Ever Have a Weird Dream?

[Guest COCOPUFFS]

as a matter of fact i had a weird ass dream today and oddly enough i had the same dream a couple days ago it was just a little bit diffrent.

 

it goes something like this. im up in this tree house and i sense a school bus coming down the road and somebody is in the tree house with me and i ask them if thats it or something like that and then they shake their head.

 

well it turns out as the school bus gets closer it trys to kill us and i jump out of the tree house and start running and tripping all over stuff and people are watching me. wile i keep running and running no matter how much i run the bus is not that far behind me. its like i cant escape it. i cant remember much else about this dream but i had the same damn dream just a couple days ago it was just slightly diffrent. odd

 

i also had a dream a long time ago where i was in a prison or something and i killed somebody. weird shit

[Guest Flyboy]

Also, I use to occasionally suffer from sleep paralysis. That is, waking up but not being able to move at all, and you are essentially paralised. When I do still occassionally get it, I can't work out whether it's the real deal, or I'm just dreaming it.

I get that sometimes.

 

There are times that I wake up... but I can't move. Can't scream.. can't talk... it's fucking scary. It happens a lot when I go to sleep in the afternoon because I wake up and then I get paralysized. So, I'm spending about the next hour trying not to fall asleep but I usually do anyway and the same thing happens.

 

It scares the hell out of me.

[Guest B-X]

I hate it when I wake up in the middle of the night, and my fucking arm is dead, because I laid on it and cut off ALL the blood. It just fucking hangs there, like a useless noodle, until you feel that harsh tingling.

 

Hate that.

[Guest the pinjockey]

I hate that feeling for about three seconds til I realize what is going on then I just swing it around like dead weight. It amuses me for some reason.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Dead arm syndrome is no fun at all. I always use one of my arms as a pillow though, so I'm pretty much used to the faint numbness when I wake up.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Same here. I think that I may have done some nerve damage somehow, though. When it's cold outside, I start losing feeling in my thumbs *very* quickly.

 

It takes a long time to get the feeling back, but like Pinjockey said, it is fun to swing around.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I hate it when I wake up in the middle of the night, and my fucking arm is dead, because I laid on it and cut off ALL the blood. It just fucking hangs there, like a useless noodle, until you feel that harsh tingling.

 

Hate that.

One time, I must have been lying on both my arms, and my alarm went off. I couldn't really lift either arm, so I kinda swung 1 at the alarm clock, knocking it to the floor, until I got feeling back to turn off the alarm. Probably took ~20 seconds from the time the alarm went off to when I was able to turn it off.

[Guest NYCTA Bus No. PA1767]

Dude, the sleep paralysis thing is THE WORST DREAM EVER!!!!!

 

Once, I became paralyzed in my sleep and a choir started singing about God opening the earth and my bed opened up and a hole was below me, yet I didn't fall in. There was an intense vaccuum though and the surroundings began to stretch. After a while it stopped and a giant clown head, with the most devilish grin ever was floating over me and then out of nowhere...

 

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

 

As he faded into the red curtains. I was finally released.

 

Another scary paralyzing dream was when I had become paralyzed at this house where I had frequent nightmares. Well, this time the household objects came to life and started destroying everything. I believe the phone tried to shock and strangle me. That dream was so traumatic that I don't even know if it was a dream or not to this day.

 

Once though, I had a good paralyzing dream. It started off normally and I was like, "Oh shit, here we go...." Then I started floating around over midtown and my deceased friend Shamika was there as a giant and I thought she would eat me. I was like, "Shamika would never eat me, she said I was her special friend." Which she had when she was alive. Anyway, I ended up back in my room and I could see the surroundings and I heard and heard Darnell Jones' "Where I Wanna Be" playing the background. Then a void of lightning and stars opened. It was reddish. I heard Shamika say, "Stay with me, stay with me. Come with me." I said, "I'm coming, don't leave me Shamika." I could literally feel her presence at my bedside, I could feel her breath on my neck. It was cold. I was not facing the A/C and it was not on. Eventually it all disspated and I regained myself. I was not scared. I was refreshed. I was happy. I had prayed for a long time to contact here, and there it was.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Oh Jesus, this isn't... ummm... when was this bumped? Pay no attention to the first page. Please?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

A few years ago, a couple of my friends got this dump of an apartment that eventually became a flophouse that we all basically lived in for a week or two at some point. There was always all kinds of weird vibes people got from the place, and doors would swing open for no reason, shit like that. I'm not one for ghosts and restless spirits, so it never really bothered me until myself and two other friends all had the exact same dream at different times, all when sleeping on this one couch. It wasn't anything really strange, as far as the dream went, but the fact that the three of us all dreamed of a bombed out parking garage with water leaking in from somewhere was pretty strange.

