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Sweet Sassy Malassy! He gets happy go jackie on it like a donkey eating a waffle.

the best diet soda is diet dew. tastes like regular dew without the extra syrupy sweetness.

I've been enjoying diet sodas more and more lately, since I can't seem to stop drinking soda. I haven't had one all day and I'm falling asleep at two in the afternoon. Diet 7-up is pretty good though. Tastes just like sierra mist free and diet sprite.

http://www.timewarnercable.com/CustomerSer...x=68&Image1.y=3 We get everything on this list up to the 200's. After the 200's, we get the mlb extra innings on 712-721. Plus we have two dvr's...it's a pretty penny a month, but considering how much tv we watch, it's worth it.

This Oriole pbp guy is the drizzling shits. Buck is cool, but paired with this guy? ugh. This is the O's best chance to snap their big losing streak at home against the Red Sox. Wakefield can give up runs in bunches if the hitters are patient enough to wait for his knuckler to go out of the zone, get base-runners and sit on fastballs in hitter's counts. That's how to beat Wakefield.

Melrose is awful.

redsox.com mentions that his back was somewhat tweaked in the sixth, which might have been the reason he left the game the next inning. courtesy boston.com (globe site)

Trial By Jury was terrible though. And Cabot was a far better fake DA than Novak. Diane Neal is horrid.

Average set-up show. Next week will bring it. Maybe Jack will use his Tongan Death Grip on Logan. That seems to be his favorite thing to do.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I'm adding Jenna Fischer to my list. She's foxy.

You're comparing the hockey fandom of people that live in Toronto to people who live in Anaheim, Carolina and Miami/Lauderdale. I don't know what there is to do in Carolina, but there's certainly things to do in the winter time in Anaheim and Miami. The fans down here are supportive, they go to games in surprising amounts considering that they haven't had anything to brag about in a decade besides Louie.

I wish I could combine the two Red Sox v. Orioles broadcasts I have. The Comcast one is some annoying pbp guy and Buck Martinez (who I like). ESPN's feed is Dave O'Brien (who I like) and godawful Steve Phillips. I'm not going to complain though, since I haven't seen a Red Sox game (or a baseball game, for that matter) in three days.

Lots of Chinese takeout/dine-in places down here, but a lot of them don't make good rice. They make yellow fried rice with peas, carrots and other vegetables (and no, it wasn't veggie fried rice). The girlfriend and I found a new restaurant close to our place that actually makes the brown fried rice and all of their other food is good as well. We go to buffets every once in a while. After I eat too much chinese or japanese food, I can barely move. If we're going buffeting, we rock Golden Corral.

Second straight game rained out at the Fens. So much for getting the rotation in a rhythm. I think they should have played wiffle ball or something, just to say that they played. Two straight rainouts suck.

The girlfriend called that goal. It's the ol' EA Sports hook play. Congrats to the Sabres. Close series, but Miller is looking like an elite player right now.

What's a Hy-Vee?

Definitely the last one I buy. The only redeeming thing for S9 is 'The Cartridge Family". S8 has goodness in it though: Bart After Dark; A Milhouse Divided (Can I Borrow A Feeling?); Homer v. The Eighteenth Amendment (I've seen this episode about 250 times in syndication, but it's still great); and a few others.

This is going to fuck up my dvr...

I'm not big into the console wars, I usually just go with the basics, but the Wii looks very impressive, especially Mario Galaxy. And Paper Mario. I think I'll pick that up when it comes out.

Which part, the tell a girl you love her when she's already taken or the kissing part? Telling her that you love her when she's already taken.

Anyone else ever done what Jim did? I had flashbacks.

How did niskie and I come into this conversation? Baron is speaking some kind of foreign language or Canadaise.