Guest MrRant Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Good to hear you aren't a rapist Dames. How is the chick that your left you ATM card in the machine doing? Are you 2 hooking up?
The Dames Posted October 13, 2002 Author Report Posted October 13, 2002 Actually, we've stopped talking for the most part. Dames
Guest MrRant Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 How come? SPILL THE BEANS! We must hear every detail of your personal life.... to a point of course.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 I'm no rapist, but if I did want to force myself onto a woman, it would be because I'm VERY attracted to her, I'd assume Like the 16 year-old who raped and murdered a 52 year-old on the morning of 7/30/78? In the overwhelming majority of cases rape has little to do with attraction and much more to do with hatred towards all women, feelings of inadequacy, or sometimes simple opportunity - the criminal might be intent on committing another crime anyway and he assaults the victim in the process. If attraction were the causal factor, you'd expect every rape victim to be drop-dead gorgeous - it is after all one of the most serious felonies imaginable in every state. In reality, few are. They're simply ordinary people whom the criminal dehumanised in order to commit the rape. Some few cases are the result of a long and unrequited attraction, and these tend to be within the victim's family, friends, and acquaintances. Almost no stranger rapes another due to simple attraction; the motives go much deeper than that.
The Dames Posted October 13, 2002 Author Report Posted October 13, 2002 You see....thats why I like it when you back things up. No questions needed after that. Rant, I'd tell ya....but she reads the board Dames
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Yeah I wouldn't want to stick my foot in my mouth when my other is on the board, that'd be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Rant, I'd tell ya....but she reads the board But that would make it all the better. <g> We could watch you and her get into a multi-page and eventually multi-thread fight and chatlogs would be posted and her new boyfriend would come online to defend her virtues and you'd ban him in a fit of jealous rage and then she'd call you names and you'd call her names in turn and ban her from your IM lists after posting more logs and she'd have to think of new usernames to bug you with and maybe she'd even drop by your house to bitch you out in person and you'd call the police and tell us all about it and then she'd come back online to bitch you out again and the rest of us would have gone through at least three bags of popcorn apiece before you finally got fed up and banned her too. Okay, I'll stop now.
Guest MrRant Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 That is what I want. ::Starts popping the popcorn:: You can't let it go to waste Dames.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 damn! That sig pic got a double-take out of me, Marney.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Dames, are you looking forward to the next installment of The Gnome Offensive by Metal Ed as I am? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
The Dames Posted October 13, 2002 Author Report Posted October 13, 2002 OMG!!! It's the return of El Sexy! Dames
The Dames Posted October 13, 2002 Author Report Posted October 13, 2002 Dames, are you looking forward to the next installment of The Gnome Offensive by Metal Ed as I am? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Oh hell yeah, that was awesome. Dames
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Dames, Just how bad an idea is it to get completely blasted less than one hour before you're supposed to go to mass with your girlfriend, who's been absolutely furious with you ever since she returned from her parents' place in Rosedale yesterday? - and if you're supposed to see the archbishop afterwards? - and if you've always wanted to ask him if he feels funny talking about chastity while wearing a long black dress? - and if you have a tendency to do shots with the communion wine, and then get the munchies and demand more wafers?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 If you're going to church drunk, hurl in the confessional.
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Actually, a priest once told me a good one about a drunk in a confessional. So this guy staggers into a church sometime after midnight, totally drunk out of his mind. There's only one priest there, and he approaches the drunk, but the drunk waves him off. The priest watches as the drunk stumbles into the confessional, and, after a few blind tugs, manages to draw the curtains. Sighing, the priest puts on his purple stole and takes his place on the other side. He slides open the partition and waits, but the drunk says nothing. He seems to be scratching at the walls. Confused, the priest taps the partition. The drunk just curses under his breath and keeps scratching at the walls. The priest knocks again, a little more sharply this time. The drunk swears and sits up, slurring, "No use knockin', pal... there ain't no paper in this one either."
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Made me laugh. I'm off now.
EL DANDY~! Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 Dames, I think EL DANDY~! needs to meet El Sexy, because somos ellos, right? lol Is he your brother?