[KGB 0]

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[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Too bad Ed doesn't post here anymore.

 

And I had sleep paralysis once. It ranks very high on my list of Things I Never Want to Happen Again.

[Guest wildpegasus]

I'm the king of weird dreams. It's just so hard to remember and descrobe them afterwards because they're so imaginative.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

I had sleep paralysis once; that sucked major balls.

 

Of course, it was made worse by the fact I was having one of those dreams within a dream. I dreamt I was lying in bed (fancy that) and there was some sort of hideous monster outside my room. I dunno what it was, but it was there. So then I "woke" up. Relieved that I was now no longer dreaming, I rolled onto my back only to find that said hideous monster was now standing at the foot of my bed, and I became paralyzed.

 

I then really woke up, in the same position I dreamt I woke up in, and I didn't move a muscle for 10 minutes; not because I was still paralyzed, but because I honestly didn't know if I was really awake, or if I was still in a dream. And if I had rolled onto my back to discover I was still dreaming, I think I would have dropped dead right there; I was just that terrified at the time. It was really fucked up, especially since my room looked totally normal in my dreams. That never happens - any place I dream about is totally fucked. Like, I'll dream I'm walking around my elementary school, and I'll walk into a classroom and suddenly I'm in my cousin's house, you know?

[The Niggardly King 0]

I had a dream a few years ago that there were hundreds of Michael Douglases, looking like his character from Falling Down walking down my street in two lines. Then somehow meat cleavers appear in their hands, and they start chopping up every black person in sight.

[Eclipse 0]

I had a weird dream...it was stupid though.

 

I was filming an interview segment for this wrestling promotion I work at. During the segment, OUT OF NOWHERE, all I hear is "That's not how I would do it....THE CON WAY....Rob Conway appears, and interrupts the segment. I burst into laughter, and then I wake up laughing...

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

I had a incestual dream once. This bothered me.

[Guest FromBeyondTheGrave]

Because it was just a dream?

[Jericholic82 0]

I remember most of my dreams when I wake up in the middle of the night and then fall back to sleep, right into a dream. sometimes I'm laying there and can feel my body drifting off to sleep, sometimes it feels like my bed is moving and starts to race forward and when it stops, im in a dream.

I can usually tell I am dreaming cuz I also dream things like my room or house looking a bit different or weird.

 

 

My favorite funny dream wasnt even mine, it was my sisters. She once dreamt she was at our old high school and my dad pulled up to pick her up.....in a COUCH CAR, thats right our living room couch with wheels on it. She sat down and was scared cuz there were no seat belts.

 

She also once dreamt that her friend was walking with some guy and her friend picked bugs out of the guys head and ate them, yknow like monkeys do?

 

 

I have had a ton of wrestling related dreams.

 

plenty of celebrity dreams.

 

Once I went to Las Vegas and saw the show at Excalibur Hotel that's like a ripoff of Medieval Times. Then I dreamt that I was somewhere and opened a door and I was on the floor as the knights battle. Realizing I was dreaming, I was all like "f*ck this" and pushed the wall and it opened like a door.

 

Thats another weird thign. Since then in dreams if I want to escape or get away from soemthing I will push the wall like its a door after drawing a knob with my hand (like in Beetlejuice) , and it pretty much always works. Weird

 

 

Most of my dreams are non-sensical and secens tend to shift as well as locations, like going into the bathroom and it turns into my uncles house or something like that.

 

Plus lately I keep dreaming about high school. I guess it was on my mind since it was recently the 5 year anniversary of my graduation and I was feeling sad at time passing so fast.

 

My favorite wrestling dream was probably the weirdest one. I was wrestling Dusty Rhodes at a WCW PPV (this was back in like 96). I guess I was supposed to be the heel. Dusty slammed me and jumped off the top and splashed me, but I felt alright but he pinned me. I got up and tried to shake his hand, but he got mad cuz I was the bad guy and left.

 

 

Around that time after the Hogan heel turn, I dreamt I was at that PPV and tried to run to the ring and warn Sting that Hogan was coming to turn on them. But he wouldn't listen cuz well of course Sting is a moron and always trusts everyone. Really dumb.

 

 

or maybe the strangest one was when I came home and RAW was taking place live in front of my house in the complexe's huge driveway area. King and JR were doing commentary on my front steps. I went inside cuz I had to pee but then I woke up

 

I hate scary dreams.

