Modern Man's Hustle

I could care less about who the people that pretend to fight each other fuck in their free time.

Cops are evil. And no.

Nas' career is over? When did this happen? He just released a double CD.

You don't mean that.

So last night I get this call from my sister's friend about this two kegger going on. I gather the crew and we all head down there, making a couple stops at other people's houses on the way for some pre-party partying. We finally get to the kegger around midnight, and the first thing I notice is the cops parked at the end of the street. I'm already at the front door, so I just hide the 40s I'm carrying and knock. What was waiting when the door opened wasn't something that I was prepared for. The guy that answered the door was wearing a bathrobe and a green thong, nothing else. A sex swing was hung from the ceiling. People in costumes were hanging around, drinking. I saw a couple people dressed in mascot costumes...I think they're called Furries? Anyway, I decide that since the cops are outside, I may as well drink my 40s and just hang out with the people I came with. We migrate to the backyard, camp out in the corner, and sit and drink and just watch these people, in their costumes, randomly start hooking up all around us. The guy in the bathrobe comes back out and starts asking us why we weren't dressed up. We tell him we didn't know there was a theme, then he starts telling us about his razorburn on his scrotum. It was about this time that I made the suggestion that we just take the rest of the beers we had and head back to my buddy's house and just chill there. I'm never going to a party at IDRM's again.

Kelly Clarkson is the only talented American Idol winner. I want to do her so hard.

The only problem I'm coming across is that she thinks we have some sort of relationship now. I have several girls that I'm seeing, I'm not interested in adding her to the list.

Hey Incandenza - is it wrong for me to accept blowjobs from a fat girl because she gives me cocaine afterwards?

I started this thread with a purpose. All I'm looking for is for Matt Young to admit that he's a fucking pussy. I'm assuming you have pubes, Matt, which automatically makes you incapable of being her target market. Grow the fuck up.

Rap rivalry of the year, I have a feeling. That freestyle wasn't even that good, by the way.

I've never even heard of you. Interesting exchange...

Why did that thread get locked? My guess is that nikjohns picked out all of those folder descriptions, then his feelings were hurt when IDRM didn't like them. Nikjohns is a pussy.

I think you hurt his feelings in Current Events.

And you're quite the looker, Mr. Malibu.

The guy third from the right looks stoned.

No one even talks about Ashlee Simpson in the music folder. That's what the Movies & TV folder and HD are for.

Cribs is entertaining. Did you see the one with the Ying Yang Twins? That was great TV.

Fuck, stop talking about Christmas.

Sek, upload them to imageshack and post them all in this thread.

Who's on her shirt, Kotzenjunge?

A change for the better, Ripper.

Wow, I just stumbled across this thread. Awesome work, all around. Thanks a lot, guys, a lot of memories brought up here.

Meanie didn't do anything during his WWE run. If anyone remembers him (which I doubt they will), they'll only remember him as being a total joke, which will make Dean even more of a joke.

You guys never get tired of blaming things on HHH, do you? I think the idea of Dean busting out amazing moves, then claiming it's all because of his patented Simon System is a great idea.

IT'S THE FREAKING CARTOON NETWORK!