Those were great presents and I stand by them. Everytime I tell a girl about those gifts, they think it's a great idea. Most girls would rather have something that is from the "heart" than a fuckin necklace. How lame can you be? Granted, there are those superficial girls who love that stuff. But most of them like that corny shit.
Think of something original you gits.
Those kinds of gifts are fine... when you're 14.
Also - you're not from the UK, douchebag. So, stop saying git(s).
Alright, give your girl something dull.
And I'll use any UK slang I want.