This thread is fucking hilarious. I'm dying over here, because I've done shit like this before.
I once sleptwalked outside, and woke up beside the doghouse on the porch.
And another time, I was at my grandmothers. My sister tells me I woke up, walked into her room, grabbed the pillow she was using, and wacked her across the legs with it, then went back to sleep. I barely remember the wacking part, the rest is lost to me.