Lord of The Curry

I'm guaran-damn-teeing that they will have a spot in Henry/Taker where Taker slaps the triangle choke on Henry only to be picked up and powerbombed to break the hold. Taker's hung out with Matt Hughes so it's only logical that he'd rip off one of his more famous fights.

I'm stoked on the NYC sluts already.

Thankfully now with YouTube I can just watch Benoit/JBL and Rey/Orton/Angle the day after instead of wasting my money on what looks to be a fucking horrid WrestleMania.

raza has the right idea about where to talk about things.

Why hasn't Brock Lesnar come back yet? Hey! It DOES fit in this thread. Wowzers.

When our school board institued a zero tolerance policy on fighting somebody read the fine print and realized that there was little the school could do if the fights occured outside school hours and off it's property. So everthing got shipped off 25 feet across the road in the parking lot of the church and seniors home. The craziest brawl involved one guy whipping out a screwdriver he'd swiped from auto and our principal screaming in terror and booking the scene flanked by two huge gym teachers.

Was it anything like the Chappelle Show skit?

There's assorted rumors going around about what happened after the fight. Apparently Wanderlei threw a head kick at Coleman but missed which lead to Baroni shooting a double on Wandy and taking him down and laying on him until things got broken up. Either way, I think Coleman vs Silva or even Baroni vs Silva is set for the Openweight GP.

Then you can't possibly be Flanders. Comic-book store guy seems a bit more apt.

Did wp just shit-talk me? This is like the episode of Simpsons when Martin manages a burn on Bart in class. I think he did. Awesome. And my ego is fairly in check compared to some other people 'round these parts.

So is Tamura vs Nog but I've been too lazy to put it up.

Weak.

I'd assume that when Fedor gets healthy we'll be seeing Hunt vs Fedor for the belt.

Roman Zentsov KO's Pedro Rizzo with a left hook R1 Quinton Jackson UD's Yoon Dong Sik Fabricio Werdum UD's Jon Olav Einemo Tsuyoshi Kosaka TKO's Mario Sperry R1 Alistair Overeem TKO's Sergei Khanitorov R1 Josh Barnett subs Nakamura via RNC R1 Minotauro subs Kiyoshi Tamura via armbar R1 Mark Coleman def Shogun via verbal tapout after Shogun's elbow was broken on an attempted takedown. Chutebox vs Team Hammer House happens after the fight due to Coleman not stopping immediatly when the ref called for the bell. Mark Hunt TKO's Nishijima R3 VIDEO FUN~!~! Coleman vs Shogun

Czech responds to my avatar flirtation with nothing but cold disdain. *Sigh*

I'm more stoked on the potential return of SIMMMMMMMMMMMS. That fight has the potential to be really, really sad. Depends on what version of Mark Kerr shows up.

I think Sherk will make him care in this one. Dana should tell both of them pre-fight that if it does to a JD then neither of them are coming back.

Your standards are remarkably low My standards have dick-all to do with this. This thread has absolutely no purpose and is not related at all to anything current with the WWE. Shit like this......well, should never get a thread started in the first place but if it does it belongs in General Wrestling.

I've heard playground rumours that FFMS is actually Leena.

I'm more interested in seeing if Diaz cares enough about the fight to put in more effort then he did against Riggs. This is a do or die situation for both fighters so hopefully that will light a fire under their asses.

This folder was doing ok for a while until this thread got started. Hey, I heard that Hogan held people down in WCW back in the day. Maybe it too will be thread-worthy.

I also hate seeing Lost actors on talks shows as they always do a piss-poor job of selling the show (which I can't really fault them for) and the host always asks a bunch of stupid questions that the actor cannot answer. It's a running gag on Regis and Kelly that whenever a Lost person is on Regis asks them about the dinosaur running around.

UFC.tv has added Trevor Prangley vs Chael Sonnen and Josh Burkman vs Jon Fitch to the card. With Prangley/Sonnen on this card instead of the originally rumoured UFC 59 card I wonder what spot that frees up? Hopefully Diaz/Sherk comes through.

Bravisimo.

This all goes back to Swick being injured sucking ass for two reasons: 1) We didn't get Swick/Rivera 2) It shut Leben out from participating in UFC 58 where a Doerkson rematch would've been tailor-made. Even though El Dirte is probably on his last strike against Marquadt if he looks good in losing (which he did against Lindland) they'll probably still bring him back just to settle Lebens only loss.