Lord of The Curry

I've always been a fan of Kotz's writing but I stopped reading after the "Things aren't THAT bad" line. Yes they are.

Unless WWE holds a "Cocks Only" Smackdown then you'll at least get a few audience members cheering for Orton. There's a gay joke in their somewhere. First one to find it wins.

I know the Dems aren't the brightest bulbs but surely they can't fuck this one up, right? Bush has handed them the election on a silver platter. *Remembers gays and terrorists* Ok, so maybe the Republicans do have a shot.

I'm really hoping that Kate and Ana Lucia DONT hate each other right off the bat. I'd rather them get along and then shit starts to break down. Right away seems too obvious especially considering they're both vying for the title of "tough chick".

Come on finger-poke of doom finish........

The first two posts are from hippy canucks. This has not been a very good year for this thread.

Don't forget that us Canadians were responding to Katrina victims faster then most of your emergency response teams. Now, before you think I'm rubbing it in........wait.......I guess I am. Ah well.

Bizzaro Jin! 90 pages! Fuck yes!

More racial humour. You've been way too PC lately.

It's been well over a year and she's still the queen.

Well that really said nothing. I mean, you saw that he was in the preview, right? Go back and watch it. He's there. Either he was on the show or he wasn't. That's clear. If he was then it was really quick and we missed him. If he wasn't then why did we see him in the preview? Lost is known for manipulating their previews but to my knowledge we've never been shown something in a preview that never materialized in the following episode.

*Waves goodbye to the WWE's Canadian market*

I've seen a screen cap of the shot of Jack in the rain but I can't tell if it's a quick cut that we all missed or just a snippet from the preview. If it's just something from the preview that begs the question: Was the scene with Jack in the rain cut out or purposely not shown just to fuck with us?

*Orders the PPV based on random smark observation* So how much does Jarrett pay you? Hopefully a lot. You're special.

Here's something nobody has mentioned: During the previews for this weeks episode there is clearly a shot of Jack staring at something in between a pair of trees in the rain. So what was our good doctor doing in the rain when Shannon got shot? Was Ana Lucia really aiming at Shannon or somebody else?

The silver lining is that she got to see her son live his dream before she passed on so hopefully Brad can take some comfort in that.

Swick and Sleazy D need their own sitcom on the WB with Mo'nique as the sassy neighbor across the hall who secretly holds a candle for Swick.

That's why they also have moniters.

Me and Rudo on Saturday night: Brad's training with Billy Rush! He can't fucking lose! Me and Rudo after the fight: Billy Rush you have let us all down.

Good stuff.

Walt is clearly trying to help out. I'm curious about the line that Ana Lucia said to Echo about "I liked it better when you didn't talk". It'd be a nice contrast and nod to season one to have Echo just sitting alone on the beach by himself ala Rose. Didn't he say his wife was on the plane with him?

3 fucking pages? Thank God I rarely put effort into posting here anymore. But hey, ya know.............boots. They're nice.

Next week needs to start with Sayid charging at Ana and Echo standing in the way. Then shit goes off.

"Abandoned" Sawyer's wound becomes life-threatening as he, Michael and Jin make their way through the interior of the island with the tail section survivors. Meanwhile, Shannon is once again haunted by visions of Walt, and Charlie becomes jealous of Locke's interest in Claire. credit: ABC.com DISCUSS.

You should. What's behind the face and back a little bit is a more fun thing to focus on.