep up the great work, guys! Speaking of interesting, let me touch on some of the e-mails that I received over the past few weeks! Like I said, I did get a ton a questions and comments, which is great -- keep 'em coming. I wish I could talk about everything but I'll just be able to get to a few. Now, I'd first like to comment on all of your e-mails on “RAW vs. SmackDown!” Let me first say that there really is no RAW vs. SmackDown! as far as for better or for worse. I won't lie, I really have a lot of great friends on the RAW side and developed some great relationships in the six months that I was over there; HOWEVER, switching over to SmackDown!, I will only have the opportunity to create that many more great friendships and relationships. As far as I see it, I, or anyone for that matter who got traded or switched brands, now have the best of both worlds -- getting to know the entire WWE family! Both shows are great and definitely have their fair share of excitement. Over on RAW, yes there is the Women's Title, unlike SmackDown! But being with Rico on SmackDown! will definitely bring a new "twist," we can say, to Thursday nights! I do one day hope to be battling it out for the Women's Title, and that is a main career goal of mine. As for now, however, I am as thrilled as can be to be a part of the SmackDown! family! While we are on the subject of "family," I had a lot of questions pertaining to all the Tough Enoughs. First off, Tough Enough was one of the best experiences that I have had my entire life. Look at what it has presented me with -- the opportunity to live out a dream! Even though there were only three seasons, the show expanded the world of wrestling. However, it really could only scratch the surface of what it actually takes to be a wrestler. I have the utmost respect for each and every Superstar that I work with, no matter how they got into this business. I had a very fortunate way going through Tough Enough 2, and there were only six of us total who were able to have the same opportunity. However, if your dream is to become a professional wrestler or a professional plumber, I only have one piece of advice … never, ever give up. I had a lot of odds against me leading up to Tough Enough, through the show and afterwards, but if you were put on this earth for a reason, where there is a will, there is a way! Be ambitious about your goals in life and I will attest that anything worth doing is going to be an uphill battle at times, but know that every hill does have a top and another side. Your goals in life are totally attainable, it's just how you approach them that makes the difference! Also, pertaining to overcoming obstacles, my knee is doing just fine! I had to make some adjustments after surgery and minor day-to-day changes, especially since I love to run! However, I had a choice to make to continue on or throw in the towel … my choice helped me to get to where I am today! I'd like to let everyone know, though, that injuries like mine are just a minor scrape compared to so many other unfortunate injuries that WWE Superstars attain. I thank the Lord every day for my health and only having it be my knee, not my neck like so many others. God bless them all for having the guts and the love for wrestling to give it their all to continue day in and day out! To switch to a lighter note, I received a ton of e-mails regarding my apparel, or lack thereof I should say! No, it's not personally made and it's not flown in specifically from New York or L.A. I actually find my things, for the most part, right in my hometown of Cleveland, Ohio! I have a certain brand line of clothing that makes my snazzy outfits … I should be getting a deal on them since I am so often missing crucial parts - let's say, like the BUTT! I love being so "off the wall." It's so fun and I can have so much creativity with it! Now, if I can just get Charlie to see the light. After all, Rico has no problem shopping on his own! I'd like to say thanks again to everyone who has written such sweet comments. It has truly made my day! Also, it is such an honor that many of you said that my column is "fun and comfortable" reading - that's just what I'm looking to do. After all, WWE is all about fun and entertainment! Until next time, I'll keep on flipping over the top rope for you guys; that is, unless I have a skirt on! Love Always and All Ways, Miss Jackie ***

You and I lead very different lives DEAN.

Skip was Jasmines lacky, therefore, everything Skip did was because Jasmine wanted it. That would probably include (some of) the visions. Could it be possible that when the 2 freaky conduits of the PTB died, that the powers died as well and Jasmine was the one controlling the visions?

I'm partial to season 2, 3, and 5.

As long as the character is similar to his in Primary Colours, it'll be juuuust fine.

