Ever Have a Weird Dream?

[Angle-plex 0]

Last night I dreamed that all of my top teeth fell out, and nobody would be my friend because of it.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I flipped on just whatever the hell was on out of boredom and ran into re-runs of the old Degrassi Junior High from the late 80s, lol.  They were responsible for the dream I had last night.

Dude, where'd you find them? The N? I thought they only showed Next Generation. I've been looking for Junior High episodes for years.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I had a dream a few years ago that there were hundreds of Michael Douglases, looking like his character from Falling Down walking down my street in two lines. Then somehow meat cleavers appear in their hands, and they start chopping up every black person in sight.

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Really people this is a quality dream.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

The girl had the following two nights ago: Her, myself, and her friend Christy (skinny tough little hillbilly chick), were at some amusement park, on like a demon drop sort of rollercoaster ride with a Brady Bunch theme, and the Brady kids were all there as a part of it somehow. Everyone was dressed in bright rainbow colors, and when the ride started, Christy and I started attacking the Brady kids with assault rifles. Bobby and Cyndi were screaming as the elder kids got cut down. She woke up at the moment of their mindless execution.

 

Near as I can figure, she subconsciously wants a threesome.

[King Kamala 0]

I had a dream last night, that CC Deville (The lead guitarist for Poison) was a first baseman for the Kansas City Royals and a bunch of sportwriters on TV were talking about how overpaid he was.

[BruiserKC 0]

I flipped on just whatever the hell was on out of boredom and ran into re-runs of the old Degrassi Junior High from the late 80s, lol.  They were responsible for the dream I had last night.

Dude, where'd you find them? The N? I thought they only showed Next Generation. I've been looking for Junior High episodes for years.

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Sunday through Thursday nights starting at like midnight Eastern they're running the old-school reruns in blocks...plus I guess they show old Degrassi High ones on Friday and Saturday nights right after the new episode of Degrassi TNG.

[Carnival 0]

Degrassi TNG rules all.

[KGB 0]

Twice in the past week, I've taken a piss for a very excessive amount of time (maybe 10-20 minutes) in my dream. Then not long after, I'd wake up and freak out because I'm convinced that I pissed myself really badly but thankfully, I am dry. It really felt like I was taking a piss though. Each time after I woke up, though, my bladder felt like it was ready to burst.

 

I apologize for bumping this old, old thread yet again but I was wondering if this has happened to anyone else.

[Robert 0]

I had a dream that I was in the attic of a grocery store, and there were bears in there. They won't killing people, just shopping like regular people. Except, I was stuck in the attic with Stephen Colbert.

 

One of the most idiotic ones, was that I was a sock. Wasn't doing anything, I was just laying there as a sock.

[KGB 0]

I legitimately had a dream where RobJohnstone said something to the effect of "Screw you guys" and left. He somehow got the red lettered name, and everything.

 

Then mysteriously a lot of people also left because they were sorry he left.

 

I think it has to do with my remorse about people being banned, especially someone who did me no wrong like Alina. I just don't like to see people leave.

 

Although I still get to say I've dreamed about RobJohnstone leaving the smarksboard

 

And... that I've dreamt about the smarksboard.

 

Weird.

 

Also,

I laugh my ass off at this every time I read it. Awesome!

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I had one between New Year's Eve and New Year's Day...Vince McMahon fired me off camera, because no one cared about our feud as a tag team versus Dusty and Goldust.

 

The writing was once on the wall for me to break up with an ex...we didn't for a bout a week, but when I knew it was imminent, she broke up with me Vince McMahon style in the dream:

 

"As far as being my boyfriend goes..YOURRRRRRRRRE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!"

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

I was in a warehouse, came upon a woman in a bathtub full of water, peed on her than started groping her but her breasts fell off.

[KGB 0]

I had ANOTHER dream about piss last night. My cups & drinking glasses were covered in it and I was washing them off, and then some girl comes into the house and she's soaked in piss, too, and asked me if she could use my shower. God make it stop!

 

I should go see a shrink.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I had my dream about cutting up rabbits again.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I went a long time without any vivid dreams, but the last two nights have had super-intense dreaming occur. It didn't help that last night's began with me getting out of bed, which made me wonder if it had really happened in the first few minutes after waking up for real. Fortunately, all I had to do to assuage my fears was look out my window and make sure there wasn't a block of townhouses built overnight next to my house.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I had a dream that I saw a man get bludgeoned to death in a department store because he tried to kidnap a girl. It scared the shit out of me, I woke up at 6 in the morning and had to call my friend.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

I had ANOTHER dream about piss last night. My cups & drinking glasses were covered in it and I was washing them off, and then some girl comes into the house and she's soaked in piss, too, and asked me if she could use my shower. God make it stop!

