Dr. Zaius

The only explanations I can think of is that he's being a dick on purpose to get attention or its part of some big joke only he gets. He's alright sometimes, but then other times he's just obnoxious.

Nobody cares.

Obscure from the standpoint that: (a) she hasn't had a hit record in almost 10 years, and (b) the last name "Morissette" (however it may be spelled) isn't particularly common.

In fairness, although he made many excellent points about how stupid Y2Jerk's thread was, Man in Blak did try to argue PejaVu wasn't actually a troll and made fun of someone for not being able to correctly spell an obscure last name. Y2Jerk wasn't actually defeated, but rather the two of them managed to achieve the stupidity equivalent of a War of Attrition. On the one hand you have someone who basically created 2 dumb threads for no other reason than to get himself "over" with stupid jokes, then you have the other person who insisted on taking the 2 threads seriously and wouldn't let it go even after Y2Jerk finally admitted he was just kidding around.

I hate it when people ruin perfectly good joke threads with serious discussion. Hey, why quote me? I didn't start it. I was making fun of all the people making fun of John Cena when at one time some people were saying he was the "next Rock and Austin" for the company. The joke in that quote is the fickleness of wrestling fans who take themselves seriously and don't see the joke in all of this. Look at Cena's first impression as Vanilla Ice to becoming WWE Champion. He isn't claiming to be Eminem or a street thug, but that joke always comes up. Relax, I was kidding.

According to Jim?

Your mother ignored you as a child, didn't she?

Weren't there accusations that Flair also held Austin down?

Jesus couldn't save this Wrestlemania.

7. Posted on the Pit in the first place.

double posting > A Dictionary > A Dictonary > Scorpius

A Dictionary > A Dictonary > Scorpius

I normally don't post in this folder, but...damn. Everywhere I post he seems to have already been with some dumb ass comment. I mean, maybe he's sometimes got a good point, but chooses the worst way possible to get it across. 1. Starts joke threads then forgets halfway through them that they're jokes. 2. Will argue about anything. For example, he once bragged about getting into a 3-page argument/flame-war with that TheMikeSC guy over the meaning of the word "clearly". 3. Demands credit/recognition for even the slightest contribution, like when he wanted credit for his main page resurrection thread just because he was afraid someone else might get it. 4. Can't decide on a username. 5. Apparently works with retarded kids, and seems to be picking up their bad habits. Please add.

All that came up when I did a Google search for serious discussion of Hannity's program or career. Therefore, Google must be run by liberals.

I'm sorry, but if there's one thing the WWE doesn't need more of right now its formulas.

ra·tion·al·ize Pronunciation Key (rsh-n-lz) v. ra·tion·al·ized, ra·tion·al·iz·ing, ra·tion·al·iz·es v. tr. 1. To make rational. 2. To interpret from a rational standpoint. 3. To devise self-satisfying but incorrect reasons for (one's behavior): “Many shoppers still rationalize luxury purchases as investments” (Janice Castro). 4. Mathematics. To remove radicals, such as from a denominator, without changing the value of (an expression) or roots of (an equation). 5. Chiefly British. To bring modern, efficient methods to (an industry, for example).

I hate it when people ruin perfectly good joke threads with serious discussion.

Did Ron Howard kill your dog or something?

22. Even in the age of global satelites, DNA testing, and enhanced computer voice recognition software, all you need to hide your identity is a small piece of fabric that covers the top half of your face. 23. The human brain is very compartmentalized, allowing specific parts of someone's memory to be erased on a regular basis without affecting any other part of their memory in the slightest. 24. If you are a scientist, you know automatically everything there is to know about every field of science. 25. New inventions and antedotes can be researched, developed, and tested in a matter of minutes. 26. There have been amazing advancements in medical, space, and combat technology over the years, but only super-heroes, super-villians, and SHIELD are allowed to use them.

Not quite, but I'm hoping someone tries to defend him. As unlikely as that is... Fun Hannity Links: http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1158 http://www.lewrockwell.com/vance/vance16.html http://mediamatters.org/items/200508310004 Its really hard to find pages devoted to defending Sean Hannity. Most people who like him resort to "you just don't like him because he's a conservative" without backing up why he should be treated as anything other than a partisan joke.

Apparently with dead silence.

People still listen to ICP?

Yes, he did admit it. Fifteen years later.

I can't believe that gag didn't get the recognition it deserved. Someone had used the joke before. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.

Burchill wants to be a pirate? Does Smackdown need a "Rated Aaarrrrrrr" superstar?