RavishingRickRudo

He doesn't treat me like he used to.

*wipes eyes* ... No. *hides hands* ... I'm just... mysterious.

Just for me?? *bats eyelashes*

Well, ya found me out. I hate you. You... gayhawk. RRR: King of the Zing. I either use your thread to post muh Raw thoughts or take issue with a star rating... what else would I post???????? ??????

Skeith should use that 100 bucks for a hair cut. That bad hair cut motherfucker. RRR: King of the Zing

Perfect Strangers, Family Matters, Fresh Prince.

By old school, do you mean "Blue Steel Bars"??!

Seriously, this is like the diamond cutter... I CAN HIT IT FROM ANYWHERE!!! *makes diamond cutter sign* *brings sign down to penis* ... "is he going to do it?" YOU DON'T KNOW! Don't worry I won't... for now...

Maybe they'll start every match with Hirohito jumping someone from behind? Or perhaps just wrecklessly endanger his own body to hurt anothers? Maybe Val Venis will see him in the dressing room and start making fun of his incredibly small penis? Maybe he comes in, none of this happens, he breathes a sigh of relief... then bukkakes Miss Jackie??

And then they pair up the Axis Powers with the Axis of Evil. North Korea - Gail Kim Iraq - Sgt. Slaughter Iran - Iron Sheik

...And then he unexpectedly falls in love with Molly Holly.

Well, they've done the French and Canada. So now they're going to do Japan as the next anti-US nation. Though, it would be better if they had made Hirohito an unfrozen Japanese superwarrior from WWII who they cryogenically froze after they surrendered after the two bombs were dropped in hopes that one-day they'd get their revenge on the US. However, in the current political climate, Japan and the US are allies so there is no use for Hirohito, so they unfroze him and tried to teach him peace. However, their original programming worked so well that he rebelled and saw the current political leaders in Japan as traitors and decided to become his own man - a ronin, if you will. So, without a purpose or an enemy, he comes to the WWE to find meaning. His code name: Omega Red Sun.

That was one of my favourite episodes. Archie and Gregs lil feud with Greg getting jealous cause Nick took Archie out in the field instead of him was fucking FARBULORS. Warrick's decent and then climb back was awesome. KEITH FN DAVID as the broken father. Grissom, who I expected to be bringing more hate cause it was a kid, played it cool to the touch and it still fucking worked. No ladies, but that's ok. Archie is a good replacement... "Hey Archie, what star trek was it with the guy with the forehead and the time travel" "Are you talking about Star Trek TNG, DS9, Voyager... maybe Farscape?"

Rudo, I've become convinced that unless it's Chris Benoit vs. Eddy Guerrero, you'll never agree with any match I rate higher than **1/2. I soooo did not like Benoit/Guerrero from Vengeance 03 because it suffered from the same problem this did. And Angle/Lesnar at least had Lesnar, as special guest ref, kill Angle in the cage... and I don't think very highly of that feud either. You gave the match **** and called it a "simply awesome opener", and there was very little substance in it to justify those two things. It was fluff.

What did they do to reflect that hatred? No colour, no anger or frustration in either man, no "going over the edge". There was nothing "there" other than "Trish keeps on interfering" - that's not worth ****, and if it is to you, you better be grading on a 10 star system.

You totally overrated the first match. It was just a random collection of moves that barely built to anything. It wasn't a _bad_ match, but ****'s? No way. No real story, little psychology.

Warricks childhood rolemodels daughter just got shot in a driveby. OOOOOH DADDY!~

And I am split on the new Japanese character they're bringing in and an a mark for people getting hit in the groin. The crowd chanting "Eugene" had me on the floor. Oh... TOMKO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT a successful businessman but a generic bodyguard! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?!

I wouldn't call it great either, but it was the past few Raws have really been justifying me sticking with them through all the crap, this one included. Everything is flowing really well, I didn't think once that I had to force myself to watch it (of course, I skipped through some stuff like Cade/Tajiri, the womens match, and the Kane squash ) and they made Benoit look strong for the first time. The main event was horrible and Flair needs to stop wrestling, but it advanced an angle that could go places so I let that slide. Benjamin (who I expected to come down at the end), Edge, Benoit, Michaels and HHH all in the big picture - I like that. Lots of guys circling around the top means fresh matches and more variety and possibilities. That's a good thing. Ortons promo was rocking as was Edges - Edge knows he has to get more anger in his voice and he delivered the intensity. They also used the HBK win-on-RAW, which I think is a bit late to carry any significant meaning, but that was an issue that needed to be resolved and I'm glad they brought it up. HHH was used well also as he put some significance on the Benoit/Michaels match in 2 weeks.

Correct. My only problem with Guerrero was the 3 week build to his title win and lack of a buffer feud. Since giving him the title, however, they've treated him like a champ I'll give props to the WWE tonight for putting Benoit in the spotlight for the first time with that promo and then carrying Edge in that match. I think, for the second time, Benoit looked like a champion tonight (the first time being the promo video of Benoit in Edmonton that aired on Heat). Of course, if you ask me (and you won't), it was too late for that as I am a strong believer in first impressions. But they made Benoit look good and strong tonight, and I'm happy with that.

One night does not make a program totally inappropriate. The vast majority of shows from 2000 on have been appropriate for a child of around 12 or so. Actually it was a couple of nights, and then it was continued on in various other angles (Sable/Torrie). And haven't you been paying attention??? Geez, HOW many things have we listed thus far? Speaking of Torrie... *Adds Al Wilsons* *Marks out for Y2Jerk*

Slapnuts, stop stealing my material! The "The WWE's content is only suitable for children, given how dumb it is" is my line! And any variation of it is still MINE! DAMMIT!!

Man, it seems like just yesterday Lawler was talking about how impressed he was with Val Venis's cock...

Man, it seems like just a few months ago that they threw Kane in a burning dumpster and crashed a limo into a truck.

How about Mae Young sticking her crotch in Eric Bischoffs face? When was that? 1998?