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Guest Cancer Marney
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call him 1-800-CALL-ATT.. then he will know that he is supporting Carrot Top

I PITY THE FOOL WHO DON'T USE 1-800-COLLECT

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Guest Kotzenjunge
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Dames, do I tell what really happened on the date with Erica, or do I do what she suggested and make something different up?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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But I'm absolutely certain I also go down on a girl better than he does. Better than any man. Because I know what feels good and why. And there's no substitute for that. None. You penis-providers will always come second there

If we do it right, that's the plan :P

 

it gives more girls an incentive to turn gay, or at least to give it a shot. Which in turn increases my playing field, at least until May.

May? What?

Guest Cancer Marney
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If we do it right, that's the plan :P

Feh. That interpretation doesn't even work in your dreams.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Heh, you don't know about my dreams...

 

...eh, <mumble> you're right </mumble>

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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Knock off 2000 of his posts and watch him bitch.

NOBODY Fucks With My Post Count!

Guest Sandman9000
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Hey Dames, if I write up reviews of the two CZW videos I'm getting, will you post them on the main site?

Guest Midnight Express83
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Dames: Who's hotter? Janet, Ashanti, or Tyra?

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Have you picked up the new Rolling Stone yet? From the pic I posted last night, I'm sure you did or at least went to the web site.

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OK Damey-boy. As it pertained to Kane's mystery PAHTNAH on Monday, somebody said that it might be Nova. I returned with...

 

"Nova invented the mystery partner, you know..."

 

Brian replied with,"

 

Best. Line. Currently.

 

So my question to you is...Is that line the best line...currently?

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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Out of those three girls, Ashanti's not the hottest. She's all right and people think she's hot because she is made up alot. How often do you gawk at lazy-eyed girls with side burns?

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Damesey-waymsey...

 

What do you think of girls that don't wear make-up, but have no sideburns/lazy eyes?...

 

Hm.

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Dames, do I tell what really happened on the date with Erica, or do I do what she suggested and make something different up?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

The TRUTH.....shall set you free.

 

Dames

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Have you picked up the new Rolling Stone yet? From the pic I posted last night, I'm sure you did or at least went to the web site.

Nah, I haven't. Other than Maxim and Stuff, I barely buy any magazines.

 

Dames

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OK Damey-boy. As it pertained to Kane's mystery PAHTNAH on Monday, somebody said that it might be Nova. I returned with...

 

"Nova invented the mystery partner, you know..."

 

Brian replied with,"

 

Best. Line. Currently.

 

So my question to you is...Is that line the best line...currently?

Currently, yes. That is fuckin' hilarious.

 

Did you know that Nova invented tag-team wrestling?

 

Dames

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Damesey-waymsey...

 

What do you think of girls that don't wear make-up, but have no sideburns/lazy eyes?...

 

Hm.

Um....give me an example? If Ashanti is one of them.....she's not my type.

 

Dames

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I always thought Nova invented the Undertaker, therefore he invented no-selling, the ministry of darkness...etc...I don't know man...Nova is LIKE THE INNOVATOR OF NOTHING SPECTACTULAR AT ALL!

 

EDIT: And if my Nova line is my best line currently...which is the best...line...ever?

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
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Dames which song would make a better wedding song:

 

Thank God I Found You by Mariah Carey, Joe, and 98 degrees or the remixed version with Joe and Nas?

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Dames which song would make a better wedding song:

 

Thank God I Found You by Mariah Carey, Joe, and 98 degrees or the remixed version with Joe and Nas?

I don't think anyone could walk down the aisle to Nas. I'd go with the original.

 

Dames

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