Guest MrRant Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 Bart: What are your pleasures? What you like to do? Kid: Oh, I don't know. Play chess, screw. Bart: Well let's play chess.
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ "dock that chink a day's pay for nappin on the job" God, that line cracked me up just because of how absurd it was.
Guest MrRant Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ "Hedley: Under the provisions of this bill we would snatch 200,00 acres of Indian territory, which we have deemed unsafe for their use at this time. They're such children. Governor: 200,000 acres? 200,000 acres? What will it cost, man? What will it cost? Hedley: a box of these (box of paddle balls). Governor: Are you crazy? They'll never go for it, and then again they might. Little red devils! They love toys!" I had to pause the movie when I heard that the first time.
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ knows the power of the Schwartz
Guest MrRant Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ Understands this is one of the best lines of Spaceballs: Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?! Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now." Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?" Col. Sandurz: We passed it. Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now." Dark Helmet: Go back to "then." Col. Sandurz: When? Dark Helmet: Now. Col. Sandurz: Now?! Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Col. Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?" Col. Sandurz: Soon. Dark Helmet: How soon? Spaceball: Sir! Dark Helmet: What? Spaceball: We've identified their location. Dark Helmet: Where? Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega. Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival. Dark Helmet: When? Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours. Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners. Dark Helmet: Who?!
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ nice choice Of course the "revelation" about how Lonestar and Dark Helmet are related ranks up there
Guest MrRant Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ is correct I bought the Spaceballs DVD just for the commentary... HILARI-FUCKING-OUS
Guest Kagato Otaku Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ may hate yogurt, even with strawberries!
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ what does the fortune cookie say about the SuxXors season?
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ so in other words they're fucked.
Guest RenegadeX28 Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^^has space for rent, which I would like to rent..
Guest Paranoid Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^likes Iron Man and furry fictional creatures
Guest T®ITEC Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning... no one can see...
Guest papacita Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^ called me cupcake...knows Papacita > Flyboy
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^posted before me this time
EL DANDY~! Posted November 10, 2002 Report Posted November 10, 2002 ^Likes toast, but however, hates Vince MAC-MAHON!!!
Guest Ravenbomb Posted November 11, 2002 Report Posted November 11, 2002 ^^^Is mean to The Smartmarks' Mr. Wilson
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