Have You Ever Had A Crush On Someone

[Guest LooseCannon]

I like swords.

ummm... really?

 

I had heard otherwise

 

EDIT: Late again

[Guest Cancer Marney]

You don't wanna know what I got kicked out of kendo school for...

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I use to simulate sex with my Alf doll.

I"M FUCKING TURNING OFF THIS COMPUTER RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCK

 

 

 

EDIT: Nevermind, I wanna hear about Kendo school

[Guest LooseCannon]

You don't wanna know what I got kicked out of kendo school for...

 

If it involves steamy lesbian action, than yes I do.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, me too.

 

"Don't spare a single detail, no matter how dirty or sordid." -- Moe Syzlak

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LooseCannon]

Michelangelo was the party dude! It was in the freaking song!!!

 

Raphael was cool, but rude.

 

Fo the love of yesterdayland.com,

Kotzenjunge

oh yeah.

[Guest Incandenza]

::grateful that attention has been turned away from earlier SHOCKING CONFESSION~!::

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I lied. It was solo, and no one ever saw me.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

We're still curious.

 

Fo... scientific purposes,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Uh-huh.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'd be lying if I said we weren't still curious. Have mercy on the losers of the planet.

 

Fo da kidz,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Sigh. Ok, ok. I was in the locker room once and we'd just had a half-hour session and I was really sweaty and adrenalised... and there was a bokken in front of me, I was stripping to get into the shower, no one else was around, and, well... use your imagination.

[Guest Flyboy]

Yep.

 

Veronica, Nashagdra, and Megan () were their names.

 

I had a helluva crush on Ashley, but somehow she became my first love.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

What the hell? Flyboy, what the hell are you doing ON TOPIC?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Sigh. Ok, ok. I was in the locker room once and we'd just had a half-hour session and I was really sweaty and adrenalised... and there was a bokken in front of me, I was stripping to get into the shower, no one else was around, and, well... use your imagination.

OK, *NOW* I'm going to bed

[Guest Cancer Marney]

I just realised dozens of kids are going to be jacking off to thoughts of me tonight.

 

It's a cruel, cruel world.

[Guest Flyboy]

What the hell? Flyboy, what the hell are you doing ON TOPIC?

 

*shrugs*

 

SILLY me. I don't know... Inc talking about fucking his Alf doll... that made my night.

[Guest Incandenza]

Uh...I WAS KIDDING ABOUT THE ALF DOLL!

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

I just realised dozens of kids are going to be jacking off to thoughts of me tonight.

 

It's a cruel, cruel world.

*laughs*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

This is the opposite of the Ex's thread. This was meant to be depressing, the other was meant to be funny.

 

Both ended up the exact opposite.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

I just realised dozens of kids are going to be jacking off to thoughts of me tonight.

 

It's a cruel, cruel world.

Meh.

 

I have the real thing.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Tell me Incandenza doesn't have Alf as his avatar.

 

TELL ME Incandenza doesn't have ALF as his avatar!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

...

 

Matt has now made it to God status in my book.

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

For screwing an Alf doll?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest papacita]

<~~~Decapitated a Bert doll once...LOVE ME!

[Guest papacita]

Oh well. I'm done seeking attention for one night. Going to sleep. Bye now.

[Guest Flyboy]

For screwing an Alf doll?

That and then putting Alf as his fucking avatar... that's just brillance at the highest level.

[Guest Incandenza]

For screwing an Alf doll?

That and then putting Alf as his fucking avatar... that's just brillance at the highest level.

At least SOMEONE appreciates my genuis.

[Guest MrRant]

Of course your title for some reason sounds like a reference to gay sex with little boys.

[Guest LooseCannon]

You're use of "delicious" in the why mark henry is more entertaining than Kurt Angle thread was also genius.