Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 "Your evil ways of destructionicty shall not thwart my determation, HoGAAAN! I have forseen your soul and it shall multiply by the galaxies and reciprical your own fleshness out of the universes mangled consciencenesses. I will swallow you whole, HoGAAAN! *snort* for the Warrior fears no one and his warriors shall overcome all the evils of which hold their hypocracies down and their spiritualitiness shall prevail!" Hogan, confused, pickes up a chair and takes Warriors head off with it. But Randy Savage out of nowhere gives Hulk a low blow then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 kicks Hogan in the head. Savage is now standing over Hogan and says "HOGAN, you always wanted to be the Macho Man! What it is, is what it is, brother. Aw, huh, yeah, OH YEAH! Dig it?" Then Ms. Elizabeth comes out with Lex Luger who... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 does nothing but pose while Liz, with condescending smile and all, claps in the background. Luger then racks the warriors headless body in a scene that even disgusts Vince Russo. Savage climbs a nearby dresser and signals for the elbow when Hogan... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 1, 2002 starts "Hulking Up". Savage drops a double ax handle on Hogan (Who's no selling), right hand, again and again. Hogan points his index finger at Savage. Savage throws a punch, but is blocked by Hogan. Hogan throws four punches. Whips Savage to the wall and delivers the big boot. The drops THE LEGDROP OF DOOM~! Covers Savage for the 1-2-3. Bret Hart runs out and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 1, 2002 "Savage was screwed! I don't have to take this shit! Vince McMahon is evil!" He then slaps the sharpshooter on Savage, in a swerve, until Hogan forcibly releases the hold. Bret and Hulk are face to face, finally, after all these years. And they slug it out. rights flailing away from both men. Bret goes down, and Hogan goes for the Leg Drop, but Bret Moves and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 applies the Sharpshooter. Hogan is screaming like a baby. Then somebody yells "RING THE FUCKIN' BELL!" It's... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 Linda McMahon! Bret spits on the boring heartless bitch while Hogan attacks from behind. Linda cuts a promo on the unconcious Hart... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 Sparks start flying off of Linda. She starts melting. Hogan says "MY God! She's a robot!" Hogan then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 starts crying. Hogan actually had a long standing affair with Linda and is in shock he did anal with a machine. Savage ceasing the opportunity... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 attacks Hogan with a jet-ski. Randy then starts to shove a.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 weight belt up hogan's ass. Only half goes in, however, as hogan runs around with it dangling form his trunks. Everyone laughs, until Bret hart recovers and slaps a bed post figure four...on everyone. One by one they all scream. But *gasp* from the rafters it's none other than... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 a piece of plaster, falling from Austin's ceiling! It hits Bret Hart in the eye, who releases the hold and flails his arms like a moron, then accidentally... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 trips over Hogan. Bret says "WHY ME WHY?!" When.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman and HHH start laughing at the embarrassed Hitman. They all take turns stomping away at both Hart and savage until Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 9 thugs attack HBK. Sean Waltman says "Wait a minute. Aren't these the same 9 thugs from....Nash cuts him off and says.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 "....you know...we have a pretty bad rep...with the boys in the back. I'd just like to say..." before he can finish "If ya smell" blares out of nowhere and the Rock is out to confront the clique. "whoa whoa whoa whoawhoawhoa whoa!...Kevin Nash..."Big Daddy Cool"...you wanna come in the Rock's house...you wanna talk about bad reps? Well the rock says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 take your buddies razor...turn that sum bitch side ways and stick it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDYASS!!" Then The Rock wants you to ask yourself "How does that feel?"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 Nash replies "Well to tell you the truth..." "It doesn't matter how that feels!" exclaims the Rock. Before he can get done witht he promo, Hall takes a gimmicked cinderblock and bashes it over Rock's head and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 starts bleeding from his nose. Hall says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 "Hey yo, *mumbles* and that's what i'm saying *more mumbling* I had a job...No Get off of me!" Nash and Pac restrain a drunk Hall while HHH and Hbk do crotch chops and make dick jokes in the corner, giggling like school girls. Austin interrupts to stun everything that moves. But a revived Hogan big boots him and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 drops another LEGDROP OF DOOM~! Austin no sells it and gives the finger to Hogan. Hogan gets a Stunner and Austin asks.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 "What?"..."What?"..."What?" but he receives a superkick from behind from Shawny-boy. The clique celebrate (with Hall blowing chunks in the corner) but Shawn's smile turns into a frown. His brow quivers as he comes to the realisation that he's lost his smile. He gathers around his buddies and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 "I lost my smile." Nash says if he wants "MY SPOT! Not a spot like your dog's spot, not a liver spot, not any spot, but MY SPOT!" HBK says "Kev... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 shut up. can't you see I'm the Icon, the show stoppa, the main event?" "No" says Nash. The disagreement incites a brawl and everyone is going at it. But Russo shoots on everyone claiming he was the genius behind the boom of the wrestling in the mid 90s and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 everybody agrees. Russo says he was WWF Attitude. Vince McMahon appears and tells Russo, "You're right. You were the man behind WWF Attitude. Oh, for the love of God, Vince. PLEASE COME BACK! Stephanie is horrible. She doesn't know what she's doing. COME BACK!" Russo says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 "Damnit Vince! You stupid son of a bitch! you think I'd come back to that shit hole you call a promotion? I'm a new yowker damnit!" "well, yes." McMahon replies. But before a deal is set, Steph comes rushing into the Austin's bedroom and whines about her role in the company claiming... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 She's a good writer. She says "Daddy, I know what I'm doing. You don't need him (Russo) back. Russo says "Listen bitch! You can't walk in my shoes. I knew how to use the roster. You can't book shit!" Stephanie cries, while Vince asks Russo to accept the job. Russo says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 "Ok, I'll do it. But only if David Arquette gets plenty of airtime and at least 2 world titles. Agreed?" Vince thinks... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted March 2, 2002 Vince says "Agree, but no Arquette. Write the good stuff you used to write with me." Russo says "Alright." Russo & McMahon leave for Titan Towers. Mean while Stone Cold gets up and attacks Steph. When a... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted March 2, 2002 few fans join the fray and get involved. austin quickly disposes of them but not before Hogan whacks Austin in the back with his weight belt (now dislodged from his ass, but reeking). He "listens to the crowd" and then realizes there is none until his breaks and he's escorted out by EMTs. savage out of nowhere... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