The first few seasons of Voyager were pretty bad (which is funny, because at the time they were loved), but it got good after the kazon shit got thrown away and they were having some fun. It got a lil too 7-oriented, and towards the end the Chakotay/7 love angle sucked, but the crew was comfortable in their roles and they had some nifty 2 parters (the hunters using the holodecks as a WWII sim was a particular fave).

*cries bitter tears*

Ok, I get that. I didn't much like Season 6 Buffy myself... which I guess was the point... it was a stupid point, however. Which is why Season 6 sucked.

Shouldn't he stick to that, then, and not write entire articles running down not only the readers, but other writers on the site? That's the best part of the QnA. *remembers that he writes for the site* *raises fist* COOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!

Is your idea of wit "I know what you are, but what am I?"?? Not only did you answer a rhetorical question and call my 3 sentences a "debate" (which was more of a resolution than a debate), but then you regarded it as a triumph even after _I_ said debating anything online isn't "bad". It's like me saying: "Being Gay is Ok" And then you saying: "You are gay. OUTWITTED~!" Would that be an insult?

You... You are not someone I get. I can't watch a show if the lead character is someone I hate. ...Well, cept for wrestling.

But he said it could have been used for a Next Gen movie... I really liked that episode, though. Voyager gets way too much hate.

Zsasz, Is being a complete dumbfuck hereditary, or did your mother just lack the coordination to effectively use a coathanger?

How come *I* don't get threads with people arguing about me? I put WAAAAAAY more time in here than Coey does. I came here for a point, yes. What is worse: Someone writing an elaborate online article on a Japanese Womens Wrestling match OR Someone debating the worth of said article online? Personally, I don't think either are "bad" because that's what the internet is for - discussion. You sorta put all that "watta nerd" stuff aside when you create an online nickname and identity. In other words, you're in a glass house. Recognize.

Holy crud, that quite possibly changed my life forever.

If you don't like the lead character, then no. Cause he's sorta around alot.

Quitter.

It's a good idea, and I have no problem with it because they can't stop it or regulate it, its the internet, people will find ways. They can't monitor Emails.

There is a theory that the vail Inara was looking at in Serenity was a Youth Serum - there is a lot of evidence to suggest that it was, including The Whore in HoG saying "you look the same as I last saw you, how do you stay so young?" (or something similar).

AICN said it was Davids wife, which brings much more hilarity to the "my husband is brain dead" line

I found the wisdom teeth experience pretty fun. The shit they give you knocks you the fuck out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND I watched the episode with SUMMER FUCKING GLAU in it last night. It really scared me. That's not my River. River is not Russian. At best, River talks in a cockney accent. River does not wear make up. That is not my River.

I think you are a little biased about Hamilton RRR. He hasn't done enough for me to like him that much. He punched a security guard through the fucking chest! Hamilton rules; the way he talks and acts is fucking great. He's what Bradshaws character should be. When he gets mad, you will be loving it, because he has been playing it perfectly straight and calm-like that it'll make ya say BOOYAH~! when he gets his rage on. It's just the little things that I like about him right now, plus he's the motherfucking man they call Jayne. Reaching season 5 level of Buffy? Errrr, that is stretching it. The first 8 episodes of this season are no where as good as the first 8 episodes of Buffy season 5. Yeah, but the last 8 episodes (let's say, the one where they reintroduced Lindsay-on) with one or two exceptions, have been **** quality and building a FANTASTIC arc. Not to mention those first 8 episodes were building to the last 8, which gets points for set-up, and the season premiere was darn good. But you forgot about "You're Welcome" and how much that owned. It will own even more, I assure you

That and taking some SD's best talent, HHH acting like a team player, and apparently booking more in advance Yeah, but RAW wasn't as good as it is now before WM. Austin has this habit of dragging the show down with his stale, horrible, character. And I was a big Austin supporter before he started to severely suck.

The whole "age before man" thing is really interesting, which is partially why I find Illyria such a fun character. I would imagine that the hell dimensions were made when the gods left earth - if we are to assume that earth was the centre of it all... which is a question onto itself. Was the earth they talk about Earth earth, or some metaphysical realm in its place?