Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted April 6, 2002 the Four Horsemen of the wrestling apocalypse, Pillman, Owen, Rick Rude and JYD ride down and slice Hogan's head off with a scythe. Brutus shits his pants and tries to run but... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 6, 2002 trips over Hogan's head. Rude delivers the Rude Awakening and Beefcake cowers before them. Pillman says "For your crimes against wrestling, you have been sentenced by the Workrate Council...and you have a fate worse than Death. You are to wrestle for Bill Watts' new promotion and put over his son every night for all eternity. Bwahahahaha!!!" Beefcake... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 6, 2002 It's Sting! But not the wrestler, the singer. He then breaks into "Every Breath you take". Hogan is outraged and interrupts the song with a promo stating... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 6, 2002 Dungeon of Doom members, Loch Ness and The Yeti are back, and we know what the Yeti wants from Hogan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted April 6, 2002 (continuing from WWF4Life) screams, "Erik Watts? Of Tekno Team 2000? NOOOOOOOOO!!! Wait, what if I don't want to?" JYD grabs him by the throat and says... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 6, 2002 "Listen pal, you don't got a choice, the Council has spoken and....." "WAIT!!!!!" a voice booms from the heavens and a mysterious robed figure descends and walks towards them, noticeably limping. The figure removes it's robe and reveals... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 6, 2002 himself to be the Shockmaster...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 6, 2002 "Bu..bu..but you're not dead!!" Beefcake screams. "How can you be the Higher Power of the Workrate Council?!?" Â "That's where you're wrong! I died from embarrassment at Clash of the Champions XXIV...I've been dead all of these years. Mwahahahaha!! *coughwhichexplainsmycrappymatchescough* Tremble mortal! Tremble before...SHOCKMASTER!!" However, Beefcake... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 6, 2002 who then trips over a shoe which causes.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 7, 2002 causes him to fall, and the Shark comes out to speak also..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest areacode212 Report post Posted April 7, 2002 But before he can say anything the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypose ride over to the Natural Disasters. JYD (Famine) touches Shark, whose physique shrivels up to something that resembles that of Michael Cole. Rick Rude (Pestilence) places his hand upon Shockmaster, causing boils of acid to break out all over his skin. Brian Pillman (War) merely laughs. Finally, Owen Hart (Death) walks up and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 7, 2002 complains again on how jealous he is of his lousy brother Bret. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Owen then kicks The sharks leg from under his leg... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 7, 2002 and locks on the Sharpshooter until he snaps Shark's spinal column in half. The Horsemen of the Wrestling Apocalypse high five each other and laugh at Tenta...but are confronted by Ted DiBiase who... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Who buys them all a round of milkshakes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Then IRS comes out to....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 7, 2002 audit the Horsemen. "YOU TAX CHEATS!!!" Rude says "We're dead, we don't pay taxes anymore. So what I'd like to have right now is for all you Washington Wasters to keep the noise down, while I take my robe off and show Ted what a real sexy man is supposed to look like. Hit my music." Then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Real American hits and Pat Patterson appears for some... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 7, 2002 unknown reason, then he speaks as Rude is taking off his robe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WWF4Life Report post Posted April 7, 2002 "What I'd like to have right now, is for you to take my pants  off, and I'll show you what a real sexy man is supposed to look like." Patterson winks at Rude and licks his lips suggestively. However... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 7, 2002 Rude is onto pat and so decided to keep the robe on, pat.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 7, 2002 drools at the thought of Rude's bare chest. Rude attacks Patterson and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Gerald Brisco runs in to attack Rude, but...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Vince appears and demands a 3 way hardcore evening gown match... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Patterson jumps around in excitement for the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 8, 2002 Just as the match is getting started a familiar theme blares into the empty arena. It's the Ultimate Warrior! Rude's old foe has returned. Warrior runs down to the ring... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JAMES900 Report post Posted April 9, 2002 But he's blow up when he reaches it so.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted April 10, 2002 his hear explodes through his chest and his bloody corpse stains the mat cancelling the match. Everyone... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted April 10, 2002 is glad that the warrior is gone forever, but he shakes the ropes and reforms back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
