Star Ocean 3

The gator could do it with some aid.

Yeah, I already knew I can't go because I'm saving money. I'll be content with just standing outside the arena during the game.

Oh this calls for a preview. The real Ducks preview. It was a script all along, building to this. Every story needs a resolution.

UMWOOOOOOHOOOOOOO! I guess I'll go to game 1. Take me with you. Take me. NOW.

Well.

TNA needs to get Ariel

This owl's so cute...like caramel

So I file to renew my passport in late February. I accept the 6-8 week delivery time, instead of the faster one, not knowing that I would end up needing it for an application in April. Of course 6-8 weeks turned into 3-4 months, and I had to delay completing the application until I got my passport. My passport finally came today, and I decided to keep it someplace safe. I could have just left sitting on a table since nothing's going to happen to it anyway, but I wanted to make sure I put it away. Instead of a drawer or something, I put it on my keyboard. Of course, I don't think about that when I put the key guard lid down, and then push it back up, it will carry the passport inside the instrument. This isn't an acoustic piano, by the way, it's an electric one, which is much worse. First I try reaching in underneath the lid. Even my firm, yet delicate hands are unable to reach anything, and I realize that it's actually gone all the way in. My next idea is to flip the whole thing upside down, and hope it makes its way back onto the keyboard. This requires me to clear everything from it, all of the wonderful music I've acquired, books, blank sheet music, years worth of memories...all gone. Gone from the top of the keyboard, to the floor, temporarily. The main problem with turning the keyboard upside down is that it's very heavy. There was also no way the passport would slide out as easily as it slid in, because it was likely surrounded by the mechanics of the instrument. Then I figured that there could be a way to open it up. I screwdrivered the back, took the lid off, and grabbed the passport. The end.

uh oh

I think they're funny in text form.

I stared at the screen a few extra seconds, thinking Richard had posted a picture or something in response to that quote, waiting for it to load.

Read some of the Cavemen script, not sure if it's really supposed to be a comedy or what

Burbank's the best

I'm reading from people that actually watched this that is was really good.

M.E. and the initials won't stand for anything

Pretty much every movie is worse than Street Fighter, so that's not exactly a revelation. Maybe I'll get around to playing SO3 someday. I hope 4 is for PS2.

I'll do that with my Ducks preview.

SHUT UP. I don't think I agree with that, Czech. I don't care if he writes them or not. I'm not offended or anything by them, I mean, who honestly reads them? Let him write 'em if he likes. That's a subtle dig, but I don't waste such great journalism on just one forum.

what did i lose I'm handling the Sharks' loss well, it's just that this season could have been the best chance to see them meet Anaheim in the conference finals.

SHUT UP. Go to Winnipeg! Haha

OK, I'll admit. I wanted to write a huge preview for a Ducks/Sharks series. I've sensed the dissappointment that it won't happen, and I sympathize. I don't even know if they'll continue next season, it just felt like this is the time. Detroit's not getting a preview, they should be in the Leastern Conference, anyway.

Time to bust out the "We enjoy being the underdog. That's OK, you guys can keep trying to bring us down. You know, none of ya'll thought we could do it. Nobody but the boys in this locker room believed in us."

I don't know? Who was before?

That's two years in a row the Sharks could've faced Anaheim in the Bestern Finals. Now SJ looks like the team that comes close but can't finish it. They were only 1-3 against the Ducks at home, it's not a surprise to see that they couldn't win there.

Shark-related metaphors to be used as a means of conveying the joy of victory for SJ