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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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Personally, I like Alina and I didn't know people around here don't like her.

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Guest Incandenza
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I've never had a problem with Alina, either, so I don't know where this "bitch" business is coming from.

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Dames, it is not even 12pm, and I'm thinking of making myself a screwdriver. Would you be my sponsor when the inevitable occurs and I start attending AA?

I can't exactly stop you from drinking from here. Alf would probably be more successful.

 

Dames

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Dames, can I please get this bit of info from you>?

 

Does Regal wrestle better in a showgirls outfit? I mean, it took him under a minute and he has a place to hide his knucks...lol

 

But seriously, do you see any of the now defunct UnAmericans getting a push? I'd push Jericho and Christian as pissed off Canadians.

Regal might have won in under a minute, but its not the first time. Regal always gets humiliated on camera...and then they wonder why we don't take him as a serious heel.

 

The only UnAmericans I see getting a halfway decent push are Storm and Regal.

 

Dames

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My fascination with the Yankees and their fans continues.

 

Ok, I already know that if I were to wear a Mets' hat in the Bronx and walked by Yankee Stadium, I likely wouldn't come out alive. Now, is this true for any other team? I'd assume that (at least right now) an Angels' or Diamondbacks' hat wouldn't be too well recieved, but, if I were to wear, say a Devil Rays' hat (no, that's just stupid, no one would wear one of those), or a Blue Jays' hat, would the same thing happen? Would I be allowed to live?

To be honest, the rivalry between the Mets and Yankees here in NY is more like a "one-up" deal, there's no real hatred.

 

The Red Sox are HATED.....but every time that I've seen anything resembling violence over it, its been at Fenway.

 

Dames

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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I have a question Dames: It seems like every girl I meet asks me if I have a girlfriend or will somehow try to allude to me having one. Why the fuck do they do that?

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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Shit, I don't ask girls if they have boyfriends when I meet them.

Guest Sandman9000
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Well, it depends on your actions. If you wear a hat into enemy territory, you will recieve some heckling. It goes with the territory. However, if you behave yourself and don't do anything stupid, you should be fine. If you start to act like a jackass and start shit, then you can expect some kind of physical retribution.

 

Also, to avoid being murdered, go in groups, preferably around half a dozen. Enough so that you have some security, yet not so large that you have difficulty keeping tabs on everyone.

 

Another point, don't go overboard on the team apparel. A hat or up to a jersey is fine, but if you're all painted up and shit, you can expect violence.

 

Of course, it also depends on where you go. I've heard tales of Packers fans giving blankets to a Vikings fan who underestimated just how freakin cold Green Bay can be and painted up for the game, chest and all.

 

Don't expect such sympathy elsewhere, though.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Dames, how do I acquire Pinnacle's problem? Everyone assumes I'm a loser with not a single female acquaintance.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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I don't know if you want my problems man. It might be better to have girls think that you are a loser because they won't have their guard up around you all the time. I'm very secretive about my dealings with girls because experience has taught me that it's usually best to do that. Also, the shit gets annoying after a while too. Here's an example: I clock out from work yesterday and I'm about to leave. There was a girl that was working there that I had never really talked to until yesterday. She was kind of flirting with me when she got there, but I had never spoken to her before. As I was about to leave, she asked me if I was going to my girlfriend's house. What kind of shit is that to say? If you want to know if I have a girlfriend, be tactful about it. I hate when girls make a "I'm assuming that you have a girlfriend" statement. We can be talking about anything and they'll slip in something about "my girlfriend." That stuff pisses me off sometimes.

 

Also, I would love for girls to have their guard down around me. I was talking to this girl ont the phone the other night (she's a virgin) and she told me that she doesn't think she would trust herself around me. I guess it's good that she feels that way, but it also means that she might make a conscious effort to remain a virgin.

 

Another reason why it's better to be perceived as a loser is that it keeps people from trying to be in your business. I was at a get together a few weeks ago and I ended up talking to a couple of girls on my way out. We were standing around outside and we ended up talking for a long time. I have known these girls for three years and I'm friends wth them, but I have done a good job of keeping my dealings secret. Despite that fact, they refused to believe that I wasn't handling my business under everyone's nose. They couldn't prove it, but they refused to believe it. I would say that it's a blessing when the girls never see you coming.

Guest Kingpk
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The Red Sox are HATED.....but every time that I've seen anything resembling violence over it, its been at Fenway.

 

Dames

I find that really hard to believe.

