Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted August 30, 2002 Out of sheerboredom, I dug this up for anybody wanting to find out about this guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 30, 2002 I don't care who uses it or how often. It's so versatile that it's impossible to claim it as one's own. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 30, 2002 (Hulk Hogan Mode ON, Brother) Fe fi fo fum, Guy! One long day, and your time has come, man! No marks(Especially Test marks), no scars, no blemishes on the Hulkster, brother! But inside, man, I've been scarred for one long day. Everywhere I go, man, all the little Hulksters ask me, 'Is there any truth to the fact that you copied your promos from other people? Hulkster, did you really make him cry? Did you really beat the Guy?' "Well today, man, at The Guy Stokes Thread Page IV, we're gonna wipe all that controversy out. Guy Stokes, in the second round, when you're fresh as a daisy, with the whole world watching, I'm gonna prove, brother, that I can beat ya anywhere, anytime. And all my Hulkamaniacs, they're gonna feel it, too." Mean Gene: "Speaking of the Hulkamaniacs, Hulk Hogan, we have seen them here in SmartMarks, and I know millions others are watching very intently around the world." Hulk Hogan: "Yeah! But if you look in their eyes, man, have you seen the FEAR in all those little Hulksters? They realize that when I get Guy the Player cinched up in the launch position, when I slam him through the SmartMarks message board, brother, from New York, down to Tampa, Florida, the fault line is gonna break off! And as Guy Stokes falls into the ocean, as my next two opponents fall to the ocean floor and I pin them, so will Dames, and all the little Hulkamaniacs! "But as Dames hangs onto the top of the latest DVD update, with his family under his other arm, as they sink to the bottom of the sea...THANK GOD Dames is a Hulkamaniac! He'll know enough to let go of his materialistic possessions, hang on to the wife and kids, dogpaddle his way all the way to safety! But, Dames...if somethin' happens, you run outta gas, and all those Hulkamaniacs run outta gas, just hang on to the largest back in the world, and I'll dogpaddle us, backstroke, all the way back to safety!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 30, 2002 That truly was an odd promo at Wrestlemania V... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 30, 2002 It was at 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 30, 2002 Ah, my mistake then. Would make sense to slam Andre and break a fault line instead of Savage. It's so easy to confuse Hogan promos claiming catstrophic consequences of his victories. Ironic, really. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 30, 2002 Who should I do next Kotz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 30, 2002 Err... Something original, try a ZSASZ PROMO~! Say you'll zsaszlle him or something. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 30, 2002 Err... Something original, try a ZSASZ PROMO~! Say you'll zsaszlle him or something. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Mr. Zsasz is a mid-card Batman villan. Do you want me to do a promo as me, or the actual villian? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 30, 2002 Er, whatever tickles your Alabama Crab Dangle. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 30, 2002 How many ladies do you get when your dressed like this, Guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 30, 2002 Both those pictures rule it, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 30, 2002 "Now hiel Hitler, little doggy!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cartman Report post Posted August 30, 2002 ANyone besides me think Guy Stokes is Dames? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted August 30, 2002 No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 30, 2002 lol.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 30, 2002 DAMMIT! Don't you see what Guy Stokes is doing? He's turning us against each other! Damn you, Stokes, damn your handsome face, cool swagger, and evil heart! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 30, 2002 Err, he's just turning me against tool-looking guys with their thumbs up who just left the Mental Deficiency Ward. "I had green Jell-O! There was fruit in it!" Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guy Stokes Report post Posted August 31, 2002 DAMMIT! Don't you see what Guy Stokes is doing? He's turning us against each other! Damn you, Stokes, damn your handsome face, cool swagger, and evil heart! Guy Stokes only promotes love and peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guy Stokes Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Just six of Guy's Girls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Guy, how do you respond to allegations that both you and your dog are fascists? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 31, 2002 I'm starting to think MrZsasz is Guy Stokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Interesting theory. I think you may be right. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted August 31, 2002 I only WISH I could admit to being Guy Stokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 31, 2002 I'm not Guy look when I joined He was an old poster i'm new. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 31, 2002 By my count, you've been around a day longer. Flimsy evidence... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Wait... I'm funnier than Guy is. Will the real Guy please stand up so he can exonerate me? I feel like OJ... except I'm innocent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 31, 2002 By my count, you've been around a day longer. Flimsy evidence... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Yeah but if you look we were on at the same time today. So it couldn't have been me. And why would I have come up with Guy a day after joining, and only start using him now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted August 31, 2002 He already had forty-something posts. I've logged in as two people before, back during the State days, as myself and the First Lady, so I could do her avatar stuff for her and all, since she didn't know how to. You just need two windows. Fo sheez, Kotzenjung Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 31, 2002 Well, there must be a way to prove I'm not Guy. Since Guy is a gimmick poster, it's not like he gave any info about himself away. Oh wait. Check the ISP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
