Modern Man's Hustle

No you didn't.

I'm fully expecting something fucked up to happen. It's inevitable.

Who wants to pound my vag?

So, this bitch that I dated for two months, then cheated on because I thought I could get better shows up at my work the other day. We go outside to have a smoke and chitchat, when her new profession comes up. You guys ever seen that Coors Lite commercial that says "Here's to great achievements" where the guy says, "I once dated a supermodel before she was super...or a model." ? Well, that guy's me now. I haven't slept 35 hours, I've been up all night with this girl. I think I may be in love, despite the fact that at some point I decided it would be a good idea to cheat on this girl. The fact that she's accepting me back somewhat is amazing.

oh. carry on then.

Popick jokes have gone the way of disco, son.

I'm with Mr. X here. Quick is fucking terrible, and not in a good way.

I take things too personally.

Odd, I figured Mole would have jumped at the chance to post a picture of himself. It's been nearly 24 hours since he last posted one, he must be going through withdrawal by now.

Holy shit, Kotz is my doppelganger.

The Costanzas are back in Del Boca Vista!

Anyone watch the episode of South Park last night where Cartman kept pulling out the violin? Fantastic.

See, the funny part is that what Kotz and Ill did was actually funny. Chrono T? Not funny. Chrono T getting suspeneded for being not funny? Funny.

I downloaded Lil Jon's Crunk Juice. It's probably the worst thing I've ever listened to.

I'm choking the alligator.

The difference is that Stranger Than Paradise was a depiction of loneliness, while Napolean Dynamite was just dumb.

The song he dances to, Canned Heat by Jamiroquia (Jamiroqua? I have no idea how to spell that) is the only good part of that whole scene. The fact that everyone treats that movie like it's the second coming is out of their minds - it had no plot, repeated the same jokes over and over again, and was utterly boring.

My dad quotes it all the time. He's a 46 year old Global Electronic Funds Manager.

I was never able to click on his Napolean Dynamite thread simply because the movie was terrible.

Pretty much.

And because he got Three Ninjas Showdown at Mega Mountain for 5.99 using a top secret password, he must share it with the rest of the board.

Yeah, it can't get much futher than Rudo levels.