Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Hey guys, I'm pretty much sitting here, looking over the board. It's 1:30AM in the Bronx and with the same shit on TV all the time (and thats WITH ******* cable), I'm pretty much stuck with not much else to do. Back when I used to post at a place named WrestlingTalks (RIP), I came up with a "gimmick" of sorts, where I ask for questions from all of you and I answer them. The only catch was that they had to be about me. I figured the ego-fest would bomb, but it actually caught on. I was going to do it here, but then Kinetic did his "Ask Kinetic" and I didn't want to seem like a carbon copy of it, but I'm f'n bored. The rules: 1. Ask me anything. The only info I won't divulge about myself are vitals (home addy, phone, etc). 2. MUST be about me , thus guaranteeing this will fail. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 11, 2002 why haven't YOU sent me feeback on my stuff yet...I have a better draft in the Smark Krew folder Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Under what circumstances would you kill a man? Also, how would you dispose of the body? What's your favorite Christmas song? I heard "Charlie Brown Christmas" the other day, and man...my heart is still broken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 11, 2002 oh...and if you could do anything at all...anything...and then right after you did it you died...what would you do? EDIT: and yes...Charlie Brown Christmas is the greatest! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted July 11, 2002 If you were to be gratned THREE wishes, what would they be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Well, after reading your second draft, I'd have to say that you've got good writing, but something isn't right about it. The second half seems to fall apart, as your God references start to get so obscure that I started to lose track as to what you were talking about. Religion and wrestling don't mix, never have, probably never will. If I were to write a column to showcase my talent, I'd go in another direction. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted July 11, 2002 what is the most disgusting thing you ever did in your life? what about most embarrasing? --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 11, 2002 thank you for being honest... EDIT: ...I really wanted to try and do something different... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Under what circumstances would you kill a man? Also, how would you dispose of the body? What's your favorite Christmas song? I heard "Charlie Brown Christmas" the other day, and man...my heart is still broken. I would kill a man if he tried to 1. Kill me. 2. Kill a member of my family 3. Bomb a public place. As messy as it is, I've always dreamt that I'm going to be killed with a gunshot to the back of the head, so I'd probably go that route. How to dispose of the body? Dahmer style. My favorite Christmas song...I'd have to go with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I'm such a mark for that. I have some Xmas mp3's on my comp that I listen to occasionally, as Xmas is my favorite time of the year. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 oh...and if you could do anything at all...anything...and then right after you did it you died...what would you do? EDIT: and yes...Charlie Brown Christmas is the greatest! I'd have to say marry Jennifer Love Hewitt and die after the honeymoon. I'd be in heaven, so I wouldn't care. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 If you were to be gratned THREE wishes, what would they be? 1. To grow f'n taller. 2. To have a ton of dough. 3. To have 100 more wishes. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 11, 2002 I was expecting Steph in a couple of those wishes/dreams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted July 11, 2002 I got no sold --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 what is the most disgusting thing you ever did in your life? what about most embarrasing? --Rob Most digusting thing....damn, there's a lot. I'd have to go with pulling a tampon out of a girl's cooch with my teeth, cuz I'm a FREAK. I didn't get any lovesauce in my mouth, thank you very much. The most embarrassing involves hotdogs, thats all I'm going to say. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted July 11, 2002 How to dispose of the body? Dahmer style. Good god! I'd rather get caught than resort to cannibalism. When I finally get around to murdering M Nyland, I'm going to take a stab at burning his remains. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 thank you for being honest... EDIT: ...I really wanted to try and do something different... No problem, trying to be different is what we've been trying to do for the site. If we've acheived that is up to you, the reader. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted July 11, 2002 ah that's not that bad, my friend likes to eat chicks on the rag. WE call him mr. red mohawk --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 How to dispose of the body? Dahmer style. Good god! I'd rather get caught than resort to cannibalism. When I finally get around to murdering M Nyland, I'm going to take a stab at burning his remains. Well, if the guy's like 300 pounds, then I probably wouldn't want to eat him, but thats the way to go to get rid of evidence. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Dames, what does masturbation mean to you? If you had to pick one country to invade, which would you pick and why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 ah that's not that bad, my friend likes to eat chicks on the rag. WE call him mr. red mohawk --Rob I'd like to earn my redwings, but no one's ever allowed me to try. Just something I'd probably only try once though... Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted July 11, 2002 boxers or briefs? paper or plastic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted July 11, 2002 How ugly was the ugliest chick you ever banged? (sorry you said anything) How does it feel to like the yankees, a team that buys championships instead of building from the farm system like they did in the beginning of the dynasty? --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 Dames, what does masturbation mean to you? If you had to pick one country to invade, which would you pick and why? Masturbation means a hell of a lot to me. It's what ya do when ya ain't getting any. I've been accused of being a chronic masturbater, although there isn't any proof, aside from a few shady testimonials. If I had to invade a country, it would be Canada. Canada is a cool country, regardless of what anyone says, and its so much like the US already that it would simply be a Borg-like assimilation deal instead of a full blown invasion. That would make 2/3's of North America, you know...America. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 boxers or briefs? paper or plastic? Boxer Briefs. As a young child, I was stuck with tighty whiteys until I grew out of it...pretty late actually. Got to go with plastic, nothing says durable like an Ozone-killer. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 11, 2002 damn....I get NO love around here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 How ugly was the ugliest chick you ever banged? (sorry you said anything) How does it feel to like the yankees, a team that buys championships instead of building from the farm system like they did in the beginning of the dynasty? --Rob I was ready to answer that question with "She resembled a Wolly Mammoth", but then I realized she only went down on me. The ugliest chick that I ever banged...well, she's not really ugly, but it was the third girl I was with. She had these freaky blue contacts that didn't go with her face at all and by the third time we had sex, I told her to take them out cuz I couldn't stand looking at them. It freaked me out. As for my Yankees, being a VERY proud native of The Bronx, I was a Yankee fan back in the '80's when we SUCKED. My favorite player of all time is STILL Don Mattingly and I'm not going to stop liking the Yankees simply because we're taking advantage of the stupid rules that MLB has set. Derek Jeter was part of our farm system and he's being paid accordingly. As for everyone else, you wouldn't bitch if you guys had the money. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted July 11, 2002 I hate those things man, I definitnly know what yor talking about. BTW good thing you didn;t include head, my opinion is head is head, no matter how ugly the chick, it's just service, if you take it to the next level, then you get no respect --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 11, 2002 I hate those things man, I definitnly know what yor talking about. BTW good thing you didn;t include head, my opinion is head is head, no matter how ugly the chick, it's just service, if you take it to the next level, then you get no respect --Rob Well, the Wolly Mammoth girl was my first blowjob and I'll be damned if I'm going let a little....no wait, a big weight problem stop me from enjoying it. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 11, 2002 why do you think everyone wants to kill me? or if that isn't a good question... What would you do for a Klondike bar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RobJohnstone Report post Posted July 11, 2002 dames, how many licks does it take you to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Also what about them yankees? --Rob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
