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RavishingRickRudo

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  1. I'm sorry, this feud can't work unless you have one guy on one of the teams who thinks the whole situation is the most absurd thing ever. Christian, obviously. But that happens right at the point in when its completely overdone. Where you have, like, a dozen wrestlers involved and it gets its own promo videos and montages. But that doesn't happen yet; I still have to introduce 2 more characters and take the saga in a completely different direction.
  2. The Fiery Foursome of Hurricane, SuperRosie, KID OUTRAGEOUS, and Lady Insane T.A. are confident that they can beat DOOMSTORM, and they get very, very close to doing so. However, that ingenius DOOMSTORM knew they day would come where the numbers-game would be too much, so he created his own team of Evil Villains. SR Sinister (Stevie Richards) Hide (John Heidenreich) and... MIGHTY MOLLY! (Now christened "Princess Doom") "The balance between Good and Evil has just tilted in my favour Hurricane. Newtons 5th Law, for every action, THERE IS DOOM!!!"
  3. Did I mention that a critical match and plot point would be a Hurrijuice-on-a-pole match between The Hurricane and Professor Doom? Doom (with a PhD in Mattitude... and DOOM...) naturally wins and becomes DOOMSTORM; a merging of The Hurricane and Prof. Doom. Matt Hardy finally wins a match and his losing streak is over and as DOOMSTORM he will take over RAW and then will move on to Smackdown and then... THE WORLD! "My god, what have I done Rosie? The Hurrijuice was meant for good; and now, it's in the hands of Evil! I can't stop it alone..." Other key plot points: - Hurricane drinks his SUPER Hurrijuice (AKA Formula H) but can't manage to defeat DOOMSTORM. - Rosie upgrades to full SuperHero Status and takes on DOOMSTORM. He, unfortunately, fails. - A new Superhero debuts... he's there for one reason and one reason only, to stop DOOMSTORM. He shrugs off the help of Hurricane and SuperRosie - he's a loner for sure. His name, KID OUTRAGEOUS. DOOMSTORM laughs at the thought but soon realizes that there is something special about KID OUTRAGEOUS and in their blow-off we find out that this new Superhero is JEFF HARDY! However, after all of his effort, even Matt Hardys brother cannot stop DOOMSTORM. He realizes that he needs the combined effort of Hurricane and SuperRosie to help take down his evil brother. He also inlists the help of a new female friend, Lady Insane T.A., otherwise known as LITA!
  4. "They're clearly doing something with him; there is a plan. Why can't you just wait and see what they'll do rather than being so negative right away." - The best you're going to get out of a Spin Doctor.
  5. Ok, if you want my honest answer. I was talking with some of my people in the E, and they've been telling me that something big is in the works for Hardy. It's no coincidence that both he and Hurricane and Rosie got squashed on the same night. That's right, Matt Hardy and Hurricane are getting married together (inside term for being put with together for a feud). The plan thus far is to have Hurricane go on a bit of a lucky win-streak after a series of disappointing losses paralleling Hardys. Hardy wants to know what Hurricanes secret is and Hurricane says that it's his Hurrijuice. Hardy asks for some but Hurricane says that it only works for superheros and that since Matt wasn't one, it wouldn't work on him. Hardy says that Version 1 is a superhero but Hurricane laughs in his face. The next week on RAW, Matt Hardy shows up in his homemade tights and asks to be a Superhero-in-training. Hurricane denies him since he's already training Rosie. Later-on that night Rosie is found knocked out in the bathroom. The week after that has Hardy asking Hurricane if he now can be trained to be a Superhero since Rosie is hurt, but Hurricane informs Hardy that Rosie wasn't that hurt and will continue his training. Hardys losing streak even effects him outside the ring! This leads to Hardy trying to get rid of Rosie week-in and week-out until he realizes that he's been going after the wrong guy; that he should be going after the Hurricane! So Hardy gives up his quest to become a superhero and begins anew in his quest to become a supervillain (he assumes the Hurrijuice will have the same effect on a Supervillain as it would a Superhero). So Hardy becomes *PROFESSOR* DOOM! "I'm going to teach you a lesson Hurricane... IN PAIN!"
