the max

Would the White Sox sign him? He played for them, and he'd be able to stay in Chicago.

He has to keep Eric Milton as his avatar, especially after Milton signs with the Yanks.

Valet: Mr. Zito, I thought you were starting tonight. Barry Zito: I did. Valet: Oh, sorry. I didn't tune in until the 2nd inning.

Billy Beane: Dotel's been looking good out there today. A's owner: Don't worry, he'll blow it.

Chavez: “What the hell league you been playing in?” New A's Player: “California penal.” Chavez: “Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?” New A's Player: "Pushed some guy into Mariano Rivera's pool"

Fellowship, until they learn who he really is.

So: Schill, Wells, Clement, Brandon, Wake... still would like another starter to move Wake to the pen.

Todd is a minority owner, IIRC. He designed their godawful third jerseys:

For the record, I think Seinfeld is funny, but it's not the funniest show ever. It's been vastly overrated and overblown by fans of the show. Tough Crowd is the only show that I can think of that I actively hate.

I look at it as: Fellowship: heavy on visuals Two Towers: combination of visuals and characters Return of the King: heavy on characters They weren't exactly like the books, but it was interesting seeing how someone else perceived Middle Earth compared to how I had it pictured while reading the books.

My computer.

They did that in the first GTA. Although I'm sure that with what they've been doing lately, it'd be much, much better.

Isn't there a team in Vancouver? According to Microsoft Streets and Trips, Vancouver is a two hour drive from Seattle. Can two teams survive there?

He's already expanded. Most of the players are playing over there, all Bettman needs to do is organize a tournament and present the Cup to the winner of it to have NHL: Europe.

Shitty ice can be a problem with a team that likes to complain. Someone like Hull is a complainer, so I would expect him to bitch about the ice in Dallas. Tampa allegedly has shitty ice, but they played a fast game all season long, with little to no trapping (even adopting a team motto of "SAFE IS DEATH").

The trap and clutch-and-grab defense have slowed the game a TON, and I'm willing to bet that that's more of a cause than the ice surfaces.

Let's see here: New Jersey Barricadez Philadelphia Bulliez Pittsburgh Gamblerz Boston EXTREME BEARS (logo is Saddington Bear with Oakleys on) Tampa Bay EXTREME Washington DEAD PRESIDENTS (logo is the '$')

Parts of it, yes. Some of it was Cross being Cross and carrying Odenkirk. Of course, when Tom Kenny was there...by god he was carrying everyone.

Just was late in returning Spiderman 2 and Dodgeball, which I can only imagine how fucking much those three days rang up in late fees. I'm considering joining Netflix now.

He was ok, that was my least favorite of the Guest mockumentaries. Mr. Show > *

Then there's only one choice. Roller hockey. Get the puck with the little wheels in it, college hockey helmets and a sponsership with Mountain Dew. Also, change at least five team names to something involving "Extreme" and I'll have the NHL back in NO TIME.

Waiting for Guffman?

Brandon Arroyo looks like a kid that asked me for bus money at the mall yesterday. This kid had a "C:\DOS - C:\DOS\RUN - RUN\DOS\RUN" shirt on. Anyway, Brandon looks like a dweeb.

The Killers - Mr. Brightside, Coheed and Cambria - A Favorhouse Atlantic

They're alright, if forgettable. A few of my friends that turned me onto Pantera and Sepultura swore by them. I've only heard "Time Heals Nothing".