 

I should go see a shrink.

 

I used to clean in the mornings from about 6am to 10 am. They'd rotate us between about five stores, one of which was a five minute drive from a 7-11, where I'd often stop for gas and breakfast.

 

During this dream, I was filling up when a girl I went to high school with (mind you, 50 kilometres across the region) came in. We only casually knew each other, she was tight with my brother, but rarely more than a nod when wed see each other in the halls. We made small talk, and decided to go back to her place and I left my car in the gas depot, despite the fact it was raining we walked the 20 minute walk, which only took about 10 seconds in this dream.

 

We start to fool around, she says 'lemme put on something more comfortable"

 

Whle she's in the bathroom changing, I crouch to look at a book in her bookshelf and piss uncontrolably. She kicked me out.

 

Fun fact: I also worked at Wal-Mart at this time..and still do. (Christ, where have the last 3 years gone) I told this to a co-worker the following shift two days later. Exactly 10 seconds later, the girl in question came in to Wal-Mart.

[Art Sandusky 0]

MINDFUCK

[haws bah gawd 0]

My dream last night involved some of the most random shit ever. I was completely confused when I woke up, at the idea that my mind could create something this "creative".

 

My dream involved the following:

 

Me, riding in a car, through a beach town, with a bald Kevin Spacy driving the car........

 

Getting a good view of the ocean and noticing the waves were higher than expected......

 

A fucking 200 ft tall DEMONIC ROBOTIC SKELETON came out of one of the waves and ROBOTIC BAT CREATURES flew from it's body. Not to destroy anything.........but just to fly around......

 

Somehow I end up swimming in the ocean, and a Tidal Wave appears. I dont drown however, I just go under for what seems like 2 or 3 minutes......

 

 

Thats really all I can remember of it. I dont know WHY I would be thinking such fucked-up thoughts though.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

My ex and I were official from early 2003-March 2005, but we'd been a variety of things since June 2002.

 

Before we were official, I'd have these dreams where I'd be leading The Masters Golf Tournament on Sunday, I'd make my putt to win, and the usual hullballoo would ensue. Then there would be this parting of the gallery, and everything just kinda stopped. There she was. I had just completed my life's goal, but nothing else mattered.

 

She was a mystery woman in my dream for about 3 months after we became a couple.

 

I had this dream about once a month during our relationship. Since we've broke up, it's been weird ones, maybe 10 times or so:

 

I'd miss the putt to win, or no one would care that I won, or everyone would be disappointed I won and not someone else.

 

 

Sorry to come off as emo, I just find this one kinda off-the wall.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Haws Bah Gawd wins the thread by the way.

 

If for not other reason, his name makes me think "Horse" not "hoss"....and it features, what's basically, Ric Flair's johnson.

[Vyce 0]

I had a dream about a week ago in which I was, surprise, a white guy, but I was in Africa fighting alongside the Black Panther against an uprising against his kingdom. Yeah, the comic book character, for those who know of him. And there were zombies around, for some reason, which freaked me out. I have a lot of zombie dreams lately.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I dreamt last night that I was trying to dress up like someone from The Hives, but for some reason couldn't tie my sparkling new white tie.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That's a major sexual frustration manifestation, Patrick.

 

As for me. The rabbits. Again.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I feel I should go more in-depth about the rabbit dream.

 

I dream about knives all the time, which is so Freudian I won't even get into it, but they usually involve cutting up friggin' rabbits in this mutated version of my grandpa's barn. There's all sorts of other rooms that aren't really there, stairways, ladders, holes in the ceiling with ropes leading up, and antiquated tools and farm equipment. It's mostly dark, lit from light shining through gaps between boards holding the walls together.

 

It's not really a scary dream, since I used to help out of the farm when I was younger, and am pretty accustomed to eating things I've seen killed. I just reach into this cage in a really packed warren, pull out flopsy and butcher it with an enormous machete, then move on to more intricate blades to clean and skin the carcasses. They don't scream, which is weird, because rabbits scream bloody hell murder when killed.

[Art Sandusky 0]

That's a major sexual frustration manifestation, Patrick.

Oh my God, he's right!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Course I am. I majored in psychology for a month, dude.

 

That necktie is SO your dick. The knot's an easy metaphor. "Tying the knot" and all that. Ditto the suit imagery, so it's really less about sex and more about companionship, though the two are related, no?

[Art Sandusky 0]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Previous threads have proven I'm startlingly intuitive.

[Art Sandusky 0]

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