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Oil goes down more than $3.00/barrel. Gas in my surrounding area went from $3.69 to $3.85/gallon.

Sorry, I was only skimming during commercials of the college games I was watching yesterday. I see that I even typed "Lena" instead of "Lita." I blame it on a lot of beer.

I request "Killed by a Corpse on the Grave" by Seal.

Keep in mind that I have no factual information to back this up, as this sort of thing would be hard to verify without a confession from Lita herself. She was a stripper before getting into wrestling, and a groupie for some bands that she followed. Rumor has her making her way through a band or three. Upon getting into wrestling, she was in OMEGA with the Hardys and others. Rumors had her with several members of the roster, some at the same time. It was also rumored that she would finger herself behind the cameraman while wrestlers tried to cut their promos. In ECW, it was rumored that just about everyone in the lockerroom got some action one, night...possibly in the ring. We all know the Edge thing in WWE. I may be mixing up some of the ECW and OMEGA bits, as it has been awhile since I read about them. Also, 100% of this could end up being bullshit, except for the Edge affair.

Is anyone else getting an audible message playing, "Congratulations! You've been selected to win a(n) _____________. All you have to do is click on the..."? There is no video anywhere. It will play with only one tab open, multiple tabs open, you name it. I only have one window open, with one singular tab, yet it plays every so often no matter what webpage I am on. The advertisement goes back and forth between two different items, and it always gets cut off before it is finished.

It's not what you think.

I don't even know why the host has to bother asking. The pictures are right fucking there! They weren't sure if it was her because the pictures were over 8 years old, but they didn't know that. That makes no sense at all. Also, Lena has a far more dubious past than the answer given here.

Wisconsin's offense has kicked it into high gear since my post, and they lead 17-14 heading into the half. Wisconsin is a superior team, so The Herd needs to play a nearly perfect half of football or take advantage of a turnover or two.

My beloved Thundering Herd is up 14-0 on Wisconsin at Camp Randall. They have shut down the run and dominated the game in almost every aspect so far. This team was expected to make a run at .500 ball this year, so I would like nothing more than a huge upset over a BigTen team on the road.

Who wins in a fight? Your old man or Jim Kelly? For variables, Kelly is drunk and your dad's just gotten sacked.

Who is blacker? Derrick Brooks or Chris Hovan?

I had no idea it was free, it just sounded like it was professionally written. I'm sure free stuff is fine.

Was it "Pretty Mary Sunshine" that he sang on that one episode of Scooby Doo? Or was that "Pretty Mary Sunlight?" Or was it "Merry?"

Shawn Michaels: It's noted that this injury could put Shawn on the shelf for 6 months IF he even came back at all. Shawn thought about retiring a few years ago due to his knee problems. It's assumed that he'll just take the time off for 6 months then get that itch to wrestle, but then again Michaels' has commented things aren't the same without Flair around. Key note, though: "We are also doing a lot of speculating about something that we really don't know all the information about at this exactly moment."

That doesn't sound summarized, and Venk noted that he wishes to not post verbatim from the pay sites. Just an FYI, LUNG.

I always got good presents for my birthday that were not school related. Also, my late August birthday allowed me to play in some baseball leagues due to my age, even though I was a grade higher than almost everyone else. That way, I played high school ball and senior league ball the same year, which allowed me more playing time and work to develop my game more. I hit .636 my last year of senior league baseball, and was a force in the outfield. A late August birthday helped me quite a bit. As for why there are so many August birthdays, my dad put it best: "When it was cold outside and snow was everywhere, what better way to keep warm and have something to do than to fuck?"

Watch it again. Batman and Gordon were definitely in on that together.

In response to the "playing it close to the chest lines," I thought it was pretty obvious. Batman kept telling Gordon they needed to know if they could trust Dent. The first part of the movie is Batman and Gordon slowly letting Dent into their war on crime. They only wanted pure people who would not leak info or be dirty. The irony of this is that Dent knows of corruption in Gordon's unit, which eventually bitews them in the ass and scars Dent and gets Rachel killed. That is why Dent goes on the revenge parade and targets Gordon at the end. As for the specific line about playing it close to the chest, it might not have been said to Dent by Gordon, but Gordon wouldn't let Dent know what was going on with the 5 banks or let him know some of the other things. It even took a while for him to get to meet with Batman. That is where Dent's line to Gordon comes into play later in the movie. Gordon and Batman had the plan that no one else knew about.

Yeah, but you're older than my dad.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I almost needed to wear dark sunglasses and headphones just to check out TSM this morning as I am hungover like no other.

Thanks, Kinetic.

Fun Fact: alkeiper is really 43.

I used to be Scott Keith.

I, for one, welcome our new hippocratic overlord.

I don't think that most posters that will be "Banned from the WWE Folder" will flood the rest of the board with posts. Most likely, they will remain in the other wrestling folders or stop posting. They won't develop a compulsion to maintain daily posting quotas and the need to post those in some folder at TSM.