Lord of The Curry

I proposed the idea tonight of a USA vs Canada PPV. Loiseau, GSP, Cote and Doerkson. Dana White looked righteously sleazy in the TUF commercials. Can't wait for this Monday night.

Haaaaaaattttteeeerrr. Hey, whatever works for him. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Besides that, I don't see Chuck losing to Horn here if they stand up. But if Horn takes him down and starts wrasslin around with Chuck, it could be curtains for the Iceman. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hater = Coture Fan WHAT WORKED - GSP, mafucka! B-Level what? Rear naked again? Shut the fuck up, Frank. George Saint PWNED~! - Diego looked uber-smooth on the ground and survived some nice shots from Gassaway. Forget "Nightmare", with the new look his new nickname needs to be "Desperado". - Tim fucking Sylvia did a goddamn high kick. And goddamn killed him. Only time I've seen a stretcher job in UFC. - The matwork in Van Arsdale/Coture was balls out, I fucking freaked when Mike actually TOOK RANDY COTURE DOWN with that swank-ass headlock throw. Props to Randy for the Anaconda Choke love. Oh.......ahem. JUMPING KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Good way to end off a solid-very good show. I'll give the credit where credit is due: Chuck destroyed him on his feet and neutralized him on the ground.

If all of the Galloway Boys wore tiny hats like that dude on Mythbusters I think the gangs rep would be much improved.

It's all about Rush this Saturday, bitches. Hughes better get some last-minute spooning in with the title because (provided he doesn't lose it to Parisian at UFC 55) that belt is St. Pierre's to win. Your precious armbars won't save you this time Matt! GSP by guillotine, Round 2. Coture vs Van Arsdale should be a walk for Randy, if he doesn't end it in the first round I'll be worried. Randy by TKO, Round 1. Sylvia will be looking to show Dana that he is still worth keeping around so he'll be coming out swinging. Telligmen has a chance, I didn't give Arlovski any chance of knocking Sylvia down but it happened. Sylvia by KO, Round 1. I've never see Gassaway fight but was a Diego supporter early on in TUF so my pick for this one is obvious. Diego by GNP Ref Stoppage, Round 2. If he loses this one he's in some trouble, especially with a twice-impressive Mike Swick and a rapidly improving Josh Koscheck nipping at his heels. Fuck Chuck. I mean, not really because I do like him as a fighter but find him to be terribly overrated. Always found his offense to be solid but loved up way too much. When he's on his game, striking-wise he can be the most dangerous guy on the planet. However, when your game plane is "Swing for the fences and see what happens" you tend to get into trouble. If he tries to play that game w/ Horn it could be disasterous. Horn can take him on the ground but keeping Chuck on the ground will be a challenge. The longer the fight goes the more it favours Horn so look for Chuck to be favouring the left hook early on. Horn via armbar, Round 3.

The Killers came to my head pretty quickly.

He's one of my favorite mic workers and he's done a very good job of creating a character for himself but come on people, stop crying like a talented wrestler got de-pushed. All it means is that he'll be working the chinlock with midcard intensity instead of main event intensity.

No big shootings announced today, though with the Toronto Urban Music festival coming up you can bet your ass the locals will be looking to make up the numbers. Cheers, Galloway Boys! Sidenote- A black street gang named "Galloway"? Black Irish? What?

Grasp away.

The Wolf Spider.

The Mexicools prayed together backstage before going out and all hugged when they came back through the curtain. Awesome.

34 gun homocides so far, I'm sure cities like Detroit, Washington and New Orleans had numbers like that racked up before Valentines Day.

Metric and DMST aren't on A&C.

I'm not sure how much attention this is getting across the country but Toronto is currently racking up some serious numbers in the gun deaths category. It's bested 2004's total already and it's only August. Things are getting pretty fucked up, there's a story on The Toronto Star's site about a black city counsellor who thinks that police should intentionally target black youth when out on patrol. The chief is new to the job and already has been left with a mess that Julian Fantino did very little to curb. Kids are wearing shirts that stay "Stop Snitching". The fuck happened?

Dave gave Tony Chimmel the stinkface. Seriously.

I'll do a full-on report soon but Taker was fuckin OVAH, The Cap'n was runnin' shit hardcore until the Mexicools came out, Big Dave's pyro is loud and scary when you're 20 feet away and Taker hung out with an MMA-esque posse next to me and Rudo backstage.

Sorry for remembering.

A lot of them really legit hate Shawn Michaels.

Trainspotting ranks up there in my favorite soundtracks of all time, easily. Eno, Reed, Blur, New Order and of course "Born Slippy".

Me and Rudo are doing an impromptu drive-down to see whether or not there's affordable seats for this one.

That moment will be remembered for as many bad memories as good ones. Good- Eddy and Benoit, Kings of WWE at their peak. Bad- They only slid downward from there and six months later were back to where they started.

The show is about Michael, not GOB. The entire Bluth family can play all the supporting and main roles they want but at the end of the day it's a story about Michael.

They should do an angle where Leyla is hooked on E and Juvy is her dealer. He lends her out to all the other heels on the roster and she gets paid in chems.

*Curry dials The Rock's cellphone* Rock: Yeah, holla? Curry: Rock, it's Curry. Rock: You're.........you're not calling because you're taking it back, are you? Are you?! Curry: Yes.........I am. I'm sorry, Dwayne. Rock: Not my Worst Sharpshooter Ever Trophy! It's standing on my mantle at home next to my Worst Crossface Medallion! Curry: I'm sorry man, truly I am. It's just.........well, did you see RAW last night? Rock: *Awkward pause* Curry: So you did see it? Rock: Yeah. Shit, man. That was pretty fucked up. You're right. Michaels needs this more then I do.

Leyla would make a fabulous barrio slut for the Mexicools.

I couldn't decide which choke I enjoyed more. The first one had the better visual but the second one had the added dickishness of Hughe's holding on for just a few seconds after the ref called it. Those few extra seconds were saying "If you ever go low on me or talk shit on me again, this is what's waiting".