RavishingRickRudo

0-1 He fought Heath Herring at the New Years Eve show and lost to a rear naked choke.

DAMMIT RIP! You just had to reach out!

So who wants to go into the OC thread and start a war? We would CRUSH THEM!~!~!!!!~~~!!! Them, and their teen non-supernatural, non-Joss Whedon, melodramatic and trying-to-be-smart-but-can't-quite-make-it-cause-they're-too-focused-on-being-a-pseudo-soap-and-hip-and-trendy-rather-than-developing-anything-truly-interesting-or-metaphoric asses! RRR: Hasn't actually seen a full episode/segment/minute of the OC, but is spot-on anyways.

The Tap Out Preview should be up either late today or tomorrow. I will say only this: the most in-depth coverage of the much-anticipated Giant Silva/Sentoryu WAR will be exclusive to TSM.

--UFC 25, headlined by Tito Ortiz vs. Wanderlei Silva, airs on TSN tomorrow night at 11:30 p.m. - WO.com

I was watching the results show, and when George was going to be put in with the "winning group", I was like "Man, there sure is a lot of dark meat over in Group A, I wonder if America really is going to have an all-black Final 4?". The smile that came across my face when Group B was the group with the most votes. Not because I am white, but because my faith in "Americas" inherant racism is still intact and stronger than ever.... and I know Ruben won last year over whitest cracker Clay... a shameful day it was. I still can't quite accept it...

Eyeliner and glow-in-the-dark body paint are two completely different things! I have NO affiliation with Jeff Hardy!! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING WITH THOSE PICTURES!!!

I KILL YOU!!!!11 *wraps hands around computer screen; trying to virtually strangle Brain*

Angelus. What really sucks is that I _hate_ every show Angel competes with. Ok, I hate the OC, hate Yes Dear, am indifferent to KOQ adn WW, and I watch AI so I can't really complain about the freakin Bachelor... but still! THIS AIN'T RIGHT!

But you dont't "get" a lot of things.

Boston Robs farewell to Alisha with the following ANNIHILATION was fucking BEAUTIFUL. Shii Ann voted for Alisha while talkin smack on Rob and Rupert? Supwitdat? Next weeks episode with Rupert and Jenna EXPLODING and Jenna & Shii Ann getting CATTY looks promising. Shii Ann might be a better player than I thought (the cocky bitch who thinks SHE'S the player, YOU AINT THE PLAYER! BOSTON ROB IS THE PLAYER!). And the Rob/Amber dynamic was played really well tonight.

CSI, coming close to being my second favourite show ever (Firefly, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Buffy/Angel, CSI), just has another reason to be fucking godly: the use of Firefly characters. Badger played a photographer. The Whore in Heart of Gold played another Whore. The Whore who ratted out the whores in HoG played a Vampire-lite. This cannot be a coincidence; there MUST be a connection~!

I can very easily imagine The BEAST going the whole season as Big Bad. *Imagines* You could make the case for ONE other big bad that season, "the master" if you will, but they had FOUR; and all in a short period of time. And you could even consider Conner to be one of the baddies.

Yeah, but it was supposed to be off-the-wall. You have the uber-poseurs in the trio who feed off "energy", then you have the victim calling THEM posers, then you have the "hardcore" guy calling her a nubie, and finally, you have the end guy calling the "hardcore" guy a hollywood freak show. It's a cascade of snobs, a heirarchy of elitism, a group of losers each trying to look cool in relation to others. I'd hate to be a part of anything like THAT.

Tonight: fake Samurai antiques and faux vamps. No sex. Tex (who YOU call "Nick") steals the show with sublime facial expressions. That's right... SUBLIME.

Well, as long as it isn't Soy Milk, you're forgiven.

Let's see what the Hurricane thinks : I can finally watch American Idol again now that Jon Peter Lewis is gone. This is the first season that I've watched Idol and I was really into the show, but listening to Jon Peter and John Stevens blister song after song, week after week was killing me. These guys had me wishing for the old days of Tank Abbott aka Tank Sinatra in WCW. Stevens was unique at first but got boring quick, and "JPL" with that B-R-utal dancing is the white guy that all comedians make fun of. I mean seriously, those two gave nerds a bad name! But now at least I can watch again.

But it's DEAN and he has been doing this well-over a year and nothing like it has sprung up before. The precident was set A LONG time ago and it has been allowed by all the other mods and admin. DEAN is an asset to this board, despite only posting this column, and should be treated as an exception.

You just blew my mind. There had to be a connection between Jasmine and WR&H, either she played them or they played her, because we were led to believe all THAT happened because of Jasmine.

Fantasia can do it all. Hudson and the two other chicks can't. London, however, is pretty versitile as well. Them in the bottom 3 was all wrong, however Hudson was more a question of "when", not if. Fantasia has a problem, though. Cause Simon already said she has a record contract anytime she wants it, so "America" doesn't feel like they are doing her a good service by keeping her around - despite her being the best singer. And even though I am off the John Stevens bandwagon, their hate for him is tooooo much. They are basically saying "Hey, vote John off" or "Why didn't you vote John off?" every show.

I think why Gunn feels the most guilty is because his involvement was selfish. Angel had to let Illyria takeover Fred because thousands would have died, but Gunn did it purely for himself.

Ok.. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! I just watched the episode where Grissom fucks Lady Heather and I just FREAKED OUT. Spoilers. They killed off Eddie, Catherine has a breakdown, and Brass becomes a PIMP. WHAT THE FUCK?! But the thing that freaked me out the most, the same actor who portrayed Lady Heather (Clarke...) fucked MAL in Firefly. So what we have here is my two personal GODS in television fucking a chick I don't find particularly attractive. WHAT THE FUCK?!

Oh mommy, that was what I call good television. The Connor/Angel dialogue was VERY similar to the dialogue from last seasons finale, which was awesome. Illyria might just overtake Harmony as the breakout star of the year (ok.. second to GUNN, who continues to rule it) as the stuff with Spike ("She could hurt someone" "We'll make Spike do it"!!!) was tops. Tons of continutity here and the way they worked in Connor was brilliant, and much like last season when he could see who Jasmine was but went along with it anyways. He's doing it for his family, as they don't know who he is, and Angels (or I should say "Davids") reactions during all of that was on the mark. The scene with Gunn just worked as he continues to be the allstar of season 5. The thing at the end with Wes and Illyria and Wes finding out what he had done in the past was fucking righteous. Right now on SPACE, they are rerunning Buffy Season 3 (Grad day part 2 was on last night) and Angel (Conner is about to be born), which puts SO much of this stuff into perspective. If they had to go out, I'm glad they are going out hitting all the right notes.

I've been waiting months to see this episode... years, even.

The moment Red reached out for the camera was the moment I stopped supporting him. I could stand the creepy smile, I could not stand the boy-band antics. I will miss his voice, because it was so different from the others that it offered a nice 'break', but shit, the guy reached out to the camera...