Dr. Zaius

One person who definitely helped change America.

Hot chicks have pussies. Mae Young has a vagina.

Mariowned.

Apparently a commerical break can stop the Big Show.

It just reminds me of the last 12 times he was fired.

If the Taboo Tuesday match ends up as Angle/HBK/Cena, I'm wondering how the hell they're going to book that match without it lloking horribly fake. Angle and HBK bumping and working their asses off for 25 minutes just to have Cena somehow hit his 5 moves and win the match in the last 30 seconds.

I should immediately change my username to Kunta Kinte, because this joke just dressed up like Lorne Greene and bought me at a slave auction. It owned me.

Is anyone else reading "Justice", the bi-monthly Alex Ross "Superfriends" inspired miniseries? Basically Luthor and other villians are all having the same dream that the world is ending (in a fantastically realized sequence from issue #1, and the JLA is powerless to stop it. A masterplan is hatched, but it involves kidnapping Aquaman and stealing the League's secret's from the Batcave computer. Great, great stuff.

I don't see that as a problem. He could have still taken the chemical bath, but its just that Batman wasn't there for it. It could've taken place at some point during or before Batman Begins, and the police are the ones that raided the factory he was at.

**bows**

I would, but only because apparently Kirsten Dunst lives there.

Yes, I do believe that episode blew my fucking head off. Yes, yes it did.

I suspect, like with most modern technology, parents are always the last to figure out how to use it. I know they exist, because apparently my PS2 has one on the DVD player, and I'm always accidentally turning it on.

Wait...Franz Ferdinand was on SNL last night? I'd have thought he'd stopped making public appearances after that whole assasination in Sarajevo thing.

Am I wrong to think this could've had the best build-up in the history of scathing promos?

1. Kane 2. Hardy & Christian 3. Cage 4. Street Fight 5. Mankind 6. Cheerleader

Some of need the thread to start early because we have extremely slow computers. For instance, my computer's so slow, I just got an e-mail that JFK was shot. My computer's so slow, the printer uses Morse Code. My computer's so slow, I went to Match.com and saw Princess Diana's personal ad. My computer's so slow, it took me 3 hours to download Benoit's Summerslam match.

No offense intended, given his vehement defense of the use of the ignore feature as being perfectly innocent. Further attempts at being ironic will be more clearly marked.

Because its not 1965?

He has a point.

Yeah, I did the same joke in my living room the other day. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it...

Could you fucking not fucking edit it?

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The story "Golden Age" was an Elseworlds tale, and was damn good. It took place in the late 1940s and showed a twisted version of what happened to the All-Star Squadron after WW2 was over.

I think my mind's playing tricks on me.