JJ Johnson

The link to JD-Hawke: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=68628

*marks for an IL sighting*

I made a Homicide CAW, but having never seen Homicide wrestle, I have no idea what to give him for stats. Any suggestions?

Batista, after 30 seconds of energy-sapping striding at a leisurely pace to the ring. Did I get it right?

Actually, Muzz was at number 7. Unless he doesn't count because he portrayed a Canadian character at one point.

I'm thinking interpretive dance. Speed 9 could result in some WACKY interpretive dances.

I need a mouthpiece, so that I can actually do something when I'm not booked. Or, as seen in the Fuvolution thread, that thing that translates sign language.

93) Kibagami vs. Zenon, Last Man Standing, Battleground '04

83) TNA thinks our PPV names are so good, they steal them from us.

Petey Williams left Team Canada? But seriously, Devine is one of the better ones. I just think Williams is better. Unless you're counting off for his Sharpshooter. In which case D'Amore is better.

80) The Boston Massacre

Bruce, you list all of those masked guys...and you don't say Vader or Mankind? Or Chainsaw Charlie, which was an awful gimmick, but was Terry Funk? And I realize Charlie's "mask" was not so much a mask as it was a pair of pantyhose pulled over his head, but whatever.

CIA wore a mask.

SCRUMTRELESCENT.

40) "Carless" Mark Jindrak

The Pope screwed the Pope. *becomes uber heel authority figure, feuds with antihero, takes SWF to never-before-seen heights* Umm... 33) A wide variety of in-ring styles. Lucha, UFC, All Japan, old school, etc. 34) Danny Williams in general

26) The Pope has jobbed, CLEAN, to the Cruiserweight Champion. 27) No overpushed, untalented hosses.

18. Joining guarantees you a title shot of some sort.

10. And if you don't like wrestling, we have a show where people DO hit people with objects! 11. Cold Front Classic > King of the Ring

5. ARM-bar. It had to be done. 6. House rules matches. The Hate Me Now match, Calvinball, etc.

"Deathwish" Danny Williams, perhaps?

Conway's using the Lungblower now? Sweet.

I have it on easy, and I still can't beat that damn cage match. It's always time limit draw.

Perhaps take on the man who, as champion, represents the division you've been badmouthing? BOOK IT~!

True. But for sheer HILARITY, "bloody Yank game" remains the funniest moment this year.