Wrestling Link Game....

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he actually owns the promotion anyway, and they just signed a deal with everyone's favorite, xpw, who are home to luminaries like ALTER BOY LUKE

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EDIT - Too late

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EDIT - Ouch, a double post and I'm late. My bad! Carry on.

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Who has a religious gimmick, like D-VON DUDLEY used to have.

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and that was a ripoff of Jesse Jackson, much like HooperX from Chasing Amy has inspired D-Lo and TEDDY LONG

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When he was a referee, Teddy was known for fast counts, much like RICO last week on Raw.

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RICO managed a tag team with Billy Gunn in it, just like SUNNY

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Sunny got her break in SMW, the brainchild of JIM CORNETTE

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and he's happy to be running OVW now, home of great people we'll never see, like DOUG BASHAM

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Who has actually jobbed a couple times on Velocity, like AMERICAN DRAGON.

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and fellow RoH guy, SPANKY, is currently streaking on Smackdown

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... which completely screwed up an A-Train squash of SHANNON MOORE.

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hey, he's a little Mf'er, the real life role of JEFF HARDY

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Jeff was formerly a star in Omega, along with SHANE HELMS.

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Shane Helms was in a Fozzy video because CHRIS JERICHO considers Helms to be a white boy who can throw down..

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a role JOHN CENA is currently exploring

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... who KURT ANGLE seriously put over in Cena's debut.

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and kurt angle teamed with a shitty guy in STEVE BLACKMAN like cena did with buchanan.

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.... Wait, when was this?

 

BLACKMAN is best known for teaming with AL SNOW to make up Head Cheese.

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Who trained TAYLOR MATHENY on TE1.

 

BTW,the Blackman-Angle team was short-lived and set up their Armageddon 1999 match.

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Who was in "love" with MAVEN.

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Who shouldn't have won, because CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI is a thousand times better.

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Although the Harvard grad's biggest career highlight so far has been Jobbing to TOMMY DREAMER.

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(OOC: Noooo! His biggest career highlight is beating Booker T by DQ!)

 

... who, in turn, is used to put people over, like D'Lo Brown and BATISTA.

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although that was a plot point so Batista, can, in turn, job to BOOKER T at No Way Out

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Who was nearly buried in a shitty tag team with TEST

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.... who, in turn, can job to TRIPLE H at Mania, unless a miracle occurs.

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maybe STING will show up

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Unless HOGAN barges in and tries to screw sting again...

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... and Hogan brings ED LESLIE with him...