Wrestling Link Game....

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and that was the crack-induced period where Jim Cornette was managing THE NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS

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featuring the greatest nickname ever, BODACIOUS BOB HOLLY.

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who, a few weeks later, got knocked on his ass by BOMBASTIC BART GUNN

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Who at WMXV got knocked on his ass by BUTTERBEAN.

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who looked like KING HIPPO from Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

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Oh for pity's sake

 

King Hippo?

 

probably a better person then JERRY LAWLER

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Who made a lot of jokes at the expense of STU HART through the years.

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and he ran a territory and his son went on to greatness, although JERRY JARRETT ran a territory and his son went on to pretty goodness

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who now owns TNA where his World Champ is AJ STYLES

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He wont be tomorrow, unless they payoff the mysteryman angle with TERRY FUNK

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Who lost the ECW title to SABU at Born to be Wired.

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and FONZIE actually wound up getting hurt due to all the barbed wire that was being thrown all over the place

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Who used the phrase 'Daddy' a lot. Especially when he managed ROB VAN DAM.

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and he won his ECW TV title thanks to some interference from his stable mate SABU

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and Sabu loves flipping around at great speed like YODA in Attack of the Clones.

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and Yoda came from the planet Dagobah, where FRED OTTMAN found Imperial Stormtrooper armor from

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which has absolutely nothing to do with wrestling, where the greatest wrestler at the moment is KURT ANGLE

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who broke his neck and could have ended up a parapalegic like CHRISTOPHER REEVE (forget straight wrestling links, we're trying to branch out)

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who's greatest career role was Superman, and that costume involved a styleized S inside of a diamond, and that logo was ripped off by STEVE CORINO as his merch logo

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Who got a little help from BILLY CORGAN in beating the shit outta Justin Credible in ECW 25&26/8/00.

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Lead Singer for Smashing Pumpkins and the ROAD WARRIORS smashed a pumpkin to show what they would do to their opponents at a Halloween Havoc.

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and they came out to "Iron Man" which was written by BLACK SABBATH

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Which was led by Ozzy Osbourne, who has two fat, untalented kids who show up on my tv far too often, uch like.......link too obvious to make

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I'll link, yo.

 

And when Ozzy left Sabbath, he recorded the song " Perry Mason" which was used as a theme song for CHRIS CHETTI in ECW

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which rhymes with MARZETTI!

 

 

 

 

No, I'm sorry, joking. Chetti was trained at the House of Hardcore, like DANNY DORING.

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who followed BRET HART's "cool guys can wear pink" fashion statment

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::happy my old thread is still going strong::

 

hmm...Bret Harts WWF gimmick was originally to be a cowboy gimmick, much like BOB ORTON JR.

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who had bad blood with SHAWN MICHAELS

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It sorta worked, because he had a pre

 

-boob job

-Face job,

-everything else job

 

LITA with him

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Hmmm...Shawn Michaels is the real link and Lita is the faker...so i'll Double Link~!

 

instead of being the next HBK, Lita's friend JEFF HARDY sits around in his house making aluminum foil sculptures