Modern Man's Hustle

I watched Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow the other night and I was really into it. I couldn't tear myself away from it, couldn't stop raving about it. Then the drugs wore off and the movie sucked.

I think I see some grey in that beard.

My experience with 100's went like this.... "Let me get a pack of Marlboro Reds, Barry." "Alright, brutha." "You got those in 100's?" "....girls don't smoke Reds."

How is this the TSM Rat Pack?

I like how the guys are all jumping around celebrating and she's just like, "...motherfuck, that hurt."

If I were to have a clique, it'd be classy. I guess you'd be Dean Martin.

Alright, I like you now.

Bud Muds LOL? IAFI, I like you. I want you as an ally.

Worst post ever.

People that do that "oh, I'm talking to you but i'm not really here you're talking to my voicemail" message. I fucking hate that. And people that QUOTE songs in their message. A friend of mine says this, "Hey, this is, uh, Hank....it's Independance Day and I just can't break away from the parade, so uh...haha...leave me a message." If you're going to quote a Dylan, quote a good Dylan, I say.

Bait and switch. Hop up and down on one foot, tilt the ear that has the water in it towards the ground, slap the other ear with an open palm repeatedly. Either your eardrum will burst or the water will trickle out. I forget, really.

Just say TSM from now on, it helps the slower people.

Other than being homonyms? Nothing in common.

Mewes has been on I Love the 90's a lot lately, and he seems to be pretty sober.

I lost a friend to a drunk driver, so it's good to see your friend is alright. I agree with Vitamin X now, sometimes its more fun just to sit around and be high.

Jaxl, your drunken story is funny, man. I just can't be cool with anyone driving drunk.

Yeah, ignore me. Please enlighten us with "classic" threads about the one time you ran over a child because you were too drunk to make coherent thoughts. Please do.

"Blue" and "blew" are two completely different words.

OH SHIT. Hey look, Modern Man's Hustle, I didn't credit the quote to you either. I credited that to myself too. Guess I gotta start nailing shit down so Czech doesn't take it.

So you came on here to brag about how you and your friends are idiots and endanger the lifes of innocent people regularly. Fuck off.

Quit now.

And Kotz will make your little sister his next Sun-Yi.

The Czech Republic put part of this story as his signature, but clearly forgot to credit the source. I'm pretty sure I don't like him already, I don't like plagiarists.

Cuz he's not a subtitle.

Personally, I was confused if I should talk about Raw in the World Wrestling Entertainment folder or the Movies and Television forum.