JJ Johnson

I remember that one time they weren't pissed. What a wacky ten minutes THAT was!

Ghana gets a whole person? Nigeria is gonna be pissed.

I never said how big the portions were. I just said that was seven countries fed. *Somewhere in darkest Africa...* "You get...a thumbnail" " "

Once you're done cooking him, send him to Africa. That's at least seven countries fed right there.

For irony's sake, you have to cook him on the barbie.

I no-sold her mind games, or I would have realized that. *offers Toxxic bunny suit* *calls Janus*

Ah, but 'twas provoked, old bean. Drea had him eat my camel-looking thing from Empire Strikes Back. ... ...eh.

*Tiger Drivers TOXXICRU off Giant Gonzales through a flaming Cortez*

*no-sells Drea's kick with AUTHORITY* *throws ninja stars shaped like maple leaves*

*sics one of those camel-lookin' things, you know, the one that Han put Luke in for warmth, on Drea*

DOWN BACK LOW PUNCH! *freezes Drea* Yeah, that's right. We're all Sub Zero.

*chuckles evilly* *puts tape on eBay*

True, but you were not doing the Vanilla Ice Dance. You were doing the Chicken Dance, and a rather poor rendition of it.

*videotapes jig from secret hideout* *blackmails Cortez*

So...

Yeah, I'm going to do the entrances last. I have no clue how I'm going to write an entrance into a friggin' toy store. Especially a toy store that closes about three matches before mine.

What makes it funny is that in his letter to the visitors of the site, he spells his name wrong.

I started a little while ago, and I'm up to 900 words or so. I plan on writing through the night, because sleep is for women. Or people who are tired. Or both.

MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP "Deathwish" Danny Williams (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. El Luchadore Magnifico ~Damn! I like both Danny AND Mags! Ummm...Danny. SINGLES MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins v. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher ~Spike, quite obviously. SINGLES MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix v. "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez ~Landon. STABLE PRIDE~! SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Zyon ~This is tough. On one hand, Jay is consistently very, very good, and when he's on his game, he's great. (See Hawke-Manson). On the other hand, Zyon r teh rulez. However, there is also the "whoever wins on the show before the PPV loses at the PPV" to consider, in which case I choose Jay. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP HOUSE RULES: WE DESTROYED IT ONCE AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN MATCH Bruce Blank (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. JJ Johnson ~The New York Rangers, for once. Zing! SINGLES MATCH TORU v. Marcus "The Mastermind" Ward ~This'll be interesting to read either way, but I'll pick Ward in an upset. SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS TWO ON TWO MATCH Wild and Dangerous (Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous, SWF World Tag Team Champions) v. The Crimson Skull and Ghost Machine ~The cham-peens. TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Akira v. Manson v. Devon Walters ~Mansonosity. Oh, look. I spelled it lowercase, and with no tildebang. Now what shall you do? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?! AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA...*ahem*

So, did anyone pick up the Liu Kang DVD? Man, he's got some great matches on there, and it reminded me how good a big man Shao Khan was. And I'll admit it. I teared up during "A Special Night In The Dead Pool"

"You smell like Arkansas."

Nunzio: Ever since I became the Cruiserweight Champion... Teddy: Hold on a minute, playa! Who the hell are you? And what's that thing around ya waist? Nunzio: ...

If you could provide some sort of template, I'd be glad to do my own.

He debuted either the show before or at 13th Hour, so whenever that was.