Smartly Pretty

I don't know if he has the worst team, but he does lead the draft in Houston Texans, and has a defensive line with three DE's. Somebody should compile trivia of our draft. Maybe after we find a winner.

So do you guys prefer tea or coffee? I used to drink coffee, but then I realized it really doesn't taste as good as tea. Except at certain diners. Diners are inexplicably the best coffee makers in the world.

Deadline is after the second game, right?

Oh, they also have Extenze infomercials. Those too.

ION broadcasts nothing but Rays games and church services.

1. Who will win the Hart Trophy? Jarome Iginla 2. Who will win the Vezina Trophy? Henrik Lundqvist 3. Who will win the Calder Trophy? Bobby Sanguinetti (I have no idea on this one, so I went with a homer pick, sue me. At least Lundqvist was logical and homerisitc) 4. Who will win the Art Ross Trophy? Ovechkin 5. Who will win the Richard Trophy? Ovechkin 6. What team had the best offseason? Tampa Bay 7. What team had the worst offseason? New Jersey (they signed Brian Rolston to a 4 year 20 million dollar deal. He's 35! He didn't even play well last season) 8. Which team will be the most improved over last year? Chicago 9. Which team will be the biggest disappointment? Detroit 10. What was the best offseason move? Huet to the Blackhawks 11. What was the worst offseason move? The aforementioned Rolston deal. 12. Who will make the playoffs that didn't last year? Tampa, Carolina, Chicago, Edmonton 13. Who will not make the playoffs that did last year? New Jersey, Ottawa, Nashville, Colorado, 14. Who would make your All-NHL first team? Ovechkin, Crosby, Iginla, Chara, Phaneuf, Lundqvist 15. Who will be the division winners? New York, Montreal, Washington, Chicago, Minnesota, Dallas 16. Eastern Conference Final: New York vs Montreal 17. Western Conference Final: Dallas vs Calgary 18. Stanley Cup Final (and winner): Montreal over Dallas 19. Who will win the Conn Smythe Trophy? Carey Price 20. Make one bold prediction. Detroit enters the playoffs as the 4th seed because Chicago wins the Central.

Gabe Gross. For no real reason. Also, wasn't "tell us how much your playoff team sucks" the folder subtitle at one point?

I've only watched this game for a couple plays cause the Met game is on, but it looks like Matt Forte is blocking really well in pass protection too.

Tonight, I made my own capo out of half of a clothes pin, a hair tie, and three rubber bands. I'm fairly impressed with myself.

I've been meaning to ask something like this on the forum, but for all sports, not just football. Anyone got anything?

Listen, guys, no, losing a no hitter has nothing to do with anyone jinxing anything, but stupid stuff like that is what makes baseball fun. Can we please keep that? A guy isn't going to lose a no hitter because his teammates talk to him in the dugout either, but you still don't do it.

We need a folder for fashion. I got an amazing jacket at Good Will today. I don't know when or where I'll ever get an opportunity to wear that, but oh man, I had to buy that.

Chris Simms, don't you think it's peculiar that you speak with a southern accent despite being born in Ridgewood, New Jersey (hometown pride!)?

Noah's profile says he's 38 years old. That's all I have to add to this. Although I would like to throw some advice his way, if you're looking to insult Milky, gay porn jokes probably aren't the way to go. Speaking of Milky, was that a video of that GG Allin character you're always raving about? It certainly was, uh, interesting.

I don't have a problem with the White Stripes cover. I like Isaac Hayes' the best though.

He has a facebook bumper sticker in his signature. He has a facebook bumper sticker in his signature.

The Brewers radio announce team is excellent. Maybe the best team I've heard this year.

I can't believe how bad Rutgers' new kicker is. Granted, on that second one the snap was bad, but neither of those were even close. It doesn't help that they can't seem to find the endzone with no real rushing game.

I don't understand why he changed his name to "Chad Ocho Cinco" instead of "Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco" or something. Either way, even if he were traded to someone with an established #85, he'd probably just buy it off them.

I feel good about the Mets in a series with the Brewers. The Mets score early more than anyone else in the league. Scoring early = more bullpen. The Brewers might have the only bullpen that can compete with the Mets' in terms of incompetency.

They had an episode where they featured the entire Virgins EP, so yeah, this show is awesome.

Which frozen team has the most players? What if we just filled out that roster.

she packed her little teddy totebag saved some tickets for herself picked out her favorite lucksmiths single took the Cher Doll off the shelf she grabbed her slumberland guitar case and her 14 iced bears ring took down her IFOJ poster and 'the band who would be king' and she said hey hey hey I'm taking 2nd to steal you know you won't meet barker's beauties unless you learn to spin the wheel and she said hey hey hey won't you listen to me well you can keep the punk rock ska rap beats and house fuck me i'm twee

I changed my mind; I'm with Cheech, Sabathia is the NL Cy Young.