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted October 13, 2002 Report Posted October 13, 2002 It's all about confidence. If you don't sweat girls that expect to be sweated, they think its for a reason. Shit, it should be for a reason. I'm not sweating any girl EVER. If a girl thinks I am, she's wrong. One of my roommates was tryingto shack up with this girl over the summer, and she neded up bringing her friends along with her the first time they went out. I ended up going out with them even though I wanted to stay home and get a good night's sleep (had a long week). I knew damn well the two girls liked me, but they expected me to sweat them or something. I was trying to be nice, but I wasn't going to bend over backwards for them. After a while, my mood got increasingly sour because I was getting sick of them. We ended up watching some movie on DVD and they started talking and people were calling their cell phones and shit. At one point I turned on the song "Banned From TV" so they could hear the part where the guy yells, "Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to watch this movie!" I ended up with a "fuck these hos" attitude and left. After I left all they aked was, "Where's Kevin? Where did Kevin go?" Kevin left because they had their asses on their shoulders and expected me to sweat them. To make a long story short, don't sweat people.
The Dames Posted October 15, 2002 Author Report Posted October 15, 2002 Dames, Just how bad an idea is it to get completely blasted less than one hour before you're supposed to go to mass with your girlfriend, who's been absolutely furious with you ever since she returned from her parents' place in Rosedale yesterday? - and if you're supposed to see the archbishop afterwards? - and if you've always wanted to ask him if he feels funny talking about chastity while wearing a long black dress? - and if you have a tendency to do shots with the communion wine, and then get the munchies and demand more wafers? 1. Pretty bad idea.....but make it TOO obvious your drunk and it could work. 2. Please....get it off your chest. 3. BRING ON THE MUNCHIES~! Dames
The Dames Posted October 15, 2002 Author Report Posted October 15, 2002 Dames, I think EL DANDY~! needs to meet El Sexy, because somos ellos, right? lol Is he your brother? No, not my brother. Just a good friend. We're not even the same nationality. Dames
The Dames Posted October 15, 2002 Author Report Posted October 15, 2002 That was probably the worst Raw I've ever seen. Funny how I've been saying that more and more lately. I marked the FUCK OUT for the Bret tease. Those bastards. Dames
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Dames, Raw has made me unable to enjoy eating, something I usually do. What do I do to fix this? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
The Dames Posted October 15, 2002 Author Report Posted October 15, 2002 Watch some old stuff to brighten your day. Or watch some Kylie. Dames
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Good ideas, all. I'm searching for a suitable picture of Sophie to be my new avatar. The current one of her is just a placeholder until I find a place that will host the REALLY good one I found, since it's over 150KB. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Dames, are you amused or disturbed by the revelation that Kane jizzes on corpses? I'm somewhere in the middle, it's a hell of a decision.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 But that would make it all the better. <g> We could watch you and her get into a multi-page and eventually multi-thread fight and chatlogs would be posted and her new boyfriend would come online to defend her virtues and you'd ban him in a fit of jealous rage and then she'd call you names and you'd call her names in turn and ban her from your IM lists after posting more logs and she'd have to think of new usernames to bug you with and maybe she'd even drop by your house to bitch you out in person and you'd call the police and tell us all about it and then she'd come back online to bitch you out again and the rest of us would have gone through at least three bags of popcorn apiece before you finally got fed up and banned her too. Okay, I'll stop now. I know I'm a little late on this, but I also would like to see this. Marney - your sig is definatly noticable, but I am finding myself strangely attracted to your avatar. I say "strangly" because it is a 2 in. X 2 in. picture, and they aren't really my type. That is all. PS - please let us know how the Priest feels about the dress/chastity issue.
Guest Kinetic Posted October 15, 2002 Report Posted October 15, 2002 Do you think the Bret thing was done that way on purpose? Because I guarantee that anyone who's been watching wrestling since before 1997 sat up, took a deep breath, and exhaled angrily all within the course of that 20 second spot. It was reminiscient of when Austin's music played briefly during the first post-Austin RAW and my heart nearly burst out of my chest.
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