 

Granted, I've never been to Yankee Stadium so I don't know how security is, but I'm pretty sure there is at least one fight in the stands during those games, especially the night ones.

 

Maybe the sheer amount of bars around Fenway has something to do with it.

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Personally, I like Alina and I didn't know people around here don't like her.

I wish I knew why too.. at least 1 of these moderators has been spreading shit that I'm someone else, but they're all playing innocent.

 

Also, my rant seemed to upset some people, mostly because they think I insulted Marney, which was not my intention.

 

Spoon- I don't know if he dislikes me, but I like him when. He only annoyed me that one night.

 

treble cleft- Because I disrespected his Leafs, and he's Canadian.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Hey, I'm down with DA LEEN~!(your new name I made up, you'll accept it and like it) these days, but for a while I was VERY pissed at the blatant attempts to annoy me and such over AIM and on here.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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What rant is this that upset people?

Guest Kingpk
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The one on Smark Talk.

 

Just look for "Pissed off Ranting"

Guest treble charged
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treble cleft- Because I disrespected his Leafs, and he's Canadian.

Not all Canadians like the Leafs (although they should), and some Americans like them, too (as they should).

 

Being Canadian is inconsequential in this matter.

 

This is all about the Leafs.

Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
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LMAO@fine booty!! I don't see how that rant would have made people dislike Alina. As a matter of fact, I can she where she's coming from. Why would people be upset about her rant and why would people interpret it as an insult towards Marney?

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Dames, you know who to vote for in the Miss SmartMarks contest, right?

 

Also, I should like to advocate some kind of punishment for Spaceman Spiff for all the slander here about a certain woman, who we'll name EilyK.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Whatever do you mean? :blink:

 

Dames - what's up w/ Kiley's face?

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Also, my rant seemed to upset some people...

I've found that it's impossible for a rant not to upset someone.

 

FWIW, I enjoyed your rant. I've written a few pieces like that myself, and I think anger is a beautiful emotion when it can be harnessed properly and turned into something creative.

Guest Cancer Marney
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For the record, Alina's spoken to me and we have no problems anymore. As a matter of fact, we never would have had I not been completely smashed the night I read her rant.

 

Moral of the day: don't drink and post, kids.

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Dames, how do I acquire Pinnacle's problem? Everyone assumes I'm a loser with not a single female acquaintance.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

*slaps Kotz "You can ACT LIKE A MAN!"*

 

Name that scene.

 

It's all about confidence. If you don't sweat girls that expect to be sweated, they think its for a reason.

 

Dames

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Dames, are you and JHawk gonna brawl for the ONE AND ONLY "I'm bored...ask me anything superthread?" I got you in the fight, by the way...

See, contrary to what you may know, I've been doing this at other boards for years. I've had countless "gimmicks" ripped off and it'll always happen. It's all good though, as long as I still get some replies.

 

Dames

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Dames, you know who to vote for in the Miss SmartMarks contest, right?

 

Also, I should like to advocate some kind of punishment for Spaceman Spiff for all the slander here about a certain woman, who we'll name EilyK.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Yes, my girl who was robbed the first time around, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

 

Dames

Guest Sandman9000
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Allright Dames, here is a serious question.

 

Now, there is this girl in one of my classes that I like. Hell, the fact that I know what times she goes to the gym means that I'm actually getting up and exercising. Of course, I've learned not to try and keep up with her. My heart didn't forgive me for three days after.

 

Now, she's got an insane body, but kinda a butter face. That doesn't matter to me.

 

What does matter is that she is also interested. The past couple of days, I've kinda been getting mixed signals. I hung out with her and some of her friends tonight, playing in the rain, and we had fun, but she didn't terribly all over me. I can't tell if she is just being friendly or actually likes me as well. See, I'm horrible when it comes to interpreting signs. If I guess wrong, it means three times a week minumum that I see this girl and feel uncomfortable, and there would be no way in hell that we could work together.

 

Basically, Dames, is it go with brains, or go with heart?

 

Normally, I'd say brains, but I gotta grow some balls eventually and just do something.

 

The problem is, I don't know what to do or when to do it.

 

Any suggestions on anything I can do, aside from just flatout asking?

Guest justsoyouknow
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Dames - Why do all of my posts get no-sold?

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I'll say go with your heart. There have been plenty of times where I've kicked myself in the ass for not saying anything. Remember, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. The Great One said that.

 

Even if you do strike out, I'm sure that you'll find another girl to occupy your mind eventually, so it won't be too awkward.

 

Dames

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