Obi Chris Kenobi

Is this what has become of Hanson? Also, those are straaaaaaaange looking arms.

Jose Antonio Reyes linked with Newcastle today, I'm not sure how or why, but he has been. Maybe he couldn't find it on a map or something. Ah that seems more like it, Monaco though?

OK, I can't resist, I'm going to take one of Ron's dropped draft picks... maybe two. Here's a lowdown of my bench so far: FWD: Kevin Keegan MID: Deco I'm going to add: Kaka' Only in name... He was the recipient of both the Ballon d'Or and FIFA World Player of the Year awards in 2007, and was named in the 2008 Time 100. Not even Jonathon Pearce's shitty commentary can spoil this video. and to 'sow' up the Defense or maybe score a 25 yard chip... Phillip Albert Porno 'tasche Geordie Folk Legend Fun fact: Albert used to play up front before being turned into a defender, now owns a sausage factory in Belgium and no longer owns his Porno 'tasche. Was probably more comfortable attacking then he was defending, but that's not to say he was bad. Daglish sold him, and probably at the right time, as Albert's legs had gone by that point and was too slow for the evolving pace of the Premiership. Some of Albert's goals... sorry they don't have a highlight reel for him. There's no less then 8 players on offer in this draft over all in the first video being shown. Alan Shearer Peter Beardsley David Ginola Philip Albert David Beckham Peter Schmichael Dennis Irwin Gary Palister and probably more...

No way, its the Emotaurs you want to look out for, the depressed self loathing brother of the Minotaur. Part Bull part Emo. Sit in their room all day with tight shitty jeans on listening to questionable music and wear eye liner. Now if I only had the photoshop skills to show that.

Waterboarders are a potential hazard I'll have to try and over come.

Apply to jobs I have no right or qualifications to apply for, with dead pan/satire/tongue in cheek based cover letters detailing why I should be given the chance over someone, say, who should actually be given a chance. When the rejection letters come flooding back, I will scan them, and add them to my collection, and base my comedy routine from the replies and me endeavors to get a job I’m not qualified for without lying about my credentials or grades. I will start off small and aim high, I will not be limited to a single language, or a single country. Boarders and water will not stop me from sending letters around the world to find the ULTIMATE JOB I AM UNDER QUALIFIED FOR! This all came about after seeing a mundane by the book advert looking for a Biomedical Technician in the local free newspaper, so I thought, hey why not. Some pointers. I’m already employed, I have a job, I do have ‘skills’ but no trade skills. I am a man of retail and voice. I’m not stupid, I have good grades, but never took it further then A levels due to laziness and too much computer games. If things pick up in pace, I might make a website with all the rejection letters, for now, I’m building my collection up to base my material around. I'll keep this thread, and my blog updated with my endeavors. Currently out in circulation: Application for Biomedical Technician - you know, curing cancer and stuff like that.

More incentive to win! I'm happy with any team really, part of Dynasty is building it up - but I'd like the Browns.

No, don't fall for it, you'll only make him stronger! (Somewhere over in TNA Land Russo grows stronger, a slight 'ding' can be heard as he levels up)

Cookie Monster it is then. I mean, the big blue guy has to be looking for work after being cut from Street right? THE MONSTER COMES TO TNA! I'd buy the PPVs for that! Cookie Monster... CM... CM Crunk!

I will never tell you the secrets of my obvious success, Venkman, never! But I'm off to watch me some Brak Show. Do dodo do. do dododo do do dodo dodo...

Is that a picture of Brak dancing?

omg, its not even a girl!

Chris Waddle adds another guy to the North-East tally, so does Steve Bruce - hmm, for a 'crappy' are up North that has pigeons, wippets, coal mines and all the other stereotypes, we do produce a lot of 'classy' footballers to be fair.

Please not as Burger King, please not as Burger King, please not as Burger King...

Internet sarcasm failed on me again, dammit!

As I said before putting out can take you places I could careless about Sparkplug either WWE should've cut bait years ago Seriously, I'm going to find out which North American knob face butchered this saying and kick the shit out of them till I COULDN'T CARE LESS

DouBle Post aNtics!

The logo should induce either vomiting or seizures.

All the boys you had a crush on noticed you were gone.

That's some major up hauling, looking forward to it!

Well, like Andrew said, E3 is suppose to showcase what you have to offer to the 'in crowd' of E3, journalists and the nerds (us) who watch it. What have the announced that, say, would get you, for example, a multi format games magazine writer excited about? Is there anything there you'd tell your friends about and create excitement for the Wii? No. Now imagine that from the point of view of the die hard fans, who want titles they know, at the least HOPE are coming out. No news. Its on par and beyond the Bungie Announcement being canceled. Its as if the Bungie Announcement was canceled several times over, on every hope you had of a good game coming out for the Wii that was novelty based. You know there's something there, you know there's ideas there, you know, you just hope that they'll have them coming out - yet, no hints, no references, no secret smiles. So what is coming out in the next 6 months that will help sustain the Wii's unbelievable growth since launch? The surfboard game?

That's ok, just build on it, or I'll be calling... I know where you live, Houston can't be that big of a place to find a Browns fan... I'M ON TO YOU!

10. I'm in. Sorry, Chriswok. No worries just do the Browns proud dammit! Put me on injured reserve in case there's still something free at the end, please.

Bugger - guess not.