[Silence 0]

My favorite wrestlign dream was probably the weirdest one. I was wrestling Dusty Rhodes at a WCW PPV (this was back in like 96).  I guess I was supposed to be the heel.  Dusty slammed me and jumped off the top and splashed me, but I felt alright but he pinned me.  I got up and tried to shake his hand, but he got mad cuz I was the bad guy and left.

 

 

Around that time after the Hogan heel turn, I dreamt I was at that PPV and tried to run to the ring and warn Sting that Hogan was coming to turn on them. But he wouldn't listen cuz well of course Sting is a moron and always trust everyone. Really dumb.

 

 

or maybe the strangest one was when I came home and RAW was taking place live in front of my house in the complexes huge driveway area.  King and JR were doing commentary on my front steps.  I went inside cuz I had to pee but then I woke up 

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For some reason, I ended up laughing my ass off at those dreams you posted about, in a good way, of course.

 

I've had weird dreams in the past, but I can't remember them right now.

[Anorak 0]

I had a horror movie type dream the other day involving a bunch of Batman baddies. Catwoman and The Joker were definately there but that's just about all I can recall.

[CBright7831 0]

Yesterday morning, I had a dream I was in the bathtub with a girl, and I told her I was going to get out. I get ready to stand up when someone walks in with a shotgun pushes me onto my ass back in the water, says something, and shoots me. He shoots the girl. Turns back to me and starts shooting me in the head. In an act of defiance, I start to look up as he is unloading on me, and then I woke up.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Last night I had a dream that I was a professional wrestler and had a match again Ric Flair in an old fed he was in called "Homecoming". Homecoming liked to keep things stiff.. and it was real. Alot more like Mixed Martial arts than professional wrestling.

 

So I went into the match thinking we'd be calling it, and Flair was really punching me. So I got him down and elbowed him in the face, then choked him out.

 

I bragged to all my friends after that I had beaten Ric Flair.

[Carnival 0]

One time I had a dream I was playing One-on-One Football against Chris Jericho, but the ball was a giant taco, I just remember being mad at him for punting so many times, I thought he was going to break the taco shell when he kicked it.

[Guest The King]

[TheFranchise 0]

One time I had a dream I was playing One-on-One Football against Chris Jericho, but the ball was a giant taco, I just remember being mad at him for punting so many times, I thought he was going to break the taco shell when he kicked it.

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Now even YOU are holding down Jericho.

[Jericholic82 0]

Taco football with Jericho? Thats classic!

[Vern Gagne 0]

Uncle Phil came to my parents house. I kicked him out. Urkel than show's up knocks over Uncle Phil with his car, and than chases him down the street, Uncle Phil is than hit by a car.

[Carnival 0]

As many times as he kicked that thing and it bounced around on the field, the meat/lettuce and stuff didn't fall out of it. The taco was the size of a full grown dog. Like german shepard size.

[BruiserKC 0]

The other night I'm up with my son who had a little bit of the stomach flu...I flipped on just whatever the hell was on out of boredom and ran into re-runs of the old Degrassi Junior High from the late 80s, lol. They were responsible for the dream I had last night.

 

I have just showed up at Degrassi with my friends from high school and Dwayne (the bully who made Joey's life miserable) decides he wants to start a fight with me...I slap him upside his head and as he looks like he's going to hit me my friends stand right next to me and I say, "Partner, you fight me, you fight all of us." But, he challenges me to a fight the next day after school.

 

Come fight time at the park I show up with Tyrone (black kid who was one mean SOB but a great guy once you got to know him) and Mike (he was about 6'5", 400 pounds). They stand next to Dwayne's two cronies to make sure they don't get involved.

 

The fight starts by me trying to kick Dwayne but he catches the foot...I suddenly nail him with an enziguri kick to the back of his head and down he goes. I had already planned my strategy that if I got him down I was going to try to finish it in a hurry. I immediately leap on him and slap on a judo chokehold (I am a judo black belt IRL) and I suddenly start screaming, "TAP OUT! GOD DAMN YOU YOU PUNK BITCH TAP OUT!" One of Dwayne's cronies decides to get brave and starts toward me only for Tyrone to drop him with one punch. The other one heads for Tyrone only for my friend Mike to grab him with one hand by the scruff of his neck and throw him the opposite way like a rag doll.

 

I'm finally about to give up on getting Dwayne to tap and just choke him out but suddenly he hits the ground three times to tap out. I break the hold and get high fives from my friends. Suddenly, Joey, Wheels, and Snake start the crowd up in a chant of "YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT!" and the whole crowd of students is doing it EC Dub style,