Dr. Zaius

I guess that means I can finally take off these fucking Zoombas...

I thought last year's 8 man tag match offering of Benjamin, Foley, Shawn and Benoit Vs Evolution was "bigger"... I'd also say the Benoit/HBK and Benoit/HHH Iron man matches were "bigger" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Given the example of "big" I cited, I thought it was obvious I was using "big" as a euphemism for "shitty clusterfuck". The second sentence made the fact that I was joking a pretty dead givaway.

Thank you, Bisch, for finally closing that storyline loophole.

Wow. Fez loves UFC. I'm sold.

That's the biggest Raw main event since Kevin Nash, Big Show, X-Pac, Chris Benoit & Eddie Guerrero vs. Booker T, Goldust, Bubba Ray Dudley, Spike Dudley & Rob Van Dam. And we all know how well THAT turned out.

So who's Elmer Fudd and who's Yosemite Sam? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Isn't it obvious?

If you constantly say "Get-r-done", you might be a redneck.

The opening to their music sounds like the beginning of the "Looney Toons" theme.

Torrieberg's streak ended last night, IMO. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didn't think she was actually pinned, though.

From the neck up.

Torrie vs. Trish is the masturbation fantasy equivalent of Savage/Steamboat. edit: Looks like Torrieberg's streak finally ended.

Candice is starting to look like Nidia.

I've missed seeing that title belt.

They made a Mother Truckers 2?

VINCE: The Game...Triple H! CROWD: ...Yay?

Double D champion? Trish?

The only thing that can top stripping Cena of the title in the middle of the ring would be Tish stripping in the middle of the ring.

No pants in hell.

King's going for an idiotic observation record tonight, from what I can tell. "Do you see whose name is on the belt?" No, motherfucker.

Then it would seem the only reason this main event existed was to set up a future main event. Seems like a waste of time and money for fans.

Not as bad as the mother/son on "Joey".

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, as far as Highschool 80's Life. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No. That was actually made in the year in which it takes place.

Interesting movie. It was the first film I recall that actually made an attempt to celebrate the 1970s, much the way "American Graphitti" celebrated the early 1960s. (Twelve years later, of course, people are sick of hearing about the 70s; witness the total lack of interest in last summer's "Lords of Dogtown".) I wonder...has the quintessential 1980s nostalgia movie been made yet? If so, what would it be?

So which "archetype" does AD fit into? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dunno, what's archtype/archetype mean? And what's AD stand for? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Archetype: An original model or type after which other similar things are patterned. AD: "Arrested Develpment", a Fox sitcom with a pretty vocal cult following. AD is probably best categorized as a prototype from which future shows will model themselves after. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is basically a more mature version of "Home Improvement", which itself was a rip-off of "the Cosby Show"; while "Will and Grace" is basically a homosexual version of "Friends," which itself was a Generation X rip-off of "Seinfeld."

It wouldn't even have to be a clean finish, just a finish that doesn't end in a DQ. A DQ in a PPV main event is just disrespecting the paying customer.