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The Opening had the psychoslayer in the hospital. It started with the doctor checking in on another patient and finding out that she got the wrong medication (a sedative). Which means another patient didn't get their right medication... which leads to the psychoslayer busting down the door to her room and killing the orderly's with a bonesaw.

But what does that have to do with the singing? It's like saying Trish Stratus is a better than Chris Benoit because Benoit is weird looking and Trish is pretty. It has everything to do with singing. Duh. It's no coincidence that Mariah Carey is good looking and a great singer. The Beatles - women loved them - and they're considered one of the greatest bands of all time. There is a direct correlation between looks and singing ability.

Well, she's not wrong.

One time (ONE TIME) I actually almost said "LOL" - it was in 2002 and I was weak.

"Chillax" is sooooooooooooooooooo 2001. ...Seriously.

Or "ohmmguh"

Fedor, Russian God of Thunder, is not afraid of Benoit.

Benoit knows the flaws in man; Benoit doesn't care.

I think we all know where this is going... The Advistor will find himself a new Advisee - in this case, the Bouncy Blonde Cheerleader. In the second phase (which I believe is the "group" auditions), the BBC, The Blonde Midget (at this point, will be nicknamed "Midge"), and someother chick will be put together. The advisor takes control and get's them all into singing shape. In the hotel lobby the night before the audition, the Advisor will be giving them all a singing session. Midge will mess up and he will snap calling her a "freak show" and that "someone like her will never be an american idol" and causes her to cry. The Big American Football Player will see this and he rushes over to physically involve himself and the advisor gets thrown out. Midge see's her knight in shining armour and smiles, he asks if she's ok and she says she is. An unlikely friendship is forged and will take them into the top 10 so their escapeds and relationships can be shown to all on national television.

Benoit sees all.

Hmm.. ... interesting. This "like" concept; is there an exact ratio between "so" and "like"?? And are there other colloquialisms of the teenage female that I need to be aware of ?

*sniff* All I can be is me.

Oh I can, but I can only take it so far. You -being an actual teenage girl (or so you say...)- have a competitive advantage over me -a metaphorical teenage girl, but an actual early 20's male (...or so I say). In the end, through all the broken nails and messed up mascara, I just can't reach into the depth of resources that is your experience as a teenage girl. It's a losing battle... ...and I heard you like Tommy Deluca!!! OMG!!! He's sooo gross!! I heard he actually kissed a cow... and by cow, I MEAN LINDSAY MCGEE!! OMG SHE'S SOOO GROSS! (See, I just can't compete - that's the best I can do!)

Rob could have made it mean something - say, he goes for his cartwheel moonsault combo and he collapses under the weight. It's a little spot, but it means so much and validates the work on the arm. That's not so much "poor" selling, as it is "not good".

You have an unfair advantage~!!!!! *goes off and cries*

The armwork was retarded -They have Ric Flair, master of the Figure 4, going against RVD, the man with the "educated feet" - and they go after the arm... and they did it for soooo long and it meant nothing in the end...but Orton's omoplatta was awesome - if not totally unintentional.

Bitch *slaps* *pulls hair*

We're all teenage girls here - metaphorically speaking.

That's a pretty crappy Haiku.

1. FUCK Andrew. Motherfucker tryin to play with T.A. FUCK that shit. Angel shoulda had his boyz pop caps in aaaall dem Slayeraz ass'z. I hope the psychoslayer turns on them and kills a nice chunk of em. I liked him at first - with all the LOTR references and the slaying of the vampyres, but then he had to turn of Angel. FUCK THAT SHIT. I HATE THAT SHIT. 2. I LOVE THAT SHIT. It's great how they went against Angel cause he hooked up with WR&H - you kinda get complacent watching the show thinking that they're changing things and that the evil lawfirm ain't evil no more; but it still is. It's a great -effective- way of keeping us (and them) on their toes. 3. Anyone else mark out for "imbue"? 4. Speaking of which, did anyone think the psychoslayer looked a tad like River? Acted a tad Rivery? 5. Shit, I really wanted Spike to be the one who did all those bad things. Just so he could have the past come back and whoop his ass. They still "did" that, but it was much less significant and it was already established and we, as fans, accepted it. Noooo, gotta keep Spike squeeky clean face. FUCK THAT. This ain't "Spike", it's "Angel". Stupid cop-out. 6. The end scene was fucking FANTASTIC and totally came out of the blue and was really fucking effective.

Speaking of getting people hooked on Firefly... LOTC GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

Anything that doesn't actually have them responding to the actual point.

No, that would be WM XX - and I assume you mean on the board, rather than with the majority of the fans as attendance is still down.

Interesting concept, but I would imagine fighting over who's nipples are larger would be better.

The story doesn't make sense. Benoit wants the WWE Title - always has. Now, out of the blue, what he really wants the World Title. Can't buy it. Benoit on RAW = No Magic whatsover.