JJ Johnson

Zyon has, and apparently Spike has, although doing what I've yet to figure out.

I just realized that my Kawada av looks like Hitler, if Hitler were a tad pudgy and wore robes that said "Dangerous K" across the back. Who else sees this resemblance?

They wouldn't be the only ones. I have no clue what I'm doing at G6.

You mean you DIDN'T write Calvinball?

This brings up an interesting point. Why the FUCK has Reptile not been in the last couple of MK games? He was always my favorite, next to Sub Zero.

For examples of this, see "Terrorism angle, Hassan" and "Wrestling, it's just". It's pretty much the same thing. "The Hassan thing is just wrestling." Does that make it any less offensive? No. Although, if you look at it in the context of "A robot with a purple and green mask beats the shit out of his homosexual lover, then shoots a traitorous lieutenant and engages in a Japanese movie-like staredown with short-time fake wrestler/Islamic terrorist/ninja Mohammed Koran, and blows him up", it's really rather silly.

Trick is to KO your opponent.

Samoa. Samoa is the answer.

It's certainly more conceivable then a losing match I wrote where I put Insane Luchador on his back and left the Alamodome, which then inexplicably collapsed. I then pinned the rubble. Despite explaining how everyone in the arena except the fans got out alive (and there were, of course, thousands more fans outside that couldn't get in. We would have pulled twice the house.), that match lost. Mostly because IL's match was very well-written and entertaining.

That collapsing thing didn't work last time. Maybe I should offer him a beer. Being straight edge, he refuses, and throws it away. Unfortunately for Cortez, it lands on Ron Artest. I think you know how this story ends.

'Tis poor planning indeed to not go into a match expecting MANSONOSITY~! Oh, and congrats Danny.

A hardcore match... Against Todd Cortez... In a parking lot. I'm going to get my ass kicked, but dammit if I'm not going to have fun losing.

My deepest apologies. I was rushed, and it completely slipped my mind.

Same here.

You can find TORU's stats in the stats thread, near the beginning. It's where Toxx was. I'm in the process of writing you a PM. KOJI's stats will be in it.

Right...Spike, ignore that PM.

So, is the Hardcore title still up in the air? Or what?

Seconded.

Ba-dum shish.

If my match wins, I apologize. It sucks. Rushjobs suck. And my deepest apologies to Spike if I screwed anything up.

Brilliant!

The what?

Did...did I just get laid?

Yeah, I suppose it would be more fitting for it to be a hardcore tournament, but I couldn't think of any dead tag teams. By my count, there are sixteen non-tag champ, non-jobber active people if you do not include Fasaki, Blum, and Ghost Machine, and if you include TKO. That's eight tag teams, if everyone were interested in being in the tournament, which is a perfect number for single or even double elimination.

*realizes he never gave his KoL name* bobdolesux here. And I have no idea for a cool name. Something with osity would probably be a good choice.