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Guest Kotzenjunge
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Dames, why do I keep trying?

 

You know what I'm talking about.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Dames: Would you enter in the Sex Lotto if you knew you woulkd win?

 

 

Think about it, oral sex and a free trip for 2.95

Unless it was someone I was DREAMING of having sex with...probably not. I can get girls without lowering myself to that.

 

Dames

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Dames, will I be mentally stable enough to recap Tough Enough next week? I mean, you-know-who gets hurt. HOW WILL I EVEN BE ABLE TO TYPE?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

You'll be fine.....

 

Jonah will die for your sins.

 

Dames

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Damsey, why are people such as myself so easily blinded by their emotions?

Emotions are what drive us. Same can be said for psycho's who chop up people with weedwackers for the entertainment of "wrestling" fans.

 

Dames

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Dames, could God make a burrito so hot, even he couldn't eat it.

Nope, he can't...and I'll tell you why.

 

I once went to my best friend Keith's house and got STONED. I then proceeded to make a mini pizza in the oven that was SEARING hot. Despite the heat and sheer pain of probable first degree burns, I was so numb, I barely felt it.

 

So if God can make burrito's, he can make something to ease the pain.

 

Dames

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Dames - Isn't Jennifer dating someone?

Whoever it is this month, he'll let her go if he knows what's good for him.

 

*Smacks fist into hand*

 

Dames

Jules Asner: In other news, Joey Lawrence remains in critical condition after Los Angeles police found him severely beaten, rolled up in a carpet, and dumped into the L.A canal, which was dry at that point. Police have arrested 21 year old Damian Gonzalez of Brooklyn, NY after he had left a threatening message for Lawrence.

 

*Beep*You want to screw with my girl? I saw you coming out of that Carl's Jr. with your arm around her. She's MINE! You think you can screw with me, with Damian Gonzalez? What you thinking, asshole?"*beep*

 

Why did I just post this? I dunno.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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From another report:

 

Traces of semen were found on Mr. Lawrence's body, thus indicating some sexual attacks were involved. Police are awaiting DNA tests indicating if the sample on the victim matches that of their chief suspect, Damien Gonzalez of Brooklyn, NY.

 

Witnesses have stated that Gonzalez repeatedly beat Lawrence with his dong following a heated argument. Gonzalez evaded arrest immediately, but was captured and brought in for questioning when Lawrence was found.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Isn't that fucked up? Who's going to run the board if he goes to jail for this?

Guest treble charged
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I'll go start a thread in Site Feedback asking if I can do it.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Again, my vote for that responsibility goes to EL BRUJO.

Guest kingkamala
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I think we should get former EWA(Maineindy fed) commish Tony Atlas to do the job. Or we should just have a lottery with $2.95 for a ticket and the winner gets to run the SmartMarks.....IN RENO, NEVADA!!! Oh c'mon that's a great idea.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Dames, you master criminal, you. You'd better grow a moustache with the quickness, change your identity, and move, though. You'll never know when the feds will be kicking down the door. That kind of violence towards flash in the pan celebrities with hot girlfriends is not tolerated.

Guest Midnight Express83
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Dames: Have you played SD4 yet? If you have, how cool is it to beat HHH in 45 seconds by having RVD do everyspot of his?

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Well, it's pretty funny that they've got the wrong man.

 

See, I'm 22 year old Damian Gonzalez from the Bronx.

 

I GOT AWAY WITH IT!

 

Dames

What, no evil laugh?

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Well, it's pretty funny that they've got the wrong man.  

 

See, I'm 22 year old Damian Gonzalez from the Bronx.  

 

I GOT AWAY WITH IT!

 

Dames

What, no evil laugh?

Mwuahahahahahaha. There you go. Better late than never.

 

Dames

Guest Sandman9000
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Dames, I've made a powerpoint slideshow that is either going to earn me an A or is going to get me shot.

 

That being said, are you to the limit?

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Dames, I've made a powerpoint slideshow that is either going to earn me an A or is going to get me shot.

 

That being said, are you to the limit?

What limit???

 

Dames

Do you walk along the razor's edge?

 

Don't look back or you'll be fiiiiiiiiiiinshed!

 

Push it to the limit. (Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimit)

 

 

You call yourself a Scarface fan.

 

Let me guess: You like "She's On Fire"?

 

 

 

You disgust me.

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

Dames: How do you like starting a thread that will seemingly never die?

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