Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames, why do I keep trying? You know what I'm talking about. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames: Would you enter in the Sex Lotto if you knew you woulkd win? Think about it, oral sex and a free trip for 2.95 Unless it was someone I was DREAMING of having sex with...probably not. I can get girls without lowering myself to that. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames - Isn't Jennifer dating someone? Whoever it is this month, he'll let her go if he knows what's good for him. *Smacks fist into hand* Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames, If Eddie Munsters mom is a vampire and his dad is Frankenstien, why is he a werewolf? Eddie Munster is a bastard. They've never told him who his real father was. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames, will I be mentally stable enough to recap Tough Enough next week? I mean, you-know-who gets hurt. HOW WILL I EVEN BE ABLE TO TYPE? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge You'll be fine..... Jonah will die for your sins. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Damsey, why are people such as myself so easily blinded by their emotions? Emotions are what drive us. Same can be said for psycho's who chop up people with weedwackers for the entertainment of "wrestling" fans. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames, could God make a burrito so hot, even he couldn't eat it. Nope, he can't...and I'll tell you why. I once went to my best friend Keith's house and got STONED. I then proceeded to make a mini pizza in the oven that was SEARING hot. Despite the heat and sheer pain of probable first degree burns, I was so numb, I barely felt it. So if God can make burrito's, he can make something to ease the pain. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paranoid Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames, do you like baked turkey or fried turkey? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames - Isn't Jennifer dating someone? Whoever it is this month, he'll let her go if he knows what's good for him. *Smacks fist into hand* Dames Jules Asner: In other news, Joey Lawrence remains in critical condition after Los Angeles police found him severely beaten, rolled up in a carpet, and dumped into the L.A canal, which was dry at that point. Police have arrested 21 year old Damian Gonzalez of Brooklyn, NY after he had left a threatening message for Lawrence. *Beep*You want to screw with my girl? I saw you coming out of that Carl's Jr. with your arm around her. She's MINE! You think you can screw with me, with Damian Gonzalez? What you thinking, asshole?"*beep* Why did I just post this? I dunno. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 27, 2002 From another report: Traces of semen were found on Mr. Lawrence's body, thus indicating some sexual attacks were involved. Police are awaiting DNA tests indicating if the sample on the victim matches that of their chief suspect, Damien Gonzalez of Brooklyn, NY. Witnesses have stated that Gonzalez repeatedly beat Lawrence with his dong following a heated argument. Gonzalez evaded arrest immediately, but was captured and brought in for questioning when Lawrence was found. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Whoa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Isn't that fucked up? Who's going to run the board if he goes to jail for this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted November 27, 2002 I'll go start a thread in Site Feedback asking if I can do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Again, my vote for that responsibility goes to EL BRUJO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted November 27, 2002 I think we should get former EWA(Maineindy fed) commish Tony Atlas to do the job. Or we should just have a lottery with $2.95 for a ticket and the winner gets to run the SmartMarks.....IN RENO, NEVADA!!! Oh c'mon that's a great idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Well, it's pretty funny that they've got the wrong man. See, I'm 22 year old Damian Gonzalez from the Bronx. I GOT AWAY WITH IT! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames, you master criminal, you. You'd better grow a moustache with the quickness, change your identity, and move, though. You'll never know when the feds will be kicking down the door. That kind of violence towards flash in the pan celebrities with hot girlfriends is not tolerated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Dames: Have you played SD4 yet? If you have, how cool is it to beat HHH in 45 seconds by having RVD do everyspot of his? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted November 27, 2002 Well, it's pretty funny that they've got the wrong man. See, I'm 22 year old Damian Gonzalez from the Bronx. I GOT AWAY WITH IT! Dames What, no evil laugh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2002 DAMES! It's been 20 or so pages since I've posted on this thread! Ya miss me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2002 Dames: Have you played SD4 yet? If you have, how cool is it to beat HHH in 45 seconds by having RVD do everyspot of his? Haven't played SD4 yet.... Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2002 Well, it's pretty funny that they've got the wrong man. See, I'm 22 year old Damian Gonzalez from the Bronx. I GOT AWAY WITH IT! Dames What, no evil laugh? Mwuahahahahahaha. There you go. Better late than never. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2002 DAMES! It's been 20 or so pages since I've posted on this thread! Ya miss me? ....I can't miss you when you CONSTANTLY IM ME!!! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted December 9, 2002 Should I go see Jenn at work tomorrow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted December 9, 2002 Dames, I've made a powerpoint slideshow that is either going to earn me an A or is going to get me shot. That being said, are you to the limit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2002 Should I go see Jenn at work tomorrow? Yes mofo, but only if Heather is there. Pussy. . Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2002 Dames, I've made a powerpoint slideshow that is either going to earn me an A or is going to get me shot. That being said, are you to the limit? What limit??? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Dames, I've made a powerpoint slideshow that is either going to earn me an A or is going to get me shot. That being said, are you to the limit? What limit??? Dames Do you walk along the razor's edge? Don't look back or you'll be fiiiiiiiiiiinshed! Push it to the limit. (Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimit) You call yourself a Scarface fan. Let me guess: You like "She's On Fire"? You disgust me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2002 First off....I had a feeling that's what he was talking about. Second, you probably got that from GTA. Bastard. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Dames: How do you like starting a thread that will seemingly never die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