  6. Counter-productive for the Rose thing, right? Cause Tyson got them their biggest buyrates.
  7. It worked for Jamie Knoble.
  8. Can we make it a bannable offense to mention Raw X?
  9. HHH wasn't on the list? Damn, the wrestlers should have voted him vs. Warrior as a rib By the characteristics of the roster, I can take a guess at who voted. ... Lots of Canadians.
  10. I love the Iron man match, and it was the WRESTLERS voting, so you can't fault them for it The Wrestlers, clearly, are fucking idiots.
  11. Jesus Christ, who voted for this crap?
  12. Bubba Dvon Edge Christian Matt There's 5 votes right there
  13. Unlike the TLC matches, they didn't bump for the sake of bumping, in the TLC matches it's just loosely connected spot. stop. spot. This one just felt continuiously flowing, the ladder was used as a weapon, not a launching pad (save for two spots)...It just felt more natural. That's maybe because it was 1 on 1. There were still a ton of "high spots" in it and not a whole lot of content. They were just a lot more limited than the #2 picks and couldn't do it all .
  14. Putting smarkism a side for a second, you all know it's bullshit that Hogan/Andre didn't make it. That is the match that made the WWF. Can't have Hogan in 4 matches on the card; that might remind people he was important
  15. considering that this wasn't really the first ladder match either..although he was still in the first one (vs Bret Hart) That wasn't "the first one" either. Dynamite Kid talks about doing Ladder matches in his book and that was in the early 80s.
  16. I love this match for being everything the TLC matches aren't... A smart match that doesn't rely on HIGH SPOTS. Then what, exactly, does it rely on? It's like 90% high spots; they're just not gasp-worthy high spots.
  17. The ladder match is incredibly high given that the No Mercy 99 ladder match made it completely obsolete. LOL @ "the first" ladder match. That wasn't even your first ladder match Shawn let alone thee first.
  18. Doesn't this match own the most near-falls in a 15 minute time period record? And how many of those were actually believable?
  19. I could have sworn the crowd wasn't that split at the time there live... i mean, maybe 1000 of the 68 000 were Rock fans. That's not split, that's overwhelmed. I don't know how Austin/Hart was #6 considering that match influenced the WWE so much and started the face run of the biggest star in their history.
  20. Let's put this in perspective. I said Benoit was the only person I care about in the WWE. You said "What about Eddie?" I said that I don't care about Eddie because they have given me no reason to. Apparently, just giving Eddie the title should be enough reason to care. You know how ridiculous that sounds? It's like saying "I crossed the finish line of the marathon in just 20 minutes!" when in reality you took a car to get there. This is all "on paper", there is nothing actually "there" for me to get behind. Yet *I* am at fault here. Absolutely hilarious. You are a fucking gem, you know that? I've had this discussion with countless people and you are all of them rolled into one. Priceless. You know what, if someone said to me 3 years ago that Eddie Guerrero would be champion I'd say "OK... and?" because quite frankly that alone doesn't get me off. I'm not an optimist and I'm not a pessimist; I'm a circumstantialist. I care about the factors involved as much as I care about the end-result. So don't play that shit with me, cause it won't work. And YOU'RE here talking to me about high standards? I guess anything seems high when you're head is in the ground.
  21. I thought "And Alyson Hannigan" was fucking lame.
  22. How can you say "it's as good as you're going to get" when I posted a thread that had something better (Brock/Benoit)? I'd rather have high standards than low standards. Jeez BigJig, you're just rolling out all the old cliches. There must be this "Book for Excusing Poor Quality" that people like you have to help make this board dimmer. Seriously, the Eddie Guerrero-for-World-Champion push was 3 weeks long. 3 WEEKS. And they couldn't even give it to him cleanly. That's barely a push; it's more like a nudge. As for people saying "Finally", how long as Eddie Guerrero been aiming for the World Title? Oh, 3 weeks you say? WOWEE, the long struggle to the top sure is steep with many winding roads. But finally, after all those hard struggles of... well... hard struggles... Eddie Guerrero FINALLY gets the gold he desired for so long. Those 3 weeks seemed like an eternity, I tellsya.
  23. It looked like Dominoes to me.
  24. Yeah, damn that Benoit for not being able to make the most of the situation... the situation being a match vs. Matt Hardy for no reason that went only 2 minutes long with the purpose of getting over the crossface.
  25. "It could be worse... " Wow, well, I'm convinced... http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...dpost&p=1149362
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