Guest Kingpk Report post Posted July 12, 2002 1. She can't untie you if she doesn't know you're tied up. I can just place you somewhere where she can't see ya. 2. You might not keep your eyes open, but her moans of ecstacy will still cripple your heart. 1) After you die, I'll yell really loud. 2) I can just imagine it's me causing her pleasure. Then, after you die, she's all mine. B) Damn I'm good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Dames, My ex and I are arguing over the salad forks. She says they go on the left, I say it doesn't matter because it's a freaking fork and all the food's going to the same place. So my question is... Who's winning the Super Bowl? I'm not a real big football fan, so I can't say. I will say this....salad fork goes on the left, fork you. Dames Asshole! Anyways, another question. Anyway, we all know about your tit fetish, but which woman would you say has the best legs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Ok, 3. Where are you from? 4. Can you dance'quicker than a hiccup'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 1) After you die, I'll yell really loud. 2) I can just imagine it's me causing her pleasure. Then, after you die, she's all mine. B) Damn I'm good. 1. She'll probably be too traumatized by my death to touch you for a while. 2. After I die, I'd be in heaven.....and since I do care about her, I know she needs love too, so you can keep her happy after I'm gone, although it would always be subpar. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Anyway, we all know about your tit fetish, but which woman would you say has the best legs? Hmm.....well, I'm going to have to say Stacy by default because I can't think of anyone else with killer legs & thats it. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Ok, 3. Where are you from? 4. Can you dance'quicker than a hiccup'. I'm from the Bronx. I can dance pretty fast when I'm busting out the old school running man. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted July 12, 2002 What will you do when you have your ego squashed? 1. Take it like a man? 2. Cry like a baby? 3. Offer to eat out their ass to prove you are just that damn good? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted July 12, 2002 1) After you die, I'll yell really loud. 2) I can just imagine it's me causing her pleasure. Then, after you die, she's all mine. B) Damn I'm good. 1. She'll probably be too traumatized by my death to touch you for a while. 2. After I die, I'd be in heaven.....and since I do care about her, I know she needs love too, so you can keep her happy after I'm gone, although it would always be subpar. Dames Ah, but she'll be so shocked by your death and the loneliness that she'll be greatly relieved when she hears my voice and I'll console her when she unties me. That night I'll toss your body off the first bridge I can find, of course. Subpar? Tell me he did not just go there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 What will you do when you have your ego squashed? 1. Take it like a man? 2. Cry like a baby? 3. Offer to eat out their ass to prove you are just that damn good? I'll probably cry. You can't let go of the fact that I've eaten ass....can you? It's really not that bad! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Ah, but she'll be so shocked by your death and the loneliness that she'll be greatly relieved when she hears my voice and I'll console her when she unties me. That night I'll toss your body off the first bridge I can find, of course. Subpar? Tell me he did not just go there! Well, keep her happy for me...but remember, she'll always LOVE me! At least give me a proper burial. Do it for her.... Oh, I did go there! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 12, 2002 You can't let go of the fact that I've eaten ass....can you? It's really not that bad! You put your mouth in where shit comes out...sounds pretty bad (wasnt a question) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted July 12, 2002 What will you do when you have your ego squashed? 1. Take it like a man? 2. Cry like a baby? 3. Offer to eat out their ass to prove you are just that damn good? I'll probably cry. You can't let go of the fact that I've eaten ass....can you? It's really not that bad! Dames I never said its bad... I've done it here and there... you just seem to like it... a lot. Here's another one for you: Have you ever introduced a food substance (ie, chocolate syrup or honey?) This should go in porn but what the hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 I never said its bad... I've done it here and there... you just seem to like it... a lot. Here's another one for you: Have you ever introduced a food substance (ie, chocolate syrup or honey?) This should go in porn but what the hell. I like it.....I wouldn't say that its something I like doing compared to other things. Food.....yes. Chocolate syrup has been used many times. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 12, 2002 what kind of vehicle would you use to win the Daytona 500...or if not a vehicle...you could ride on someone's back...run it...walk it....do handsprings...whatever... WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted July 12, 2002 He'd probably eat Jeff Gordon's ass for a ride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 12, 2002 that is really disgusting.....and he can't eat it if it's getting fucked...I don't think Personally...I would use roller skates, or the Mystery Machine or an ambulance...just flip the lights on and watch everyone pull over Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 what kind of vehicle would you use to win the Daytona 500...or if not a vehicle...you could ride on someone's back...run it...walk it....do handsprings...whatever... WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?? I'd have Jennifer Love Hewitt in a wheelbarrow position and walk the 500 that way....very slowly. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted July 12, 2002 He could lick it while its being fucked. ANYTHING is possible when it comes to Dames. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 He'd probably eat Jeff Gordon's ass for a ride. Not really into Nascar..... Is he cute? Dames *Yes, that is a joke people* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 ANYTHING is possible when it comes to Dames. This is true. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Must think of reply that continues the ass eating topic.... How many licks would it take to get to the center of JLH's ass? Answer that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Must think of reply that continues the ass eating topic.... How many licks would it take to get to the center of JLH's ass? Answer that! As many as it would take....I'm persistent! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Goddamnit... you sick little bastard. I know.. you have these asses infront of you: JLH Random Guy Would you be able to tell whose ass you are eating in a blind taste contest? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 Yes, I'm sure that JLH doesn't have a hairy ass, so the minute I feel the fuzz on my face, I'm done. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted July 12, 2002 How did you end up eating ass? Were you asked to do it or did you take the initiative? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 How did you end up eating ass? Were you asked to do it or did you take the initiative? I initiated it. My ex had her period and dammit, I was horny. She won't allow me to have sex with her because of her period and I wasn't about to go down on her then, so I decided to try something new. She was extremely hesistant and it took her many months to admit to me that she did enjoy it. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted July 12, 2002 All of a sudden a picture of Dames eating ass with red sauce popped in my head.. You are a sick... sick man. Couldn't have just asked her to give you a BJ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted July 12, 2002 You are a bolder man than I am. Is that why you got so pissed off when someone named themselves the Dames Licks Ass? It's true in way. What did that person that made you edit the post? I looked at the thread after the person had been banned and laughed my ass off. I probably wouldn't have found it as funny had I read the original comments, but I laughed my ass off when you banned him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 12, 2002 All of a sudden a picture of Dames eating ass with red sauce popped in my head.. You are a sick... sick man. Couldn't have just asked her to give you a BJ? She was really tired...she wanted to lay down. I figured hey....might as well. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted July 12, 2002 I understand... just... you know...ugh... earning your red wings though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
