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This sucks. Yesterday at a cookout, I related George's thoughts on the hotness of his women over the years: "Here's something you probably don't know about me...I have never fucked a ten. But one night, I fucked five twos!"

Maybe it's just me, but I think ESPN could have worded this headline better: NHRA's Kalitta dies in Funny Car crash

Kick ass forum, andre8798. Is that open for anyone to join?

She just looks like she has a chubby face, unless I missed a body shot of her. She went to high school in nearby Ashland, and from what I have heard, she was a pretty hpt girl before all the cosmetic surgeries.

I thought Toby was your first name.

Probably because it is pretty fuckin' hard to do.

Are you Brakkus' son?

Check Craigslist in your area. I just did a google search for "4:3 32" hdtv," and a Sony WEGA was in Fort Myers. Perhaps there would be one like that close to you?

Yeah, I'll hop in the car. Should be there in two days or so.

Matt is going to get ripped and make out with dudes.

No you don't. The best thing to do is try to get it right in the middle so you double your points with the skill shot. However, you can be below the middle and make it go around once. The higher you get on the bar, the longer the wheel is spinning, which means you aren't moving your guy along. It just takes up too much time. Shoot for the middle, and you will win.

If you have ever talked to anyone that owns a gas station/convenience store, you will find that they typically net 3 cents or less off of every gallon of gas. They make their money with the stuff inside. The gas is the lure to get them into their store. Stations that have garages make their money on the services, and the gas is a way to "advertise" their garage. When a station has to buy gas at increasing prices, it can seriously effect the capital, and they typically raise prices on merchandise in the store. If the prices go too high and people stop buying the products, they are fucked.

With your surname, being xxx, it's no wonder they haven't researched it. You shouldn't have been surprised.

Surely there will be a strip club or tavern around there. Tell women that you meet that you are in the import/export business.

No one is watching the surname "Livingood."

"OH NO! THIS GUY STOLE MY CHAINSAW, AND NOW HE'S USING IT ON ME!"

I pictured him as more of a Bastion Booger.

I bet Venkman is the guy she is texting. He sure did want to change the subject really quick!

Why, that sounds more like "News You Can Barely Use!"

Batista might be coming over to Raw with the draft. I am sure some of these people will not be on the same show, but I don't think they would split everyone up. Triple H and HBK will definitely be on Raw, and you would have to figure that they wouldn't have Jericho take Shawn out and then immediately split them up. Flair and Vince can be on whatever shows they want. That is the core of this group. It doesn't matter if Cena goes to Smackdown, becuase he is involved soley because he is feuding with Triple H at the moment. If Cade goes somewhere else, they can just throw someone else in that role.

This guy on YouTube has cracked a major new story. He has excellent proof to back up his claims, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3v9qBgazxw...feature=related

Yes, I didn't hear that until after I posted. I came in from a walk and heard the tail end of the report. That makes it even more impressive.

Breaking News: Tiger is going to have reconstructive ACL surgery and is out for the season. That adds a little something to his US Open win for me.

I realize that. I didn't take it to mean that you were comparing Little League to professional leagues. I thought you were comparing Little League to another Little League.